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11-08-2003, 02:39 PM
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I thought the story of Paul Bunyan was based on Brendan Jordan.
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11-08-2003, 02:41 PM
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once, when stranded in the wilderness, he ate his own feet to survive. when he was rescued, he crapped them out and sewed them back on.
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11-08-2003, 02:43 PM
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This is some of the funniest shit ever.
Brendan Jordan lit George Burns first cigar, and slung back martinis with FDR.
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11-08-2003, 02:48 PM
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Brendan invented water and named all species of mammal.
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11-08-2003, 02:48 PM
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He hold's the world record with his high score on Moon Patrol.
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11-08-2003, 02:49 PM
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I heard he built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of Gouda cheese and then fed it to starving Iranian Orphans on a platter of 50,000 glued together Nelly cds.
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11-08-2003, 02:52 PM
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Brendan Jordan can have his cake and eat it too.
He wrestled crocs in the outback and taught them how to play checkers.
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11-08-2003, 02:52 PM
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He played right-tackle for the '83 Broncos.
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11-08-2003, 02:52 PM
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Brendan took over for god on the 7th day
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11-08-2003, 02:54 PM
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Brendan taught Michaelangelo how to draw, he invented Moustache Wax and pot Pie, Brendan was the voice of Stewart on Beavis and Butthead.
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