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11-08-2003, 02:21 PM
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and he survived his parachute not opening...not to mention his work on pig hearts.
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11-08-2003, 02:22 PM
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He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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11-08-2003, 02:24 PM
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whipes his ass with tree bark.
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11-08-2003, 02:26 PM
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He was the original host of Joker's Wild.
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11-08-2003, 02:26 PM
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I heard he carried a sherpa up mt. everest and introduced John Lennon to Paul McCartney.
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11-08-2003, 02:30 PM
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he does shots of nitroglycerine and has an outhouse in a minefield
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11-08-2003, 02:30 PM
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he invented Bungee Jumping and Blackwater rafting, he carries a midget in his back pocket and smokes cloves. He founded the Church of Latter Day Saints.
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11-08-2003, 02:33 PM
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he played Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back, he has a pet wombat.
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11-08-2003, 02:34 PM
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he circumnavigated the globe in 1 size 20 cowboy boot, danced with the devil, and brought the wine to the last supper.
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11-08-2003, 02:38 PM
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Brendan Jordan's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'. He still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. He thinks the Iron Man is gay. He framed Roger Rabbit. The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brendan Jordan - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men. He gave a hand job to a manta ray.
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