Hahaha well played sir. I knew a guy in high school who would tell everyone other than his close friends that his dad was dead to get attention from girls. Worked like a trick of course, being high school and all.
"shes dead dude"
yeesh, sorry. That is the best comeback to anyone saying anything about your mom though.
Vanilla Smirnoff, guess I'm going more the Podolske hard A route;)