Then you'll love this. Found these in my alley.
Last week I was outside at work having a smoke when I heard a weird noise. I looked out towards the street and saw a Seagull crash into the ground full speed. It was just lying there motionless in the middle of the road. After about a minute it woke up and was just siting in the middle of the street. A Mexican lady ran out into traffic scooped it up and sat it some bushes. When I went back out an hour later.... it was gone.
One of the most random things I have ever witnessed.