Cletis now walks the earth taintless with a permanent expression of terror on his face. I know deep down that what Cletis did was tomfoolery, but what kind of God would allow such a horrible fate on basically a good kid? It?s just not fair. He was only trying to boost morale in this war. Show the masses that one man can make a difference, and united we can triumph. Since that day, I have sworn vengeance against the furry bastards. The only good jackelope is a dead jackelope. Your hijinks and horseplay won't be in vain Cletis. The rest of the world, and God himself be damned!
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