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I thought the story of Paul Bunyan was based on Brendan Jordan.
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11-08-2003, 01:39 PM #21
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11-08-2003, 01:41 PM #22
once, when stranded in the wilderness, he ate his own feet to survive. when he was rescued, he crapped them out and sewed them back on.
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11-08-2003, 01:43 PM #23
This is some of the funniest shit ever.
Brendan Jordan lit George Burns first cigar, and slung back martinis with FDR.
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11-08-2003, 01:48 PM #24
Brendan invented water and named all species of mammal.
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11-08-2003, 01:48 PM #25
He hold's the world record with his high score on Moon Patrol.
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11-08-2003, 01:49 PM #26
I heard he built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of Gouda cheese and then fed it to starving Iranian Orphans on a platter of 50,000 glued together Nelly cds.
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11-08-2003, 01:52 PM #27
Brendan Jordan can have his cake and eat it too.
He wrestled crocs in the outback and taught them how to play checkers.
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11-08-2003, 01:52 PM #28
He played right-tackle for the '83 Broncos.
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11-08-2003, 01:52 PM #29
Brendan took over for god on the 7th day
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11-08-2003, 01:54 PM #30
Brendan taught Michaelangelo how to draw, he invented Moustache Wax and pot Pie, Brendan was the voice of Stewart on Beavis and Butthead.
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