"Dude, I am such a wiccan, you don't wanna mess with me."
"Well, I'm a vampire, and I can't be killed."
"Oh yeah? How about if I cast a sunlight spell on your ass?"
"You know I have every episode of Stargate SG-1 on DVD-R."
"Shit, I'm there. Let's go to your place cuz my mom's boyfriend's a dick. I mean, I'll blow you too."