VegetableLasagna :

I like this a lot more than any of the other stuff in the Carlon catalog.

2005-12-31 15:43:45

CARLON :

I'm shooting for anywhere in the "ass" category, as long as I'm not contributing anything constructive.

2005-05-13 14:15:01

kpellet :

i'm a smart twat. does that make me a dumbass?

2005-05-13 13:58:10

DWITT :

lard ass. Definitely.

2005-05-13 13:57:46

Zach Hobbs :

this thread is full of smart asses and dumb asses. which one are you?

2005-05-13 13:48:09

kpellet :

i dunno, but Paul from Wonder Years is NOT Marilyn Manson.

2005-05-13 13:43:29

CARLON :

if your sister drove that far just to hear Alanis perform the song "Ironic," but on the way there her car got a flat tire after running over a shard of glass, so she missed the show, and Alanis didn't play "Ironic," but the opening band was called "The Shards," and they covered "Ironic" - would that be irony? Or just stupid?

2005-05-13 12:16:43

kpellet :

My sister told my parents she was going to LA from San Jose for an Alanis Morisette concert in high school. I call bullshit, because if she really drove 6 hours to see Alanis Morisette, that's fucking gross.

2005-05-13 12:03:51

CARLON :

The "alphabet - fish" comment lost me.

2005-05-13 11:15:47

tappin_dilz :

the girl wrote the alphabet and invented fish.

2005-05-13 10:40:04

tappin_dilz :

he was also on Boy Meets World as the bully.

2005-05-13 10:39:43

Unitus :

josh josh is kinda nutty. that's why i like him.

2005-05-13 09:39:16

Leia :

what the hell are you people talking about?

2005-05-13 09:37:28

CARLON :

And when Alanis Morissette sang "Ironic" and none of the lyrical examples were actually ironic, that was what was ironic. Also, the ghost of the man who dumped Alanis in the Rembrandt painting is now haunting the women's bathroom at First Avenue.

2005-05-13 08:19:48

kpellet :

Peter Paul Rubens was really Francisco Goya and in the background of the night watch Rembrandt drew him as John Astin hanging himself from a tree. That's what that lameass Alanis Morisette song "you ought to know" is about.

2005-05-13 01:27:04

CARLON :

We've already covered this. Paul from the Wonder Years is Marilyn Manson. Paul Reubens is the ghost behind the drapes in that one scene from "Three Men and a Baby."

2005-05-12 22:28:21

dspring :

My shorts died a little when they saluted Shelly Long...

2005-05-12 22:08:52

Leia :

Jenny of Rilo Kiley was in Troop Beverly Hills with Shelly Long, and another guy in the band was on "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon.

2005-05-12 22:05:06

Bryan Moats :

Oh, and Marilyn Manson is actually Paul Reubens.

2005-05-12 21:58:23

Bryan Moats :

This be a funny thread.

2005-05-12 21:56:27

CARLON :

John Astin is dead. Mackenzie Astin is dead and haunts the women's bathroom at First Avenue. Sean Astin died when he ate a bunch of Pop Rox and drank a can of Coke and his head exploded.

2005-05-12 21:49:56

dspring :

John Astin is in Rilo Kiley? I thought he was dead?

2005-05-12 17:21:14

kpellet :

MacKenzie Astin is dead?

2005-05-12 16:33:26

CARLON :

I think that rumor got started because it has that perfect combination of vice, oddness and plausibility. But it's totally true that Spuds Mackenzie died at a party when someone threw a boombox into the pool he was swimming in.

2005-05-12 15:07:50

kpellet :

I thought Manson was John E. Warner

2005-05-12 14:57:23

DWITT :

My johnson is 12 inches long.

2005-05-12 14:39:50

RichieGoodtimes :

Wow. Thanks for clearing that up Daniel. You're totally on top of yesterday's news.

2005-05-12 14:39:17

Tenebrini :

I ate lunch with bigfoot today

2005-05-12 14:37:32

kpellet :

the texas chainsaw massacre really happened

2005-05-12 14:36:28

danieldanger :

paul from the wonder years is a lawyer now, ive seen his firms website. marylin mansons real name is like brian warner or something, they look nothing alike. i dunno how that rumour ever got started.

2005-05-12 14:32:51

needles :

too late. you already said saved by the bell.

2005-05-12 13:49:49

Zach Hobbs :

but i was pumped for months for mario 3 because of that flick. workd.

2005-05-12 13:49:04

Zach Hobbs :

wonder years. i meant to say wonder years. D'OH!

2005-05-12 13:48:28

Zach Hobbs :

first the kid from Savedbythebell grows up to be marilyn manson and now these screwballs get a band together! when will it end!!!!

2005-05-12 13:47:29

danieldanger :

woah woah. i wrote a whole paper on the subject of marketting movies. hands DOWN, the award goes to 'mac and me'. if youve seen it... wow the aliens need to drink coke to stay alive, so they are constantly in search of it. theres a song and dance number in a mcdonalds featuring ronald mc donald. etc etc

2005-05-12 13:31:54

CARLON :

The Wizard was the best blatant marketing ploy film ever! And I will not take the "sucks" bait, being fairly indifferent to Rilo Kiley.

2005-05-12 13:17:14

Tenebrini :

oooh... you said a band sucks... let the games begin...

2005-05-12 13:15:18

Zach Hobbs :

that movie the Wizard with fred savage. dude that plays guitar was on Salute your shorts on nickelodian. explains why they suck, eh?

2005-05-12 13:04:28

CARLON :

I heard that Jenny of Rilo Kiley is a former child star - anyone know whhat show she was on?

2005-05-12 12:58:03

Tenebrini :

I was wondering who was going to do this show... Nice work!

2005-05-12 09:28:57

El Negro Magnifico! :

Neat layering of imagery.

2005-04-24 17:52:18

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