wow, from the thumb I was going to say something along the lines of, 'what does this have to do with They Might be Giants' but nevermind that, this is absolutely perfect.
"Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition. It blew books from shelves at twenty feet away and scared the socks off some poor librarian."
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