truth is, that's me on the left. er... right. er... which way am i standing? should i do it that way or pretend i'm in the photo? then, i could do it real easy, you betcha, doggone it.
these guys know just how awesome they are. they let their brows grow thick & wooly to express their all-american virility. they spend hours in the mirror combing their Beatles-esque shags & admiring the delicacy of their exquisite moustaches.