anchoresse :

this thread is really funny with all of Paul Gardner's comments removed.

2011-04-04 14:00:48

Beto Ramirez :

Beautiful, incredible!

2009-05-12 12:46:09

ImJustRickG :

I would imagine if you let it build up enough, you could 'ice skate' in a pair of converse. Kind of like a stinky slip-n-slide.

2008-06-13 23:34:12

MrBlonde7 :

What did I just say? Stop talking.

2008-06-13 15:09:49

ImJustRickG :

I would imagine the dogs are always stepping in it, tracking it all over the place... Dude, you need one of those floor squeegees.

2008-06-13 15:02:56

MrBlonde7 :

My question was rhetorical. I feel like purging now.

2008-06-13 14:58:59

uglybogus :

dude those dog lounges are everywhere, theres one on dexter by SVC, and one on 15th going toward ballard, the cap hill one, and i think there's a couple more. Thats alot of smearing.

2008-06-13 09:03:03

ImJustRickG :

I suspect that gets a little smear-y, doesn't it? Are you at the Downtown Dog Lounge on Cap Hill? Also, Show and Smell does good work.

2008-06-13 08:40:39

Carlos Artest :

i put bags over my hands and with the cusp of my palms i scoop.

2008-06-12 23:09:38

MrBlonde7 :

Carlos: How does one exactly "pick up" dog diarrhea? Seems to me it would be more of a "sopping" action.

2008-06-12 22:51:09

MrBlonde7 :

I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.

2008-06-12 22:41:03

ImJustRickG :

Wow, you actually pick up dog poop as a JOB? Can't you just powerwash that?

2008-06-11 16:10:07

Baloney Boy :

Toothy couldn't make me yawn....but this did!!

2008-06-11 11:43:50

RADAR :

now wahahappenedwas...

2008-06-11 06:37:14

weathermaker :

right?

2008-06-10 20:51:18

showandsmell :

wow.. this is ridiculous. and hilarious.

2008-06-10 20:35:47

weathermaker :

dare i say it, because i know he likes it, but man paul, you are kinda annoying, you know? i looked at some other threads where you weren't so much, and that was nice, but really, it seemed like you really like to antagonize folks who you know right off the bat will respond with some other annoying stupidity. really? ...i mean, why don't you go start a real thread about all that bullshit and leave this poster out of it. the people who made the print deserve their poster to get more attention in it's own comment column than a summary of the vice's, tiff's, and money issues in your career. here, right now, i'm gonna go start it. it'll be in the "FORUMS" section. I'll call it "Paul Gardener: the guy who didn't make that R.E.M poster"

2008-06-10 20:28:44

Tenebrini :

Do you care?

2008-06-10 18:45:30

scrojo :

at the end of the first half..... POSTER: 5 FUSS: 7

2008-06-10 18:42:00

Tenebrini :

Cheese Weasel

2008-06-10 18:39:37

Tenebrini :

Jive Turkey

2008-06-10 18:35:59

Tenebrini :

douchtard

2008-06-10 18:11:29

andydiesel :

man, art is wrong again. paul is gonna win the jackass of the year award.

2008-06-10 17:53:25

Carlos Artest :

ftr: i work at a dog kennel and pick up diarrhea all the time. Maybe this could be about me, now?

2008-06-10 17:52:57

art chantry :

geez, paul. you oughta back off. you ain't gonna win nothin'.

2008-06-10 17:38:40

MaximumFluoride :

The theme for today on GP appears top be Burning Bridges 101

2008-06-10 13:49:03

Robbie Fuct :

oh, internet.

2008-06-10 13:46:48

scrojo :

....i'm sure this is going to turn out well.

2008-06-10 13:39:42

DWITT :

beats me, its his business. Talk to Chris. And the only reason I know about his lack of payment (and not that he'd ask, but I figure if you're paying to have your posters printed, you might wanna pay to have your posters drawn too) is Chris apologized to me. He logged on here, read all the ridiculous bullshit that you have become the center of and apologized. He didn't realize who he had become associated with, and said he's done working with you.

2008-06-10 13:39:34

John A :

fuck this, I'm going back home to the AC.

2008-06-10 13:33:37

John A :

where are we?

2008-06-10 13:30:26

John A :

I want to go there.

2008-06-10 13:30:18

DWITT :

funny you should offer payment to Richie for his time when the illustrator on all of your posters hasn't recieved a dime, Paul.

2008-06-10 13:24:12

SpaceMonkey :

The word of the day is....drumroll.................. I-N-S-I-P-I-D!!!!!

2008-06-10 13:23:29

weathermaker :

does anyone know where the bullfight arena is? oh thanks...think i found it! now, where can i get some popcorn?

2008-06-10 13:21:17

RichieGoodtimes :

No.

2008-06-10 12:56:07

RichieGoodtimes :

I made more this month creating art than you have in your 'career.'

2008-06-10 12:50:57

RichieGoodtimes :

I care. I confine my caring to those that are paying me, though, you attention starved whore.

2008-06-10 12:45:52

poguemahone :

paul, is this your poster? i thought your stuff was under a different name? i'm confused.

2008-06-10 12:41:54

ImJustRickG :

"But this is French Vanilla!" <--funny comment.

2008-06-10 12:32:47

RichieGoodtimes :

Paul Gardner cares what people think about him.

2008-06-10 11:55:34

art chantry :

need i say more?

2008-06-10 11:51:03

art chantry :

geez, i finally read this thread and paul gardner is still a dick. it's amazing how some folk go away and come back and THEY'RE JUST THE SAME! oops, i was looking in a mirror when i said that....

2008-06-10 11:23:37

art chantry :

i resemble THAT remark, too.

2008-06-10 11:14:01

ImJustRickG :

At least when Art plays the curmudgeon, he has something interesting to say. Oh, and thirty-plus years of being original to draw from.

2008-06-10 00:15:57

John A :

you're only getting started.

2008-06-09 21:50:49

Joanna Wecht :

Take it to Oprah.

2008-06-09 21:43:50

fantasygoat :

Did he really brag about having a lot of stuff?

2008-06-09 20:43:42

Iron Canvas Studios :

Mad people skills!

2008-06-09 17:36:48

Dusty! :

its amazing your ability to shoehorn yourself into every debate about posters and make it about you.

2008-06-09 16:58:08

John A :

my dad can beat up your dad.

2008-06-09 13:31:02

RichieGoodtimes :

But this is French Vanilla!

2008-06-09 12:25:08

HYNES :

These sort of conceptually vague, stylistically familiar posters remind me of elevator muzak - I dont really notice them till someone starts talking shit about them. Pleasant enough i suppose, but still sort of annoying.

2008-06-09 12:22:16

Tenebrini :

...and some of us will still burn in hell despite that.

2008-06-09 11:59:04

dennyschmickle :

God loves us all, and made us each special in our own very unique way.

2008-06-09 11:58:04

Tenebrini :

The only thing I know about Wilco is that their presence threw me into a really REALLY bad 'shroom trip at Hoard-Fest many years ago. I've hated/avoided them ever since. Wilco is the enemy.

2008-06-09 11:57:22

VonDada :

PaulGardner secretly gets a mini-chub everytime someone compares him to Art.

2008-06-09 11:56:27

DWITT :

Truth.

2008-06-09 11:54:47

RichieGoodtimes :

Whatever man...that's no Wilco poster.

2008-06-09 11:53:43

DWITT :

At SXSW, I saw I huge truck at the Harley Davidson set up on the street, and on the side of that truck was the logo that Steve designed. Steve's job rules, whatever you want to call it.

2008-06-09 11:50:40

dennyschmickle :

Assistant to the Director of Douchebahg Services

2008-06-09 11:42:16

connor13 :

douchebag is a good title

2008-06-09 11:37:28

Tenebrini :

Useless to you? Yes. Useless to me? Yes. But somewhere in Accounting it means something to someone. What is your point?

2008-06-09 11:33:19

Unitus :

LOLZ!

2008-06-09 11:28:43

JustinHelton :

what i want to know is why is this submarine above the water? That cant happen? can it?

2008-06-09 11:14:34

Tenebrini :

My title (which I did not give myself) means I get paid more than an Art Director and less than a Creative Director. It also means that I do not require any hand-holding and am largely responsible for myself but not responsible for anyone else (nobody reports to me). It is not a title I gave myself so Paul's whole deal about calling it out is indeed retarded. Work that is easy to digest for most people, to me equates to homogenized, uniform, bland, uninteresting. Like GAP khakis and lunch at Chili's. I "attack" your work you "attack" my title? A title I didn't give myself nor do I care about. Weak. Try again. Or don't. I don't care. I've wasted enough time acknowledging your lame-ass presence and find it boring.

2008-06-09 11:09:25

lil_tuffy :

I've been making $43 poster ;)

2008-06-09 11:08:02

lil_tuffy :

You've guys have said some pretty mean stuff about Chantry but this one is below the belt, robbie.

2008-06-09 11:00:29

art chantry :

i resemble that remark.

2008-06-09 10:45:13

Robbie Fuct :

paul is the new chantry.

2008-06-09 10:43:12

Unitus :

huh. you think they'd learn.

2008-06-09 10:21:07

VonDada :

REM use to be a good band. What happened?

2008-06-09 09:50:34

ImJustRickG :

I wrote a long diatribe about how Paul is lame and calling Steve out is retarded and the difference between talent and trolling. But then I decided this whole thing is useless. Paul, I think you like the attention that being a dick brings you - I guess hate is better than nothing. Carmichael Lynch is a well-respected agency. Meanwhile, you're just kind of a turd.

2008-06-09 09:28:31

Tenebrini :

Hah! yeah. I hold his hand. You're weak as hell dude. Lunch at Chili's at best.

2008-06-09 07:30:07

Brainiac :

Let's try to elevate the discussion. But first lookit this: http://www.paulryburn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/douchebag3.jpg

2008-06-08 23:52:32

ImJustRickG :

Angry, I mean.

2008-06-08 23:28:19

ImJustRickG :

I agree with that, for sure. Engry ENM = awesomer ENM

2008-06-08 23:28:08

MrBlonde7 :

I love the new ENM.

2008-06-08 23:14:11

El Negro Magnifico! :

Shut the fuck up.

2008-06-08 22:44:17

El Negro Magnifico! :

Y'all take yer beef elsewhere, goddamnit. Jesus Christ.

2008-06-08 22:26:41

JustinHelton :

ha!

2008-06-08 19:53:18

Tenebrini :

"The graphic design I do is more appealing and easier to digest for most people." Because it's as bland and uninspired as a pair of GAP khakis.

2008-06-08 19:52:10

kurmis :

Great poster!

2008-06-08 18:28:37

El Negro Magnifico! :

It's Hellenic Wide, or some variation.

2008-06-08 15:06:37

Bob Caruthers :

Looks a lot like Clarendon.

2008-06-08 14:34:22

stoffel :

very nice looking poster. a job well done

2008-06-08 14:34:15

texecution :

What's that font up top? I likes it.

2008-06-08 10:18:36

braksandwich :

I like it. I think its fine.

2008-06-08 00:09:17

ImJustRickG :

Submarines are the new deer are the new birds are the new boobs.

2008-06-07 23:30:52

Max Factor :

I won free tix to this show! wanna go, MrMike7? They're 10th row!

2008-06-07 18:26:40

fantasygoat :

Richie's style is the Howling Wolf Shirt of the poster world.

2008-06-07 12:25:05

weathermaker :

is this about richie or about this rem poster? a lot of posters look like richie's, i guess you can call it a classic style...but there's a lot of it, and this one looks like something that a lot of designers do as well... this poster would be more interesting with some detail somewhere...right now it looks kinda standard as far as "designer-y" images go. i just wish there was some character to it, and right now it feels kinda lacking there. but damn, i wish i could have gotten this gig...congrats

2008-06-07 01:38:03

MrBlonde7 :

I still hate R.E.M.

2008-06-07 00:21:51

MaximumFluoride :

I disagree, Denny. I don't think anybodies posters look anything like Richie's.

2008-06-06 22:44:11

scrojo :

both the poster and the fuss are good. not great but ....... both work just fine for the occaision.

2008-06-06 22:35:24

evanmarnoch :

Yeah I like the illustration too!

2008-06-06 22:02:10

myassociatecornelius.com :

dunno about all the fuss, but i dig that submarine...

2008-06-06 21:53:02

dennyschmickle :

I like Richie's posters for their straight-forward rock poster-ness. That being said, there are TONS of posters that look *like* his. Not that they are as well executed, especially in terms of color separation, but they are similar.

2008-06-06 21:30:46

showandsmell :

Sorry to cause so much of a fuss. We've never seen that other poster before (we're huge AA fans, so no harm intended). Just an idea that came off the new REM record, and we only know how to draw like children anyway. :/

2008-06-06 21:24:31

RichieGoodtimes :

My brand of suck is currently sweeping across America in ways you guys could only dream of, but you boutique guys are OK, I guess. Bigger than all of you. WAY bigger than Paul Gardner. Not even on the same planet, really.

2008-06-06 21:06:49

Michael Apparatus :

Richie has one of the safer styles on this site. Right? He does just a pretty straight forward rock poster. And that's alright.

2008-06-06 20:02:03

evanmarnoch :

Hey check out this link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KkrVhR0K8

2008-06-06 19:44:36

maid3n :

Give him a break, damn

2008-06-06 19:40:34

john seabury :

So does REM.

2008-06-06 19:28:30

stinkbait :

Richie has a unique brand of suck that is all his own.

2008-06-06 19:25:04

MaximumFluoride :

Similar is one thing... but nobody is going to confuse Richie's posters for somebody else' Unlike yours.

2008-06-06 19:20:12

Robbie Fuct :

i dont think so at all.

2008-06-06 19:17:52

MaximumFluoride :

No, nobody does posters that look like Richie's You are dead wrong on that one.

2008-06-06 18:47:22

dennyschmickle :

I hate it when Richie's right.

2008-06-06 17:11:27

john seabury :

If they would cooperate, I bet they could do it with only 95.

2008-06-06 16:51:59

uglybogus :

similar but not a rip by any means. http://www.gigposters.com/poster/67800_Submarines.html

2008-06-06 16:04:58

RichieGoodtimes :

Looks like about a hundred people on this site could have done it. Thus...it's perfect!

2008-06-06 15:22:58

vastagh :

similar in imagery and colors to an AA thingy i think

2008-06-06 15:20:25

Robbie Fuct :

this ripped from something and i cant put my finger on it.

2008-06-06 15:06:21

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