Brendan Jordan a two year Enigma wrapped in a mystery

[Brendan Jordan]

Originally Posted by zlandrum

is your family crest a picture of a barracuda eating neil armstrong?

I don't like to talk about it.

[Brendan Jordan]

Originally Posted by phoondaddy

That's a line from Star Wars. I think Chewbacca wrote it on the bathroom wall in the alien bar about C3PO.

Duh.

I suppose that's in the re-release, right after Greedo shoots first?

[MrBlonde7]

Originally Posted by dspring

Brendan Jordan fisted Angela Lansbury at some Hollywood party then knocked Chuck Norris clean the fuck out moments later with the same fist. Also, his nipples have biceps.

This is the greatest thing ever written.

[stinkbait]

brendan is one of a handful of folks i'd like to have a cold beer with from this site. No offense to most of you jackholes but I've already had my share f coldies with you whether I remember it or not.

"do you know who you are talking to? Only the NCAA champion golfer"