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DESIGNER:
Withremote  
VENUE:
7th Street Entry
Minneapolis
MN
USA
 
SUBMITTED BY:
Nate Nolting  
2004-10-14 16:15:08
 
BANDS:
Rifle Sport
Arcwelder
Brick Layer Cake
Flour
Kontrol Panel



Rifle Sport Poster - 7th Street Entry, Minneapolis - Withremote



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BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, DON'T YOU KNOW about the BIRD? Well, EVERYBODY'S TALKING about the BIRD! A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird
SURFIN'' BIIIIRRRD!
  2012-11-21 07:32:07
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Turkeychickenovenmitt is watching you masturbate.   2012-11-16 11:30:09
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   This is important.   2012-08-17 07:42:18
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Chicken! There is some classic exchanges in this comment thread.   2012-08-16 20:24:29
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Derek Brennan should do an "homage" poster of this. Thanksgiving will be here sooner than later.   2012-08-16 20:16:12
DecabetSend Decabet a message :   Still rules   2011-11-10 16:49:47
100degreesSend 100degrees a message :   RATT, pfft.   2011-11-10 16:07:15
Josh RickunSend Josh Rickun a message :   first 75 or so comments on this guy are great   2010-11-01 14:39:29
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Where have I seen this little guy before?
Oh that's right. In the JOY OF COOKING.
  2009-11-07 10:41:45
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   haha. "book book!"   2009-11-06 15:47:27
crosshairSend crosshair a message :   BOOK BOOK!   2009-11-06 14:49:05
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   1061. Wow.   2009-11-06 14:15:36
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   I think it has powers.   2009-11-06 14:11:56
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Creepy. I felt the Call of the Wild just now as well.   2009-11-06 14:11:36
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   it's time for you to shine once more.   2009-11-06 14:09:34
electr.Send electr. a message :   HA, randomizer is funayy today!   2009-10-01 16:56:36
ZOMICSend ZOMIC a message :   Took me years to find it before the internet was around...   2009-08-17 21:05:13
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   Dude!!! I fucking LOVE Purdy the Dirty Birdy!   2009-08-17 20:09:39
ZOMICSend ZOMIC a message :   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQYE_2GV7Iw   2009-08-13 10:20:27
ZOMICSend ZOMIC a message :   looks like the bird from the "Dirty Birdy" Cartoonery   2009-08-13 10:17:15
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   But what's its NAME?   2009-08-12 08:36:43
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Sorry, Ivarton. Churkey.   2009-08-12 08:36:12
withremoteSend withremote a message :   this turkey will never die (until Clay kills it)   2009-08-10 08:06:14
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   Its a Churkey! not a Turchicken.   2009-08-08 10:14:06
Tape EarsSend Tape Ears a message :   Nice poster! Oh wait, there's a bunch of comments on it...   2009-08-06 20:40:26
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Hey, excellent! This just popped up as the top favorite. Good morning, Turchicken! Rise and shine! I might eat your eggs for breakfast today.   2009-08-06 05:10:47
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   i'd wear a shirt with this turkey on it.   2009-08-05 05:33:03
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   YAY!!   2009-08-05 00:58:05
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   top o the mornin to ya!   2009-08-03 07:33:19
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Bawk Bawk   2009-07-31 18:40:40
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   hopefully nate can do the next reunion show.   2009-06-23 17:59:23
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Woah, Zom Zom made an appearance in late 08 and I never noticed.   2009-06-23 17:29:40
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Holy shit, I didn't remember this being by Nate. Damn, that's funny.   2009-06-23 17:01:54
RADARSend RADAR a message :   RANDOMIZED®   2009-06-23 14:56:42
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   I don't remember.   2009-03-27 13:51:45
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   where were we on this?   2009-03-22 16:06:54
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Here's a little tip for you holiday chefs: If you decide to brine your turkey, make good and goddamn sure it isn't already shot up with saline and shit, because the results will be inetible.
Make sure the label states ALL NATURAL.
  2008-12-08 23:49:58
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   The R**t Gap widens!   2008-12-07 07:58:14
8ballSend 8ball a message :   THREE TURCHICKENS!   2008-12-05 11:49:51
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   you should ask withremote to do your reunion tour poster series.
  2008-11-27 07:02:25
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   FIRST!   2008-11-27 00:07:25
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "Artist" That's rich.
Hi everybody, hope your all doing well.
I almost forgot about this. Good times.
Well, back to making tons of money and being old.
Might be doing another Sad Reunion show this fall, along with Man Sized Action.
Buk! Buk!
  2008-09-26 16:10:41
feriadoSend feriado a message :   random, turcken   2008-09-18 09:48:33
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Hi, ol' buddy!   2008-09-10 21:59:33
RobSend Rob a message :   HA....comfirmed by the artist.
TURKEY!!!!
  2008-09-10 10:26:06
withremoteSend withremote a message :   The turkey continues.   2008-09-10 09:58:32
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   It's a turkey.   2008-09-05 13:42:54
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   +!   2008-08-01 23:07:00
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   How about that.   2008-07-30 14:39:57
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Yeah, give or take.
JAWNEH - IT'S A CHICKEN
  2008-07-30 09:58:48
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Wow, a half-hour, eh? Really?   2008-07-30 09:52:43
John ASend John A a message :   ::ovenmitt::   2008-07-29 21:15:16
Davida_LocaSend Davida_Loca a message :   This is amazing! What a convo and poster.   2008-07-29 21:07:05
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   A half-hour or so? Totally worth it. Hilarious. John A chiming in with ::ovenmitt:: every 100 posts is classic. I can't believe this spans almost 4 years of gp vomment-itude.   2008-07-29 20:27:45
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   How long did it take to read the entire thing?   2008-07-29 20:24:43
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   I just read this entire thing. Holy crap it's funny. If I don't see any t-shirts of this at Flatstock, I'm gonna be pissed.   2008-07-29 18:30:50
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Man, my farts smell really bad today. I wonder what I ate?   2008-07-29 17:51:43
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   Turchicken.   2008-07-29 15:25:01
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   no   2008-07-29 14:24:09
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   turkey   2008-07-29 14:19:01
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   do NOT try to take credit for the chicken.   2008-07-29 14:12:00
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   I made this.   2008-07-29 14:08:30
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   I'm still waiting for this guy on a shirt.   2008-07-29 09:40:03
100degreesSend 100degrees a message :   the only poster on this site worthy of 1000 comments!...   2008-07-28 23:13:58
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Oh, definitely.   2008-07-28 22:26:39
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   The 1000th post was by you, if it makes you feel any better. "Um, 2"   2008-07-28 22:25:36
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Mr. Blonde: I was counting down to 1,000 and cerdo monkey-wrenched the moment of triumph. But he also contributed to the victory, so I'll have to repay the favor.   2008-07-28 22:24:07
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Or choke the chicken, if you will.   2008-07-28 22:23:07
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   How double-retarded do you have to be to screw up a retarded chicken countdown? Gawd.   2008-07-28 22:22:41
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   What happened? I'm confused. I'm going to go jerk off.   2008-07-28 22:22:40
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Victory!   2008-07-28 22:21:59
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   The chicken doesn't wonder if he bought that guitar. The chicken knows.   2008-07-28 22:21:54
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Um, 2   2008-07-28 22:21:36
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Ha Ha! I screwed up the retarded chiken countdown.   2008-07-28 22:21:35
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   4   2008-07-28 22:21:01
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   5   2008-07-28 22:20:55
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   6   2008-07-28 22:20:50
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Here. Don't say I never did anything for you.   2008-07-28 22:20:48
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   7   2008-07-28 22:20:46
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   8   2008-07-28 22:20:09
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   9   2008-07-28 22:20:04
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   10   2008-07-28 22:19:58
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   11   2008-07-28 22:19:52
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Eleven to go!   2008-07-28 22:19:39
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Have a good one.   2008-07-28 22:18:57
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   A truce for the evening. You're luck you're a talented artist, Mr. Unitus. The chicken bids you adieu for now, RATT.   2008-07-28 22:18:48
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Turchicken does not stop!   2008-07-28 22:18:27
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   I'll give you a hint: It's eyes glisten like the balls of GOD   2008-07-28 22:17:18
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Seal vs. Chicken vs. Rat.
I know who would win.
  2008-07-28 22:16:50
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   The chicken is beyond design: it's magic incarnate. Either that or some kind of refugee from Precious Moments.   2008-07-28 22:16:42
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Yeah, you make a good point, steve. But what the Chicken may lack in design, (s)he makes up for in CHARISMA   2008-07-28 22:15:15
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   As Doug Henning taught us, anything's possible in the world of magic.   2008-07-28 22:14:50
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Or maybe not.   2008-07-28 22:13:06
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   It's so crazy, it just might work.   2008-07-28 22:12:53
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Just maybe.   2008-07-28 22:12:28
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Maybe.   2008-07-28 22:12:20
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Maybe they could be friends.   2008-07-28 22:12:12
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   DUN DUNNN   2008-07-28 22:11:01
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   "In the Rock Music Artistry system, the bands are represented by two separate yet equally important types of gig poster: the RATTs who instigate shitty design, and the Chickens that eat the offenders' bitch asses. These are their stories."   2008-07-28 22:10:36
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   1,000 WILL happen.   2008-07-28 22:10:20
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Peck! Peck!   2008-07-28 22:08:57
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Perhaps it'd be more of a gentle nibbling.   2008-07-28 22:08:45
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   CHICKEN EATS RATT   2008-07-28 22:04:39
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Holy christ, I read the first 1/2 of this thread again and I am cracking the fuck up   2008-07-28 22:03:35
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Upsy daisy!   2008-07-28 22:01:29
John ASend John A a message :   rise   2008-07-28 21:51:15
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   The chicken will never die. Oh, chicken. How I've missed you so.   2008-07-28 21:47:09
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Slowly but surely, it'll happen someday. You gotta believe.   2008-07-28 21:36:38
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   didnt even get to see 1k :(   2008-06-11 09:05:26
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   hello old friend.   2008-05-06 10:02:57
PapercutsSend Papercuts a message :   BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!   2008-04-26 03:09:55
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Unless it's a capon, in which case it is an it.   2008-04-25 16:47:10
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   It's got a comb, so I'd guess it's male.   2008-04-25 14:19:20
standclearSend standclear a message :   I'm assuming it male. Is that wrong?   2008-04-25 12:24:45
standclearSend standclear a message :   I wonder if he can fly.   2008-04-25 12:24:20
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   CICK?   2008-04-25 12:01:47
mnottSend mnott a message :   C to the I to the C to the K   2008-04-25 12:01:20
standclearSend standclear a message :   Don't let the white man keep you down little birdie.   2008-04-25 11:56:11
BahrSend Bahr a message :   o hai, i can haz kontakts?   2008-04-25 07:13:55
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Churkey!   2008-04-25 06:59:38
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   turicken may not be RATT but it is something damnit!   2008-04-25 06:53:13
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   951 and counting...   2008-04-25 06:44:31
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Okay, Turchicken. You're safe from that mean ol' Cerdo for now. Shh! Keep it on the down-low, yo.   2008-04-25 00:58:18
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   AARGH! He double did it! Fie on you, Cerdo! Fie, I say!   2008-04-24 14:49:32
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Oh, yes he did! A cunning, cruel move. How can anyone deny Turchicken the love it deserves?   2008-04-24 14:48:25
standclearSend standclear a message :   Oh no he didn't just steal a little bird entry for those ratt bastards!   2008-04-24 14:27:55
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Touche, Cerdo.   2008-04-24 14:11:53
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Which 3 bands was he in?   2008-04-24 13:59:44
standclearSend standclear a message :   zom-zom & the 3 bands he was in   2008-04-24 13:57:26
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Which reunion?   2008-04-24 13:53:05
standclearSend standclear a message :   I wonder how the reunion went.   2008-04-24 13:50:36
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   Look at those wide, innocent eyes! How could anyone refuse the little critter?   2008-04-24 13:49:19
GrzecaSend Grzeca a message :   thats the spirit!   2008-04-24 13:44:35
9pod9Send 9pod9 a message :   C'mon, little mutant bird thingie! You're losing!   2008-04-24 13:43:48
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   All we have is this moment, nothing more. To extend ourselves beyond that is to live within an illusion. What do we know for sure? I know I have this moment, this singular, ongoing, ever present moment. At least until it passes away, that is I pass away. We can come to see certain perspective truths through looking into the realm of ideas and by objectified time (projecting ourselves forward and back in memory and fantasy).
It's worth saying that there are plenty of ways to create meaning for ourselves, but that's just it, it's self created, not a priori. Most meanings and values exist only within the confines of our mental realm not as a pre-given part of reality. All we really have is this moment. We are sent into this world not knowing who we are, or what we're meant to be, or how we came to be. The only thing we are given is our ongoing moment to moment awareness.
  2008-04-16 10:10:05
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   ratt sucks!   2008-04-13 13:41:16
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   Didn't we ask for a Turchicken shirt and were refused?   2008-04-12 19:58:23
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   fact: i'm wearing a withremote shirt right now.
other fact: i WISH it had this chicken on it.
  2008-04-12 19:54:23
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   I vote Turchicken just because of those big eyes.   2008-04-12 19:48:25
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   It's the battle of Cerdo's RATT Attack and Robbie's Turchicken Tally - who will break 1,000 first?   2008-04-12 19:47:36
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   THE CHICKEN TURKEY THING NEEDS TO REACH ALL PEOPLEZ!   2008-04-11 16:04:19
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   Which thousand people do you want to bring this to?   2008-04-11 16:01:43
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   lets bring this to 1000 people.   2008-04-11 15:59:09
RobSend Rob a message :   tee-you-are-kay-eee-why   2008-04-11 13:32:06
Baloney BoySend Baloney Boy a message :   right now this little chicken's sky is falling. don't stop believing   2008-04-11 12:22:12
Zach HobbsSend Zach Hobbs a message :   nick nolte   2008-04-11 11:00:37
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   LETS BRING IT BAWK PEOPLEZ!!!!!   2008-04-11 10:44:42
victor_howitzerSend victor_howitzer a message :   Y2CHKN   2008-04-11 10:26:35
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   if this makes it to 9999 all the worlds computers will shut down.   2008-04-11 10:25:36
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   If this gets to 9999 comments, will the meter "roll over" like in my old beater Toyota?   2008-04-11 10:23:56
victor_howitzerSend victor_howitzer a message :   3 turds top the poster list. Well done gigposters.   2008-04-11 10:02:58
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   leave that guy alone. lets talk more about this because THIS WAS NOT STOLEN FROM ANYONE. pure original art.   2008-04-11 09:51:59
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   Turchicken 4EVAH   2008-04-11 09:34:26
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   good morning!!!!!   2008-04-11 09:28:42
Baloney BoySend Baloney Boy a message :   Brick Layer Cake is a pretty funny band name, don't you think?   2008-04-10 20:42:40
Baloney BoySend Baloney Boy a message :   he looks sad. confused.   2008-04-10 20:39:07
Baloney BoySend Baloney Boy a message :   CHICKENN   2008-04-10 20:37:19
whitt_amoreSend whitt_amore a message :   ok, who woke up chicken? in a bizzro twist, i actually spent the day chasing chickens around- little trivia for youz.   2008-04-10 12:15:14
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   NOOOOOOOOOO RUN CHICKEN, RUN   2008-04-10 11:35:07
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   POSTER OF TH CENTURY!   2008-04-10 10:45:00
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   the chicken has 911 comments. I think it should stop there for the overt symbolism.
oh crap. I just made it 912.
NVRMND.
  2008-04-10 10:27:52
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   i asked clay to make this poster of the week and he declined. said it was awful.   2008-04-10 10:18:31
John ASend John A a message :   where is zom zom?   2008-04-10 10:14:13
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   RIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLE SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!!!!   2008-04-10 10:02:05
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   :(   2008-04-10 09:26:58
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   Apollo Creed died in the ring!   2008-04-10 09:26:48
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   This is destined to be the Apollo Creed of GEEPEE.   2008-04-10 09:25:38
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   tofurkey
  2008-04-10 09:25:10
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   i can not let ratt take this over. this has history.   2008-04-10 09:19:26
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   CHURKEY   2008-04-10 08:59:35
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   BAWK BAWK!   2008-04-10 08:55:42
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   GOBBLE GOBBLE!   2008-04-10 08:54:54
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   ill ask him tonight on xbox if he will make this potw. its much needed.   2008-03-21 15:59:46
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   B/c clay is a h8r   2008-03-21 15:10:36
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   why hasnt this been poster of the week yet?   2008-03-21 15:09:49
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I was wondering where this was just the other day!   2008-03-21 15:08:50
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   EAT MOR CHIKN   2008-03-21 15:06:13
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   2 please.   2008-03-05 16:37:47
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   precisely   2008-03-05 16:30:26
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   for the GP people who get it and want to wear an ugly as hell t-shirt.   2008-03-05 16:27:21
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   t-shirt on AA small for robbie   2008-03-05 16:24:12
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   I keep going back and forth about whether to rip this off and screenprint it. Just for the GP people who would get it.   2008-03-05 16:11:05
Michael NielsenSend Michael Nielsen a message :   boooring.   2008-03-05 16:01:18
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   This is definitely one of my top 5 favourites on this site.   2008-03-05 11:24:40
Iron Canvas StudiosSend Iron Canvas Studios a message :   there was 3 huge turkeys crossing the street on my way to work just now   2008-03-05 06:33:50
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   cluck or gobble? The Turken goes clobble.   2008-03-05 03:30:54
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   look closely at the background of that ratt image. a lot of people would say it's a griffin but it's not. if a freakin CHICKEN. it all comes back to this! alpha and omega   2008-03-04 15:17:39
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Correct. Why fight the inevitable.
THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE RATT!!!
  2008-03-04 15:14:36
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   plus, you're just prolonging the RATT CHATT by bumping the BIRDD   2008-03-04 15:11:18
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   turkey-chicken rocks with his cock out.   2008-03-04 15:10:55
RobSend Rob a message :   爛片   2008-03-04 15:10:32
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Your effort is a total cop out.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
  2008-03-04 15:09:43
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   fuck   2008-03-04 15:09:34
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   h   2008-03-04 15:08:37
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   h   2008-03-04 15:08:26
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   a   2008-03-04 15:08:10
RobSend Rob a message :   fail.   2008-03-04 15:07:00
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   w   2008-03-04 15:05:55
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   h   2008-03-04 15:05:48
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   a   2008-03-04 15:05:43
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   t   2008-03-04 15:05:27
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   v   2008-03-04 15:04:34
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poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   r   2008-03-04 15:04:26
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   damn!   2008-03-04 15:03:21
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   F   2008-03-04 15:03:03
RobSend Rob a message :   t   2008-03-04 15:03:02
RobSend Rob a message :   u   2008-03-04 15:02:41
RobSend Rob a message :   r   2008-03-04 15:02:16
RobSend Rob a message :   k   2008-03-04 15:01:39
RobSend Rob a message :   e   2008-03-04 15:00:50
RobSend Rob a message :   y   2008-03-04 14:59:54
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   rob -
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
  2008-03-04 13:12:15
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   usually they just say i look like a gay and dont like my music. i dont really see the difference here.   2008-03-04 13:08:20
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   you should be awed. it's not everyday you get to joust smartass remarks with an old bastard. most of us in the oldfolks home at this point. i'm still relatively sharp and nasty.   2008-03-04 13:07:24
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   id be down. but you have alot of back child support and birthdays to make up for.   2008-03-04 13:04:07
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   actually, yes i am.
LUKE... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!! luke sez, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........................."
  2008-03-04 13:01:30
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   its cool. my grandparents call me Rob. youre about their age right?   2008-03-04 13:00:11
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   wrong thread rob. i'm going to call you "rob" because "robbie" sounds gay.   2008-03-04 12:58:53
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   itll be ok art. we can put on some saves the day and cuddle.   2008-03-04 12:57:48
Iron Canvas StudiosSend Iron Canvas Studios a message :   I'm in   2008-03-04 12:51:11
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   RALLY!!!   2008-03-04 12:48:07
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   RALLY!!   2008-03-04 12:48:00
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   RALLY!   2008-03-04 12:47:54
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Come on guys! Only about 37 more comments to get this back in it's rightful spot BEHIND the RATT poster so they can climb the charts TOGETHER.   2008-03-04 12:47:43
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   cerdo:
heh heh.
  2008-03-04 12:43:42
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   What if the chicken poster AND the Ratt poster were always at the top of the top posters? Could we pull that off? Could we? If we all worked together as a community?
Think of how gay that would be.
And I mean GAY as in completely WONDERFUL!
  2008-03-04 12:42:41
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   IN   2008-03-04 12:42:10
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   GAELIC   2008-03-04 12:42:03
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   THESE POSTERS ARE   2008-03-04 12:38:20
John ASend John A a message :   POGUE   2008-03-04 12:37:32
John ASend John A a message :   NOR   2008-03-04 12:37:17
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   I   2008-03-04 12:36:43
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   DO   2008-03-04 12:36:36
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   NOT   2008-03-04 12:36:28
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   LIKE   2008-03-04 12:36:22
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   THE   2008-03-04 12:36:14
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   IDEA   2008-03-04 12:36:09
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   OF   2008-03-04 12:36:01
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   THIS   2008-03-04 12:35:56
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   BELOVED   2008-03-04 12:35:49
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   CHICKEN   2008-03-04 12:35:40
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   LOSING   2008-03-04 12:35:32
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   TOP   2008-03-04 12:35:26
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   SPOT   2008-03-04 12:35:18
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   827   2008-03-04 12:31:27
El Negro Magnifico!Send El Negro Magnifico! a message :   Nope...I just have a lot of Five Percenter rap lyrics stuck in my head.   2008-02-23 12:38:54
Zach HobbsSend Zach Hobbs a message :   LOL   2008-02-23 11:04:53
Zach HobbsSend Zach Hobbs a message :   ENM are you a Muslim?   2008-02-23 11:04:39
El Negro Magnifico!Send El Negro Magnifico! a message :   According to the NOI, yup.   2008-02-23 10:21:32
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   "cat-rat-dog" the other white meat?   2008-02-23 09:52:05
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   821? holy crap..   2008-02-23 09:51:32
El Negro Magnifico!Send El Negro Magnifico! a message :   I was suddenly reminded of the Nation of Islam's "cat-rat-dog" theory of pork.   2008-02-23 09:50:02
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   Turkeys and Rats are related in some biological way, you know.   2008-02-23 09:47:57
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   I keep thinking I'm going to rip this design off some day. But then only you jerks would get it.   2008-02-21 21:46:21
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   This is no RATT.   2008-02-21 21:32:08
ricv64Send ricv64 a message :   Why did the pervert cross the road? Coz he couldnt get his knob outta the chicken.   2008-01-03 11:37:59
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   Blump(kin)   2007-11-29 15:47:19
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   bfump   2007-11-29 13:45:50
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   I'd like to check in at number 813. High!   2007-11-20 11:15:12
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   rofl THIS, sport. http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4995/roflsportvl5.jpg   2007-11-19 09:43:52
AWHIZSend AWHIZ a message :   rofl sport!   2007-11-19 09:23:00
marmiteSend marmite a message :   i had a turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce sandwich for lunch.
best sandwich in the world.
  2007-11-19 09:03:14
kustomkittenSend kustomkitten a message :   This is really the pinnacle of poster design, right here.
Nice line weights, man.
  2007-11-19 07:19:38
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   nate's good, and about to be a dad.   2007-11-19 06:53:34
flying dutchmanSend flying dutchman a message :   chicken   2007-11-19 06:39:09
MagnusSend Magnus a message :   Ho Ho Ho   2007-11-19 05:02:54
DenisMutterSend DenisMutter a message :   I'm curious - how did drawing the chicken with your a$$hole go, zom-zom?   2007-11-19 04:17:05
BahrSend Bahr a message :   (ok maybe its just weird. i wanted to make the joke.)   2007-11-19 04:06:37
BahrSend Bahr a message :   this is fowl.   2007-11-19 04:04:56
El Negro Magnifico!Send El Negro Magnifico! a message :   My fiancée plans on heading south for the infamous Black Friday. This poster is not on her shopping list. See what I did there? I kept it relevant! Yo...I wonder how Nate's doing.   2007-11-19 03:57:22
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   That's the spirit. C'MON 1000!!!!1!   2007-11-19 03:42:14
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   800 turkey comments.   2007-11-19 03:41:00
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   This year, I'm cooking my bird with an arcwelder, after rolling it flour.
Can you guess what we're having for dessert? Yes, a delishous brick layer cake.
Who will leave comment #800?
  2007-11-19 03:17:33
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   Puts Oscar-Mayer to shame.   2007-11-13 11:01:33
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Cornish Game Hen.   2007-11-13 10:49:02
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I've changed my mind.
This is a turkey.
  2007-11-13 10:41:37
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   795   2007-10-17 14:22:05
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Turkey Choose Thousands Of Free Recipes! From The Huge Recipezaar Database www.Recipezaar.com   2007-10-17 09:48:29
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   This thread is pure wankery.   2007-10-17 04:12:33
piemelSend piemel a message :   " If there is ever a GP-exclusive poster book, this should be the cover. "
wrong
boink awesome
  2007-10-16 17:22:54
PapercutsSend Papercuts a message :   the chicken IS the HUNTER   2007-10-16 15:55:57
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   If there is ever a GP-exclusive poster book, this should be the cover.   2007-10-16 15:46:42
danstilesSend danstiles a message :   What poster has the most comments? This one?   2007-10-16 15:04:12
cleverkarateSend cleverkarate a message :   "It's business time."   2007-10-16 14:54:09
Seamus McClernanSend Seamus McClernan a message :   ARCWELDER were great.   2007-10-16 14:20:44
RobSend Rob a message :   "rifle sport"
nobody hunts chickens.
  2007-10-16 14:20:07
perkinsSend perkins a message :   Nate's awesome, but I think he accidentally shit in his pants on this one.   2007-10-16 13:58:35
Josh RickunSend Josh Rickun a message :   i met nate a few months ago. he did not have any of these for sale. he also didn't seem too happy that i even asked.   2007-10-16 13:41:21
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   OK but... where can i buy one?   2007-10-16 13:23:30
perkinsSend perkins a message :   All this captures is "OOF!"   2007-10-16 13:21:00
mono_666Send mono_666 a message :   "I could tie a pen to my dick & draw better than this." this is the funniest thing ive seen today, thanks perkinzzz   2007-10-16 13:20:50
mini meSend mini me a message :   wow, longest thread ever?!
Perkins: HAHA!
  2007-10-16 13:19:44
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   yer dick could never accurately capture that moment of horror expressed on the bird's face at this moment of impact.
i might be wrong about that, though...
  2007-10-16 13:17:55
perkinsSend perkins a message :   I could tie a pen to my dick & draw better than this.   2007-10-16 13:15:59
art chantrySend art chantry a message :   actually, considering the name of this band, "rifle sport", this is a remarkably suitable image. it seems to be the moment of impact of the bullet smacking into the poor little bird's brain. kapow!   2007-10-16 13:05:50
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   Maybe its a quail   2007-10-16 13:03:48
perkinsSend perkins a message :   Fuck this poster. Sorry Nate, but this is one of the shittiest images ever created. Which kinda makes it cool?...I guess...then again, maybe not.   2007-10-16 13:01:38
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I don't know if we ever determined if this was a Turkey or a Chicken?   2007-10-16 13:01:19
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   That Turkey Cannon looks bad ass!!   2007-10-16 12:34:26
Robbie FuctSend Robbie Fuct a message :   the arguments on this poster makes it the best poster on gigposters. it got kinda gay when it hit around 300 or so. i dont remember. it was quite a task just reading this.   2007-10-16 12:24:34
RobSend Rob a message :   feather butt + snood + day before thanksgiving show = TURKEY
gooble gooble!
  2007-10-16 12:16:41
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Chicken Posters Over 3,500 chicken designs. Shirts, posters, hats and more! www.CafePress.com   2007-10-16 11:46:37
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Turkey Cannon Delicious - In the oven or on the grill. Always a tasty bird! www.turkeycannon.com   2007-10-16 11:46:09
ImJustRickGSend ImJustRickG a message :   Wow... this poster has staying power. Every few months it gets a new round of comments.   2007-10-16 10:34:05
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   :PrayingSkeleton:   2007-10-16 09:16:28
John ASend John A a message :   oven mitt!   2007-10-16 09:08:29
RobSend Rob a message :   TURKEY   2007-10-16 08:43:12
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   this is the chicken that came before the egg   2007-10-16 07:54:28
8ballSend 8ball a message :   still a muthafuckin chicken....   2007-09-25 06:31:44
DRGSend DRG a message :   <3 keep the love alive   2007-09-03 09:58:34
ben swiftSend ben swift a message :   wow   2007-09-03 08:19:30
GregorySend Gregory a message :   760.   2007-06-28 06:59:16
withremoteSend withremote a message :   this still is getting comments? Jesus.   2007-05-22 14:24:03
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   This is still better than every Blue Meridian poster.   2007-05-15 12:48:25
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   Let's talk about this some more.   2007-05-15 06:56:01
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   hahaha randomized... again!   2007-05-15 05:36:14
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   its much easier to read all of these comments with the new set-up.
Thanks Clay!
  2007-05-02 09:32:15
IVARTONSend IVARTON a message :   Ramdomized goodness :bang:
most aresome poster ebber!!
  2007-03-18 00:59:06
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   chickenz pwnz electroz kittyz   2006-12-22 11:02:37
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   Re-reading the comments, I've determined that, although this is obviously a turkey, withremote refers to it as a "chicken", and it's his shitty drawing, so a chicken it will be.
Also, did this ever make it onto a t-shirt?
  2006-12-05 15:20:00
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   there you go   2006-12-05 13:47:46
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   yes! randomized!   2006-11-29 11:53:47
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   You were delicious, but a little dry. Next year, more basting and you'll be perfect.   2006-11-25 03:34:29
gav_beattieSend gav_beattie a message :   Add My Comment!   2006-11-23 06:55:10
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Poster Of The Day!   2006-11-23 01:23:31
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   You asshole.   2006-11-20 12:01:17
fantasygoatSend fantasygoat a message :   Best poster ever.   2006-11-20 11:48:22
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   HAPPY TURKEY WEEK!   2006-11-20 07:51:01
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   see what i mean?   2006-11-17 04:08:21
RobSend Rob a message :   the show was the night before thanksgiving...TURKEY!   2006-11-07 08:30:41
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   randomized cluck cluck   2006-11-07 08:26:19
MagnusSend Magnus a message :   This should be a t-shirt.   2006-11-07 02:32:34
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   I ate turkey last night. bbq'd on a spit.   2006-11-07 00:42:01
boadiceaSend boadicea a message :   this poster artist has gone on to do far greater things, but will always be remembered for this classic. (well, it is one of their few hand drawn pieces)   2006-11-07 00:15:01
CCCPSend CCCP a message :   This is fresh.   2006-11-06 23:01:18
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   i love this flyer. for real.   2006-11-06 22:29:42
ferg2001Send ferg2001 a message :   why aren't there more comments on this?   2006-11-06 22:28:23
B-DROIDSend B-DROID a message :   CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
BOBOS mascot finalist?
  2006-11-06 22:17:41
Iron Canvas StudiosSend Iron Canvas Studios a message :   733, that's rediculous. Holly gobbleclcuck turken crap.   2006-11-06 22:02:14
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   no, big eyed chickens dont scare me. i'm a MAN mazn!   2006-10-31 09:42:14
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   are you kidding! this thing frightens me to the core.   2006-10-31 09:37:01
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   schmickle this doesn't say "halloween" at all.
shame
  2006-10-31 09:34:57
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N !!!!!!1   2006-10-31 09:25:31
mnottSend mnott a message :   bird is the word   2006-10-28 17:07:35
MikeBarnSend MikeBarn a message :   This is my favorite AA poster.   2006-10-23 11:30:42
Mikey JacketSend Mikey Jacket a message :   is this the highest # of Comments?   2006-10-23 09:56:19
3d glassesSend 3d glasses a message :   bump! cheers enm!!   2006-10-23 09:55:22
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   that Steelers game yesterday was nuts
gobble gobble
  2006-10-23 09:41:37
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   7 2 3 !   2006-10-16 02:24:09
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Yeah, but I doubt all the bands with those shittier posters have been so righteously pissed enough to actually find this site, find their shitty poster, and bash the shit out of it.
  2006-10-16 02:13:13
autistkSend autistk a message :   considering all the ranting and raving, there are a shitload worse posters on this site.. and more depressingly, at least 10 crappier posters up around my city advertising gigs every week   2006-10-15 23:52:11
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   I miss zom-zom   2006-10-07 07:09:41
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   It takes forever to wait for all the comments to load to get to the Add a Comment box. These last couple hundred are gonna be a lot of work. You're really gonna have to want it to take the time to leave a comment.
Man...did you really think this looked good when you did it?
  2006-10-07 06:45:28
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   282 to go you're slacking, bitches   2006-10-07 04:55:13
mikeycarcrashSend mikeycarcrash a message :   So Withremote's got a classified up for a whole bunch of his posters to fund his move. If this was in there he'd have no problem of selling out at $250. It's priceless!   2006-10-01 23:34:09
phoondaddySend phoondaddy a message :   This poster BETTER be in The Fistful of Rock book. By sheer number of comments, it is definately in top 400 pages of rock posters. It BETTER be in there. Maybe even on the cover.   2006-09-28 06:05:27
DRGSend DRG a message :   Let's hit 1000 and get the thing published.   2006-09-28 05:19:14
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   1000 by the end of the year - c'mon, with a little effort we can do it   2006-09-28 05:07:07
8ballSend 8ball a message :   This is even better than super chicken...   2006-09-28 02:36:18
steve wSend steve w a message :   nice use of quaaludes   2006-09-27 13:12:18
MagnusSend Magnus a message :   This is like the Mona Lisa of gigposters.   2006-09-27 11:38:31
printmafia-connieSend printmafia-connie a message :   I sure hope the new posters get posted soon :(   2006-09-27 11:37:48
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   :mindblown:   2006-09-27 11:33:09
John ASend John A a message :   :ovenmitt:   2006-09-27 11:20:16
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   chicken or turkey? the debate will never end.   2006-09-27 11:18:49
getoutoftheleftlaneSend getoutoftheleftlane a message :   John A speaks truth   2006-09-27 11:18:32
steve wSend steve w a message :   deep   2006-09-27 11:15:35
John ASend John A a message :   noone can own this for it is a part of all of us.   2006-09-27 11:13:59
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   "models needed for sexy holiday shoot, serious inquiries only."   2006-09-27 11:13:16
getoutoftheleftlaneSend getoutoftheleftlane a message :   Does anyone actually own this?   2006-09-27 11:12:18
john seaburySend john seabury a message :   Everybody else has posted comments, so so will I. Is this a record for number of comments?   2006-09-27 10:58:50
RobSend Rob a message :   TURKEY MAZN!   2006-09-27 10:52:22
RobSend Rob a message :   chicken.   2006-09-27 10:52:11
RobSend Rob a message :   a   2006-09-27 10:52:01
RobSend Rob a message :   not   2006-09-27 10:51:46
phoondaddySend phoondaddy a message :   Random. Almost up to 700!   2006-09-27 10:49:49
Evil Alice CorpSend Evil Alice Corp a message :   with hot mustard dipping sauce.   2006-09-21 22:30:27
Evil Alice CorpSend Evil Alice Corp a message :   i'm going to turn you into pieces of mcnuggets and eat you.   2006-09-21 22:30:08
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   best poster ever   2006-09-21 22:10:43
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   692!!! CHIXXXEN!!!!   2006-09-21 16:30:24
danstilesSend danstiles a message :   oh god, not this again. We're up to #691   2006-09-21 15:06:51
feriadoSend feriado a message :   hello randomizer.
chicken
  2006-09-21 14:30:41
getoutoftheleftlaneSend getoutoftheleftlane a message :   I only collect posters with chickens and cross-hatching.   2006-09-18 23:14:22
PapercutsSend Papercuts a message :   :aheadofitstime:   2006-09-18 22:35:36
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   I bet this tastes better than bobo's.   2006-09-18 20:25:04
RobSend Rob a message :   gobble gobble gobble   2006-09-18 14:28:41
perkinsSend perkins a message :   God Noooooooo, why did I click WHY DID I CLICK!!!!!????????   2006-09-18 14:22:18
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   for the last time: it's not a chickezn, mazn   2006-09-18 14:15:34
JohnnyThiefSend JohnnyThief a message :   Was this bumpd because we have two threads dedicated to chicken at this point?   2006-09-18 14:07:39
weathermakerSend weathermaker a message :   hmmm, the comments aren't about the poster at all, this is all the power of the people!!!
fuck ya! UNITE!!!
  2006-09-18 14:03:51
frostbiteSend frostbite a message :   i don't have anything to say about this poster, but you obviously have to leave a comment on it at some point. so i did.   2006-08-26 04:37:31
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Keep on cluckin, sad little bird with the big eyes.   2006-08-26 00:13:45
PlantweedSend Plantweed a message :   Zom-Zom = Flour?   2006-08-15 08:49:57
danieldangerSend danieldanger a message :   678.   2006-08-15 08:26:17
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   it aint got nothin' on thisin'   2006-05-09 20:56:20
MrBlonde7Send MrBlonde7 a message :   Oh no I DIDN'T   2006-05-08 21:38:08
KurtSend Kurt a message :   I wish zom-zom would post more.   2006-05-08 16:05:51
8ballSend 8ball a message :   chicken   2006-05-08 15:48:41
RobSend Rob a message :   y'all need to get it straight....this is a turkey.   2006-05-08 15:35:40
8ballSend 8ball a message :   I sold them all at FS8..   2006-05-08 15:32:02
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   where are those bootlegs, 8ball?   2006-05-08 14:53:16
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   brock brock   2006-05-08 14:51:06
8ballSend 8ball a message :   ATTENTION DESIGN STUDENTS   2006-05-08 05:51:28
tom1979Send tom1979 a message :   It looks like the South Park bird that plays in Stan's vomit. Brutal. Like fried pickles.   2006-04-22 22:42:29
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Aren't "morles" those fried pickle things they serve there?   2006-04-22 22:31:00
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   but they tasted good. i even left the pickle on one.
morles take a back seat to my tummy.
  2006-04-22 22:24:07
RADARSend RADAR a message :   i have morals.   2006-04-22 22:21:35
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   your not a vegan are you?   2006-04-22 22:04:24
RADARSend RADAR a message :   gross   2006-04-22 22:00:02
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   I had Chiks from Krystal for dinner.   2006-04-22 21:55:01
RADARSend RADAR a message :   nuggets?   2006-04-22 21:33:30
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   no i mean, bock bock
its a chicken rob, not a turkey. i know fowl.
  2006-04-22 21:28:37
RobSend Rob a message :   you mean, gobble gobble   2006-04-22 21:27:36
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   bock bock   2006-04-22 21:25:32
Evil Alice CorpSend Evil Alice Corp a message :   656 comments??? hehe.   2006-04-22 19:50:40
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   let's talk about this one some more.   2006-04-22 19:09:10
withremoteSend withremote a message :   look at the tits on that thing!   2006-04-11 14:50:44
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   This is going to appear in my new book: "Fistful Of Cock."
Maybe the cover.
  2006-04-11 14:17:55
danieldangerSend danieldanger a message :   fruit brute   2006-04-08 15:18:27
RobSend Rob a message :   "turkey"   2006-03-27 15:12:17
8ballSend 8ball a message :   did someone say..."chicken"?   2006-03-27 15:10:38
aidanSend aidan a message :   man, this classic is well on it's way to 1000 comments.   2006-03-08 12:26:09
8ballSend 8ball a message :   you hate what?   2006-03-08 11:26:21
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   church's now has a .99c chicken sandwich to compete with KFC's .99c sandwich.   2006-02-01 23:41:12
JephSend Jeph a message :   Holy Crap....646 comments?!?!?!?!   2006-02-01 23:11:33
8ballSend 8ball a message :   Perfect. I'll set aside a "lightbulb" fund when all is said and done.   2006-02-01 23:03:59
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Start printing 'cuz he's not going.   2006-02-01 22:52:42
8ballSend 8ball a message :   If withremote doesn't show up at FS8, I'm bootlegging this mofo and selling ltd ed screenprinted prints of this at my booth... NO JOKE.   2006-02-01 22:27:00
steve wSend steve w a message :   I've been laughing since it was posted.   2006-02-01 10:38:56
El Negro Magnifico!Send El Negro Magnifico! a message :   Someday, we'll all look back on this and laugh...   2006-02-01 09:53:42
SalcanzonieriSend Salcanzonieri a message :   hahah!
Don't you think this should be the cover of the Fistful book?
  2006-01-08 22:39:18
8ballSend 8ball a message :   ARISE!   2006-01-02 17:25:18
kpelletSend kpellet a message :   Wow, I just heard a Rifle Sport song on the radio. As soon as I heard the name of the band the Chicken popped into my mind. This flyer's iconic!   2005-12-11 00:00:38
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   chirp.   2005-11-25 16:03:04
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   buck buck buck ba gobble   2005-11-25 15:44:29
withremoteSend withremote a message :   haven't you guys had enough? I've changed my ways to do some good.   2005-11-25 15:36:36
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   There's really nothing left to say about this poster but it keeps being funny.   2005-11-25 14:38:18
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   I wonder if future generations will recognize the cultual significance of this poster. It's really up to all of us to preserve history from the maw of oblivion.   2005-11-25 14:35:13
100degreesSend 100degrees a message :   we'll see who has the last laugh when bird flu breaks out...   2005-11-23 01:18:48
bangymanSend bangyman a message :   churkey.   2005-11-23 00:23:37
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   one thousand comments could easily be accomplished over the holidays.   2005-11-23 00:02:25
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   zom-zom 2004-10-15 17:09:55 I'm in three of the bands playing this show. It's very important to us, it's a one-time reunion of Rifle Sport.
We're making our own poster for this show. It will not have a poorly-drawn chicken on it.
This poster really blows, sorry. hahahahahahaha. so fuggin good! Also, I never really noticed until now- but this dude was gonna play in 3 bands on one show?!?!?!?!? wtf?
  2005-11-22 23:09:46
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   best poster on the site.   2005-11-22 23:07:44
DecabetSend Decabet a message :   THis ones well on its way to being a perrennial holiday favorite.   2005-11-22 18:49:40
joel the husherSend joel the husher a message :   im really into the crosshatched stinklines, and the demon bowling ball heads staring back at me from the eyes of the earths most delicious creature, im sharpening knives turkey, yeah im talkin to you.   2005-11-22 18:41:08
JohnnyThiefSend JohnnyThief a message :   625? Good God man,... its like, if you like the poster, you'll love the movie,...   2005-11-22 18:25:58
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Have a Happy Turkey Day everybody!!   2005-11-22 16:36:57
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   I smell a zine... this poster had it's year aniversary about a month ago...   2005-11-22 14:56:38
RobSend Rob a message :   turcken? chikey?   2005-11-22 14:48:40
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   It needs all these comments posted with it.   2005-11-22 14:46:41
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   This poster should be published in books about poster art.
Just because.
  2005-11-22 14:18:18
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   i had a nightmare i was caught in an outbreak of genocide in some rural, forgeign country last night.   2005-11-22 14:05:47
adamturmanSend adamturman a message :   Good to see you again...   2005-11-22 07:53:22
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   ChickAWN...
...AWN.
  2005-11-09 16:05:12
8ballSend 8ball a message :   I'm totally cooking up that Crispy Chicken Sandwich recipe tonight.   2005-11-09 14:55:29
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   I like this but wish the artist could just get in the zone and quit copying the OZ stuff. Free your MIND!   2005-11-09 14:47:55
RobSend Rob a message :   t-u-r-k-e-y   2005-11-09 14:45:04
withremoteSend withremote a message :   613? christ.   2005-11-09 14:42:28
connor13Send connor13 a message :   arise chicken...arise   2005-10-27 13:10:01
John ASend John A a message :   Tastes like Kay Bailey Hutchinson.   2005-10-27 11:54:53
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   Motherplucker!   2005-09-25 11:13:07
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   dig this hip chick.   2005-08-11 09:06:54
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   yay!!!!
i love how scrolling down takes like...forever. chick chick boom.
  2005-08-10 12:48:57
8ballSend 8ball a message :   don't go there...   2005-08-10 12:46:46
John ASend John A a message :   Hungry.   2005-06-01 15:28:51
CERNOCHSend CERNOCH a message :   HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!   2005-06-01 15:26:52
goad74Send goad74 a message :   Does anybody else think this sucks....oh waitaminnit...sorry it tool like ten ,inutes for all the comments to load....   2005-06-01 15:21:13
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   Separated at birth???   2005-05-27 09:58:21
craveSend crave a message :   not sure, but at least I know who the band is.   2005-05-26 00:42:33
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   wait, but does it fit the band?   2005-05-26 00:41:50
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   601   2005-05-25 00:54:57
DecabetSend Decabet a message :   600, fudge yeah!   2005-05-25 00:12:35
ShadSend Shad a message :   It'll never happen.   2005-05-25 00:10:06
craveSend crave a message :   sorry, nothing constructive to say. I just want to get this puppy to 600 and then I'm done.   2005-05-24 23:56:22
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   Antiseptic Prophet.   2005-05-24 11:27:12
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   Abnormal Poultry   2005-05-24 10:00:37
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   Awfully Plucky.   2005-05-24 08:27:31
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   My copy of this says AP at the bottom. What's that supposed to mean? Almost Perfect?   2005-05-24 08:24:26
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   hello friend. chicken never lets me down.   2005-05-23 18:26:15
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Zom Zom is such an asshole.   2005-05-23 17:31:28
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   amphibious rodent.   2005-05-18 21:49:46
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   :ooooops: i think that was suuposed to be a secret.
  2005-05-18 21:47:53
ShadSend Shad a message :   gerhard richter was a poorly drawn chicken?   2005-05-18 21:41:07
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   600 is definately within reach.
  2005-05-18 21:40:37
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   kinda looks like a gerhard richter.   2005-05-18 21:40:22
ShadSend Shad a message :   poul-tri   2005-05-18 21:39:43
connor13Send connor13 a message :   hi-gay?   2005-05-18 21:36:54
ShadSend Shad a message :   I think this is what the kids are calling Lo-Fi.   2005-05-18 21:36:22
Vivi VuSend Vivi Vu a message :   583 comments... holy shmoly.   2005-05-18 21:07:35
8ballSend 8ball a message :   I refuse to accept this as anything BUT a chicken.   2005-05-18 21:00:23
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   bawk bawk bawk BAWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!   2005-05-18 20:57:36
andydieselSend andydiesel a message :   580 comments??????????????
That's insane.
Nate should win a prize or something.
  2005-05-18 20:53:17
er code blueSend er code blue a message :   Well since it's not a chicken...I'm having brisket.   2005-05-18 20:51:38
8ballSend 8ball a message :   In honor of this poster, I am currently eating BBQ chicken and reading the comments all over again.   2005-05-18 20:50:46
er code blueSend er code blue a message :   supernumerary   2005-05-18 20:44:47
John ASend John A a message :   Oven mitt   2005-05-18 20:44:06
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   this is a chicken, definitely a chicken.   2005-05-18 20:39:54
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   turkeychicken
is star wars going to suck or rock?
please leave me your answer spelled in feces.
thank you
  2005-05-18 20:31:05
mnottSend mnott a message :   conceptual art   2005-05-18 19:37:24
needlesSend needles a message :   it's not easy to post on thos paper merkin. the scroll down takes 30 minutes.   2005-05-12 17:42:20
RobSend Rob a message :   embrace the turkey, gil....embrace the turkey.   2005-05-12 17:42:12
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   fowl   2005-05-12 17:40:44
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   foul   2005-05-12 17:40:38
needlesSend needles a message :   seriously, stop.   2005-05-12 17:38:34
RobSend Rob a message :   gooble gooble gooble   2005-05-12 17:37:51
needlesSend needles a message :   enough already   2005-05-12 17:36:04
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   kinda looks like chicken needs glasses.   2005-04-20 06:51:51
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Rifle Sport sucks cock.   2005-04-19 18:54:55
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Chicken   2005-04-09 14:23:01
aidanSend aidan a message :   do not deny the turkey.   2005-04-09 14:22:35
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   "a chicken ain't nuthin' but a bird."
-cab calloway.
  2005-04-04 12:30:34
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   Turkey :x   2005-04-04 11:31:15
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   DO NOT TRUST THE CHICKEN POSTER!!   2005-04-04 11:30:02
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Yes but Steve, do you have one of THESE?   2005-03-31 10:10:18
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   it's got kind of an Elvis thing going on.   2005-03-31 09:37:09
John ASend John A a message :   Oven mitt.   2005-03-31 09:31:31
steve wSend steve w a message :   It's a peacock with learning disabilities   2005-03-31 09:20:24
RobSend Rob a message :   turcken?
chikey?
hmmm....will we ever know?
  2005-03-31 09:19:25
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   yes, but Turkey's don't have combs on top of their heads, They look like bald old men with waddles. This thing clearly has a comb. So either it's a chicken with a turkey tail, or it's a Turkey with a chicken hat on.   2005-03-31 09:17:10
RobSend Rob a message :   no no.
it's got a turkey tail and that thing hanging from it's head.
this was for a show on 11/24, the day before thanksgiving.
gooble gooble gooble
  2005-03-31 09:11:24
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   *obviously too   2005-03-31 08:58:52
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   it's abviously a chicken...it has a comb on top of it's head.   2005-03-31 08:58:36
RobSend Rob a message :   turkey.
  2005-03-31 08:51:38
JohnnyThiefSend JohnnyThief a message :   Random chicken! Aauuuggghhht!   2005-03-31 08:50:02
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   its always wise to be armed with a parasol in a rainstorm   2005-03-17 20:57:17
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   If you are going to have rain wouldn't it be prudent to also have an umbrella?   2005-03-17 20:51:31
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   shad is so right...rain makes shitty posters super great   2005-03-17 20:29:46
ShadSend Shad a message :   This would be better with a little rain in it.   2005-03-17 20:25:02
ShadSend Shad a message :   Richie is a 2nd level chaotic evil cleric with two pieces of gold and a bag of holding.   2005-03-17 15:39:48
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Posters are boring.
This is important.
http://www.dndonlinegames.com/showthread.php?t=13215
  2005-03-17 15:35:28
RobSend Rob a message :   turkey...it's a turkey.   2005-03-17 15:29:57
ShadSend Shad a message :   Pre-order now. We gotta revive this little chicken so the Crash Worship poster doesn't catch up.
This poster is from the gut.
  2005-03-17 15:18:43
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   well, sounds like BTA has their new project all lined up now.   2005-03-09 13:43:29
ShadSend Shad a message :   Where is that art print?   2005-03-09 13:02:21
JPadillaSend JPadilla a message :   Wow....Arcwelder...   2005-03-09 12:48:45
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   THIS POSTER IS NOTHING BUT A HYPOCRITE!
Nothing and no one can make me change my mind. EVER!!!!!
  2005-03-09 12:30:59
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   run for your erasable life little chicken.   2005-03-08 07:27:59
andydieselSend andydiesel a message :   over 500 comments, that's insane.   2005-03-01 15:55:48
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   make sure you bring that chamois over to my booth in austin!   2005-03-01 14:46:12
robschwagerSend robschwager a message :   i polish turds all day long....
this one, woulda been a whopper.
  2005-03-01 14:41:32
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   if you put whipped cream on top of a pile of shit...its still a pile of shit   2005-03-01 13:35:26
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   dude.. you can't polish a turd.. I can only work with the material I'm provided   2005-03-01 13:28:43
JohnnyThiefSend JohnnyThief a message :   527 comments, not one of em funny, intelligent, or cool,... I have to find a better site to hang out on,...   2005-03-01 13:21:09
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   if only eichleberger had eichlebergered this gem. what a FOOL!   2005-03-01 12:50:53
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Oh? What if I told you you're fired? How would you like that then?   2005-03-01 12:44:56
meliaSend melia a message :   brainiac...you ain't the boss of me.   2005-03-01 12:43:09
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   :o :o :o :lol:
"Second verse, same as the first: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawk.
Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me. "
  2005-03-01 12:40:06
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Please Melia, only comment on posters if you have something relevant to add to the discussion.   2005-03-01 12:39:21
meliaSend melia a message :   over 500 comments...that's kinda impressive for this particular poster.   2005-03-01 12:33:41
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   It would have been better if it did.   2005-03-01 11:03:07
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Did it have a picture of Goodtimes on it?   2005-03-01 11:02:06
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   I don't know who made it. I saw it hanging in the Entry. It was forgettable.   2005-03-01 11:01:50
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   What was it/who did it? Just curious.   2005-03-01 11:00:10
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   The replacement flyer for this show after it was rescheduled wasn't much better.   2005-03-01 10:55:14
RobSend Rob a message :   turkey.   2005-03-01 10:54:35
john_e_warnerSend john_e_warner a message :   RANDOMIZED
I'M DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE RIGHT NOW
  2005-03-01 10:53:02
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evenin'!   2005-02-12 11:39:57
John ASend John A a message :   Second verse, same as the first: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawk.
Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me.
  2005-02-03 19:52:34
strawberrylunaSend strawberryluna a message :   the little chicken that could. it's "chick! awesome!"   2005-02-03 19:45:30
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   its my desktop background   2005-02-03 19:27:48
kpelletSend kpellet a message :   got this bookmarked, finally.   2005-02-03 19:24:00
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   BROCK BROCK MR EASTER BUNNY.   2005-02-03 18:56:20
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   Neat and tidy.   2005-02-03 18:07:57
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   Cock-a-doodle-doo?   2005-02-03 18:06:58
RobSend Rob a message :   yes.   2005-02-03 18:03:15
John ASend John A a message :   gooble?   2005-02-03 17:58:48
RobSend Rob a message :   gooble gooble   2005-02-03 17:58:14
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   a glitch in the Matrix?   2005-02-03 17:57:07
RobSend Rob a message :   wtf???
where did my comments go?
what's going on here?
  2005-02-03 17:55:10
John ASend John A a message :   i do believe this to be the most comments, yes.   2005-02-03 17:55:05
slaterSend slater a message :   I'm glad I could be here for this historic gp milestone.
Is this the most comments on a single poster?
  2005-02-03 17:50:52
slaterSend slater a message :   500!   2005-02-03 17:49:53
feriadoSend feriado a message :   Here we go again.
Stop the madness.
  2005-02-03 17:36:20
John ASend John A a message :   you're both wrong. it's a fucking oven mitt.   2005-02-03 17:24:46
RobSend Rob a message :   nope, you are clearly mistaken.   2005-02-03 17:14:38
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Finally! 500 comments! Party!   2005-02-03 17:13:19
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   It's a fucking chicken. Not a turkey.   2005-02-03 17:09:41
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   its still really fun reading all this.   2005-02-03 17:03:09
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   CLAIM DOWN NO ONE WAS FOWLED!!!   2005-02-03 17:00:00
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   I just received my copy of this beautiful "chicken" poster from Withremote. I believe it is from the original Kinko's print run that Brainiac mentioned. It's a lovely 8.5" X 11".   2005-02-03 16:02:08
ShadSend Shad a message :   Shoot. They should just use this one. I can't be that hard to find that date font and change it up.   2005-02-01 22:17:37
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   the guy who is doing it doesn't have any of his work posted here.   2005-02-01 22:10:44
ShadSend Shad a message :   Everyone in Minneapolis wants to do this poster now. Who gets it?   2005-02-01 22:06:59
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   this show, which was cancelled due to First Ave tempoorarily closing, HAS BEEN RE-SCHEDULED!
Huzzah!
  2005-02-01 11:24:33
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Can someone post a link to the fake Zeppelin posters?   2005-02-01 11:18:21
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   BAWK BAWK BAWK BAAWWWK BAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKK   2005-02-01 11:15:51
steve wSend steve w a message :   now THIS is amazing linework   2005-02-01 11:11:59
RobSend Rob a message :   turkey!
  2004-12-29 20:38:31
8ballSend 8ball a message :   the eyes have called me through the vast reaches of space and time to defend their honor..   2004-12-29 20:31:52
perkinsSend perkins a message :   Oh no you did NOT.   2004-12-29 20:30:23
8ballSend 8ball a message :   the original "weird chicken"..   2004-12-29 19:48:08
paganSend pagan a message :   I am still loving this chicken!   2004-12-22 09:30:41
paganSend pagan a message :   I am still down with this chicken!   2004-12-22 09:30:02
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   "so.. why is Nate a snitch? wha happen?"
Because when the Classifieds were new and people were told by Clay to only sell stuff via classifides, no more "FOR SALE" type threads endlessly bumped, Kozik disobeyed and strated a thread to sell more of his cool, yet useless crap. Nate, frustrated with that blatant disregard for authority, the flagrant violation of the Gigposters.com law, "ratted him out" and Kozik got a sound beating. Or maybe the thread got pulled... I don't remember.
  2004-12-22 09:09:30
poguemahoneSend poguemahone a message :   good morning mr. chicken. feeling lonely? unloved? confused? don't worry. we all feel that way at some point in our short lives. get out of bed and take in some fresh air. eat a rock. scratch the ground. bask in the sun. just like everyone you were created for a reason although that reason may remain unknown to you for the rest of your days. don't dwell on it. your life is what you make of it, not your creator. you can do anything you set your pea sized brain on. maybe even a metal poster someday.   2004-12-22 08:49:16
KurtSend Kurt a message :   :o   2004-12-17 12:51:55
whiteyhoustonSend whiteyhouston a message :   nauseous! so.. why is Nate a snitch? wha happen?   2004-12-02 11:02:44
Milly BarnardSend Milly Barnard a message :   this bird is immortal   2004-12-02 09:22:59
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   We should really just let this bird die.   2004-12-02 09:17:10
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   fucking hell, Lets go for 500!!! we can do it guys!   2004-12-02 08:31:27
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   I can't believe I didn't realise how turkeyish this turkey is. I must go now and re-evaluate my entire life!   2004-12-02 08:18:57
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   Didn't I read in some thread that this show had been cancelled?   2004-12-01 17:35:54
birdsandrabbitsSend birdsandrabbits a message :   intensity? INTENSITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!   2004-12-01 10:09:19
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   I'd like to have seen a thread with real-time photo updates of the print run live from Kinkos.   2004-12-01 09:59:02
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Four Six Seven   2004-11-17 14:21:19
RobSend Rob a message :   this turkey is hand drawn.
no cut-n-paste here, nope.
  2004-11-17 13:56:50
RobSend Rob a message :   TURKEY!!!!!   2004-11-15 08:32:29
steve wSend steve w a message :   buk.
buk.buk.
  2004-11-13 17:44:21
slaterSend slater a message :   BUMP!!!   2004-11-13 17:38:35
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   A turkey! Guh. My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is white. Wrong is right.
I will now go out and found a religious cult and demand human sacrifices to our new turkey god.
Who's with me?
  2004-11-13 16:19:23
8ballSend 8ball a message :   Just be stoked you aren't working...I got another hour left, sitting in this fucking place..   2004-11-13 15:51:43
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   I am painfully bored...
I'm either gunna go get a bottle of whiskey or goto bestbuy and get something I don't need
  2004-11-13 15:50:22
8ballSend 8ball a message :   ditto...
and you still haven't found me a turkey poster..I believe Rob found this one...
  2004-11-13 15:47:38
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   I am suoer duper bored...   2004-11-13 15:46:33
8ballSend 8ball a message :   DAMMIT!!
Now I need to find a turkey recipe. I can't believe everyone has been calling this a chicken this whole time.
  2004-11-13 15:45:01
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   Robs calculator is goofy   2004-11-13 15:44:30
RobSend Rob a message :   80% of these comments are about chicken.
80% of the these comments are now irrelevant.
gooble gooble
  2004-11-13 15:43:31
8ballSend 8ball a message :   No way! The first person perspective of this poster indicates that the "tail" in the back is actual the chicken's human lover, cradling it in his/her hands and staring lovingly into the chicken's eyes before sucking face with said chicken.   2004-11-13 15:42:20
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   rob is right...
its either a turkey or a mongoloid peacock
  2004-11-13 15:40:35
RobSend Rob a message :   it even has a turkey's tail.
chicken's don't have tails like that.
  2004-11-13 15:39:49
8ballSend 8ball a message :   NOPE! That's isn't flesh hanging from it's head..it's obviously crying.. :cry:   2004-11-13 15:38:14
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   gobble gobble gobble   2004-11-13 15:36:20
RobSend Rob a message :   you know what?? the date for the show is 11/24 (thanksgiving is 11/25) and it looks to have that piece of skin that hangs from a turkey's head.
HA! THIS IS A TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2004-11-13 15:35:41
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   Hey turkeys..
I am eating chicken noodle soup right now...
  2004-11-13 15:35:26
8ballSend 8ball a message :   Alright, I just stared at it for 30 seconds....I can't suspend my disbelief....Those big eyes are staring back at me and saying "not a turkey..not a turkey.."   2004-11-13 15:32:23
RobSend Rob a message :   suspend your disbelief, 8ball.
this is a turkey.
  2004-11-13 15:30:29
8ballSend 8ball a message :   This sure is one "turkey" of a poster....har har har!
No, not what I'm looking for...I need a poster with a turkey on it!
  2004-11-13 15:29:36
RobSend Rob a message :   i think we can do it.
rally the troops!
  2004-11-13 15:27:25
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   damn you silver...now I am focred to help us get this to 500 comments   2004-11-13 15:26:38
RobSend Rob a message :   this is a turkey in disguise.   2004-11-13 15:25:27
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I have a date with this motherfucker in about an hour and a half...with some sliced carrots, potatos, onions, and gravy.   2004-10-25 17:50:32
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   posters ass. bands ass. shut the fuck up!   2004-10-25 17:48:24
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   "Designing for free isn't exactly great incentive to put out a masterpiece."
Then don't do the poster. Free or not you owe it to the band to put your best effort into it. I pretty much never get paid to do posters or flyers.
Lame excuse.
  2004-10-25 17:45:00
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   No, I do not have to live up to your expectations.   2004-10-25 17:27:42
perkinsSend perkins a message :   Hey Cluck-cluck, after all the remarks you've made about this poster, your 3 bands had better be good.
Nate's a good designer. Seems to me that if you guys wanted a better poster, between 5 bands you could have come up with a little cash (& a little more time). Designing for free isn't exactly great incentive to put out a masterpiece.
  2004-10-25 17:23:42
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   It's a chicken. I guess.   2004-10-25 17:06:06
lil_tuffySend lil_tuffy a message :   how long are we going to beat this dead horse?   2004-10-25 17:00:46
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   :mrgreen: I will SEE it too!   2004-10-25 16:41:27
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   I would go to this show ordinarily but after seeing this poster I think I will go wee a movie.   2004-10-25 16:41:04
seripopSend seripop a message :   what zom-zom doesn't like noise rock? that's pretty surprising considering the scene rifle sport come from......
  2004-10-25 16:40:54
danielpwilliamsSend danielpwilliams a message :   sub genres yay!   2004-10-25 16:39:30
dennyschmickleSend dennyschmickle a message :   FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS HAS TO STOP.   2004-10-25 16:39:09
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   " we seek out bands that play noise rock/art rock and they seek us out "
Oh God, no. Please no.
  2004-10-25 16:37:58
RobSend Rob a message :   my gradpappy once told me, "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."   2004-10-25 15:48:03
DecabetSend Decabet a message :   Perkins! Perkins! Perkins! Perkins!   2004-10-25 15:47:28
peeperSend peeper a message :   Dear Zom, Please indicate extra crispy or original recipe. Yours, peep   2004-10-25 15:46:21
seripopSend seripop a message :   perkins- the bands we do stuff for , for the most part tend to be the same type of music we seek out bands that play noise rock/art rock and they seek us out that is the type of music yannick and i are interested THUS the type of clients we tend to get   2004-10-25 15:45:53
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Good afternoon Billy!   2004-10-25 15:41:36
perkinsSend perkins a message :    seripop 2004-10-21 11:20:23  i agree the venue was trying to help doesmn't change that this is a shitty poster that has zero to do with the music or the fact that the artist has a wack "fuck the bands" 'tude poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed
Oh, PLEASE. I'm not disagreeing with your basic philosophy, but you can't anyone to believe that you guys design your posters for the bands. If that were the case, the styles of your posters would be as diverse as the bands' music, instead of all looking roughly the same.
  2004-10-25 15:39:50
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   It's made of plastic and aluminum film.   2004-10-25 13:57:48
perkinsSend perkins a message :   I chewed up a Rifle Sport CD today. A little gristly, but it did taste like chicken.
Therein lies your concept.
  2004-10-25 13:39:56
RobSend Rob a message :   howard cosell said:
"It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homosapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence."
  2004-10-25 13:26:12
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Concurrance.   2004-10-25 13:23:48
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   at this point zom zom will agree this poster was great promotion for him, probably better than any other gigposter did in the past.
chicken did its part.
  2004-10-25 13:16:10
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   That's the spirit.   2004-10-25 13:03:40
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   :roll:   2004-10-25 12:59:27
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   No, you should for having contributed nothing.   2004-10-25 12:49:20
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   after 400 this suddenly became boring and repetetive, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.   2004-10-25 12:32:23
CCCPSend CCCP a message :   I always love the catch all of 'no hard feelings.'   2004-10-25 12:31:06
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   You might find you get one once you are out of your shells.   2004-10-25 12:18:10
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I'll put Nate on the guest list. Hope he shows up. No hard feelings, just chik'n hating.   2004-10-25 12:15:55
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   I think Nate should go to the gig and confront Zom-zom-zom, or maybe he is too chicken?
Perhaps he should check out the eggs-its to make sure of a quick getaway.....
  2004-10-25 11:59:13
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   Eggs-tremely happy to see this is back in its rightful place, being discussed by the great and good of Gigposters.com
Poster of the year?
  2004-10-25 11:54:54
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Nope! I mean Yup!   2004-10-25 11:14:17
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   stop with the self promotion...for someone who hates this poster you sure do keep bringing the motherfucker up.   2004-10-25 11:13:27
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Beany was too kind, Woody was a real asshole.
Heckle and Jeckel, now those were some birds.
  2004-10-25 11:12:34
kpelletSend kpellet a message :   Whoa, there are a lotta posts. I used to watch Woody Woodpecker after school religiously. Beany and Cecil was better, but Woody still was great.   2004-10-25 11:02:45
jasoncrossSend jasoncross a message :   what a piece of shit :sly:   2004-10-25 10:59:00
danielpwilliamsSend danielpwilliams a message :   the reason fo veagan. :(   2004-10-25 10:54:06
SwitchSend Switch a message :   which came first...the chicken or zom-zom?   2004-10-25 10:52:09
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Well done people. Now why stop at 400? Go for 500!!!!
CHI-CKEN! CHI-CKEN! CHI-CKEN!
  2004-10-25 10:49:57
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   Nate is good-people. I'll vouch.   2004-10-25 10:45:12
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   Here's to the possibility to what an asshole could have drawn! :mrgreen:   2004-10-25 10:44:28
KurtSend Kurt a message :   Any Toni Braxton fans in the house?   2004-10-25 10:44:19
RobSend Rob a message :   clinton said:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
  2004-10-25 10:42:42
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   I smell something good!   2004-10-25 10:42:11
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   only a few more and we hit a record I think.   2004-10-25 10:40:58
RobSend Rob a message :   when asked why the chicken crossed the road, ken starr replied:
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road, until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations, have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.).
  2004-10-25 10:38:39
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Nate may be a good person, who knows.
I do know that this chik'n poster sucks.
  2004-10-25 10:38:29
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   How original.   2004-10-25 10:37:42
bathroom monkeySend bathroom monkey a message :   lets focus on tur-duck-ens. i mean a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken, is atleast three times cooler than just a chicken.
btw, Nate is good people. I have a dump truck stencile of his hanging in my house, good stuff.
  2004-10-25 10:37:38
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I think I'm gonna make a roast chicken for dinner tonight.   2004-10-25 10:37:19
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   That sounds nauseating.   2004-10-25 10:37:10
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   I hope Jamba starts serving their pumpkin smoothies soon.   2004-10-25 10:34:25
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Yeah, me too. I'll post it when it's done.
So, how is everybody? I'm just fine.
  2004-10-25 10:32:52
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I am eager to see the poster zom-zom is having made.   2004-10-25 10:26:26
EdGossageSend EdGossage a message :   I dont care about this poster or the comotion it caused, BUT i like Nate, hes top notch, and i thought i would do my part on getting this to 400.   2004-10-25 10:21:47
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   same here, gonna down some food here in a few moments.
hope it's chicken.
  2004-10-25 10:20:14
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I think I could eat a whole one o'them KFC game day buckets of chicken.
Man, I got a powerful hunger today.
  2004-10-25 10:18:29
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   chik fil a   2004-10-25 10:00:13
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   19 more!
400! 400! 400!
DO IT PEOPLE!!!
  2004-10-25 09:59:55
Milly BarnardSend Milly Barnard a message :   I dreamt about the chicken last night....   2004-10-25 09:58:22
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   Don't forget the chicken.   2004-10-25 08:35:59
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   This thread still eggs-tant?   2004-10-24 13:39:29
ZELIGSend ZELIG a message :   Eggs-actley what I was thinki . . . Christ, I'm putting the gun my mouth now.   2004-10-24 06:10:04
Thee AlexSend Thee Alex a message :   Eggs-ellent   2004-10-24 06:06:02
connor13Send connor13 a message :   die gay chicken. die.   2004-10-22 17:04:47
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   wrong again.
It's Howie Mandell.
  2004-10-22 17:03:53
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   no. it's one of those foam children's bath sponges.   2004-10-22 17:02:04
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   I don't think that it's an oven mitt. I would guess that it's a toaster cozy.   2004-10-22 17:01:12
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   oh and i think this should be the next flash game.   2004-10-22 16:58:44
slidingpastSend slidingpast a message :   i've finally realized what the hell this thing is, it's an oven mit.   2004-10-22 16:56:02
danieldangerSend danieldanger a message :   every time i see this i think the chicken is like, mesmorized by something floating in front of it. and whatever that is, is the little reflections in his eyes.   2004-10-22 16:53:50
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Since three of my bands names are on said chik'n, I hereby authorize anyone to create shirts, panties, cummerbunds or monocles with the offending chik'n image on it.
I was told that it was my chik'n now, so be it.
Sell them at the show, that would be sweet.
  2004-10-22 16:49:35
ryanaugustSend ryanaugust a message :   I've become very fond of the chicken after looking at it in the comments section non-stop for the past few days.   2004-10-22 15:16:12
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   i believe this chicken could be the next smoking bunny.
i see stickers, t-shirts, vinyl toys and more in it's future. bow mortals. bow before your new master.
  2004-10-22 13:47:58
paganSend pagan a message :   I think the chicken should be pooping out the name Rifle Sport!   2004-10-22 13:45:39
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   the chicken rests for no man.   2004-10-22 13:42:57
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   everyone needs a little rest.   2004-10-22 13:42:26
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   wtf? 3 pages of comments with no chicken? You guys are slipping.   2004-10-22 13:41:29
paganSend pagan a message :   Seripop said fucking to me! Dirty talk, I like it.
Can this Chicken be GP mascot?
  2004-10-22 13:12:40
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   no, withremote did the layout on that poster with my illo on it, he should have known better.
Legal action is in order.
and seripop called you a fucking idiot.
  2004-10-22 13:09:41
paganSend pagan a message :   Seripop just called me an IDIOT! I prefer a little hyper, but idiot has a ring to it.............
Poulatarian, You wanna do me huh? Cool, just PM me later. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 DWITT 2004-10-22 12:58:40  I think I was ripped off.
http://www.gigposters.com/posters.php?poster=32122
DWITT is taking full responsibility for the chicken episode!
  2004-10-22 13:07:06
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I think I was ripped off.
http://www.gigposters.com/posters.php?poster=32122
  2004-10-22 12:58:40
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   Cluck Cluck!
Blasphemer!!!
  2004-10-22 12:41:04
mnottSend mnott a message :   chicken peckers   2004-10-22 12:40:09
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   As a practicing santero, I believe that this chicken needs to be sacrificed to encourage the satisfaction of the spirits invoked.   2004-10-22 12:39:35
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   i have to look at it.
per the religion of the divine Chicken, i must look towards the Chicken and pray, 5 times a day.
"oooohhmmmmmmm. cluck cluck. oooohhmmmmmm."
  2004-10-22 12:33:37
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   we can get this to 400 as long as we can bear looking at it...c'mon guys, you have it in you!!!   2004-10-22 12:32:17
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   CoCo™ is a false idol. Just a stupid kitten.
Chicken's eyes can see through time. Its beak can crumble mountains. Its talons will crush all in its path. It's feathers can comfort the world, and let it be known that the Chicken is risen, and it is good.
  2004-10-22 12:30:13
dspringSend dspring a message :   "the chicken is my new god."
Oh shit, CoCo™ is gonna be pissed! :|
I'm building an Ark as we speak.
  2004-10-22 12:27:13
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Mornin' Murph!   2004-10-22 12:26:26
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   i disagree. i think the chicken is whimsical and i could look at it all day. thanks for 'bumping' it everyone.
the chicken is my new god.
  2004-10-22 12:22:49
MURPHYSend MURPHY a message :   "i am really tired of seeing this thing "
I agree
  2004-10-22 12:21:04
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   wait...I think the chicken is starting to tell me something.   2004-10-22 12:16:04
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Mornin' Mike King!
Blah blah blah blah blah!
  2004-10-22 12:15:09
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   The Seagull perches on the Steeple in the rain.   2004-10-22 12:15:00
mike kingSend mike king a message :   isnt this over yet? i am really tired of seeing this thing hi richie   2004-10-22 12:13:34
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   shit i was up at 6:30am! I hate.   2004-10-22 12:07:40
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   chicken fried humor with a side of sarcasm?   2004-10-22 12:00:09
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   MORNIN RICHIE!!
what's for breakfast?
  2004-10-22 11:57:41
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Mornin' everyone.   2004-10-22 11:43:44
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Change the text and this could very easily be a Metallica poster.   2004-10-22 11:32:29
kozikSend kozik a message :   but only over the outside of his tan highwater courderoys.   2004-10-22 11:32:29
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Dave Mayer always wears clean underwear when he goes out.   2004-10-22 11:31:33
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   You can bang some guy's wife if you have 2 red sox tix. other that that - not much   2004-10-22 11:24:49
nemotronSend nemotron a message :   so... what did i miss?   2004-10-22 11:22:08
ENothingSend ENothing a message :   "Over, buh-GAWK!"   2004-10-22 11:20:04
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   she sure ran funny.   2004-10-22 11:19:22
kozikSend kozik a message :   yes it played Jack's Wife.   2004-10-22 11:16:36
KurtSend Kurt a message :   Look at aerosmith, they are old guys now and still rockin!   2004-10-22 11:16:34
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   Was this chicken featured in The Shining?   2004-10-22 11:11:06
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Phish sucks   2004-10-22 11:05:45
scott campbellSend scott campbell a message :   fuck this poster   2004-10-22 11:04:29
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   I think my couch has feathers in it. But I can't be certain.   2004-10-22 11:03:08
tanxxxSend tanxxx a message :   please... stop !   2004-10-22 11:02:33
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   400 - do it !   2004-10-22 11:00:22
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I feel confident we can hit the 400 mark today.   2004-10-22 10:40:30
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   better make it unique or he can sue for copyright.   2004-10-22 10:36:11
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Well I'm not paying the artist a grand for usage on a chicken that I'm not fond of in the first place. But I'm no thief, so I'll draw my own damn chicken. But I don't know if I'm capable of drawing a chicken as ugly as this one. ;)   2004-10-22 10:34:43
standardSend standard a message :   but cafepress does such quality work....   2004-10-22 10:28:22
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   you would have to pay or get the permission of the artist, a one time merch usage fee for a shirt runs about a grand.
  2004-10-22 10:23:07
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   The new Minnesota State Bird.   2004-10-22 10:16:47
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   How much will it cost me to get this ugly fucking chicken poster made into a t-shirt. I'm going to sell them at the show. Cost estimates! I need cost estimates!   2004-10-22 10:06:38
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Pearl Jam sucks.   2004-10-22 09:49:49
Beto RamirezSend Beto Ramirez a message :   Wow! This is the most commented poster i've ever seen. :o   2004-10-22 09:47:19
seripopSend seripop a message :   how "known" a band is is fuckin' irealevant   2004-10-22 09:23:03
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   to be fair. when someone says dokken, we all know the band. maybe the music isnt our taste, but they are like, a known band.
  2004-10-22 09:21:10
seripopSend seripop a message :   pagan is officially a fucking idiot.   2004-10-22 09:15:44
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   BAWK BAWK!!   2004-10-22 09:12:24
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   poulsdfkhsdflkjbns...douchebag, part 2.
Why the hell am I douchebag? I wasn't calling people names. I was just having fun with Pagan who got all upiddy and cluckiddy needing to "understand"
  2004-10-22 09:09:42
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   There are 309 comments on this poster...is it a record yet?   2004-10-22 09:09:03
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Pagen Writes: I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we Swauk :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :P :P :lol: 8) :mrgreen:   2004-10-22 08:44:56
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   fibercon.   2004-10-22 06:38:01
PunchgutSend Punchgut a message :   shadupalready   2004-10-21 22:32:46
goad74Send goad74 a message :   This poster is an insult to three year olds everywhere ...wait, what? No more comments? Fuck.
All right I take it back.
  2004-10-21 22:27:26
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Clay is sick and may die. Don't bother him, let him sleep. I've decided no one may even look at this poster ever again, let alone comment on it. That's it. It's over. Fini. Okay, go.   2004-10-21 22:23:13
MossSend Moss a message :   I nominate it for poster of the week--- Clay?   2004-10-21 22:19:14
msaputoSend msaputo a message :   Best. Poster. Ever.   2004-10-21 22:09:35
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   My life just got better, as if that was possible.   2004-10-21 21:07:30
kozikSend kozik a message :   as a prize you are awarded a new name... JIB-JAB   2004-10-21 21:05:30
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I win!   2004-10-21 20:59:34
nickSend nick a message :   299...   2004-10-21 20:59:14
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   I like these bands as well. I will be flying in from NYC to see the show. (also, mom would like to see me for thanksgiving ;) )
Zom is a cool guy, as are the members of all of these bands. Zom plays a mean guitar, it's always great to see TT bang on the drums, Arcwelder are always a good time, fuck all of these bands are good and fun. This will be a great show. Rifle Sport is a legend in the Entry. I believe that they have played there more times than any other band.
  2004-10-21 20:07:19
dustin wallaceSend dustin wallace a message :   i like these bands. i wish i could go.   2004-10-21 19:55:14
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I am also in Rifle Sport.   2004-10-21 19:43:09
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I'm a member of Ridle Sport now.
I think this poster is great.
  2004-10-21 19:36:09
tanxxxSend tanxxx a message :   I couldn't see an alive chicken anymore. Yes, Thinkmule, let's kill him.   2004-10-21 19:35:50
tysonkreftSend tysonkreft a message :   i'm with thinkmule... let's kill this. please!   2004-10-21 19:32:34
thinkmuleSend thinkmule a message :   I wish this chicken would DIE DIE DIE>>>>>   2004-10-21 19:29:05
8ballSend 8ball a message :   I think it's too late for you, Andy..
:dance: :dance:
  2004-10-21 19:14:14
andydieselSend andydiesel a message :   8ball- you gotta stop doing that *Doosh**Doosh* thing, i'm gonna have that stuck in my head all night now.   2004-10-21 19:11:21
andydieselSend andydiesel a message :   Jesus fucking christ, this is way more than ridiculous.   2004-10-21 19:09:51
8ballSend 8ball a message :   *DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH* :dance: :dance: :dance:   2004-10-21 19:09:21
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   I have yet to read a single comment by Zom Zom that makes me think he is a douchbag.   2004-10-21 19:07:34
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   I agree with Melia because she is both smart and cool.   2004-10-21 19:06:33
meliaSend melia a message :   "After reading the comments, I think this poster fits Rifle Sport perfectly."
i'm with 8ball.
withremote's attitude sucks ass, and it will come back to bite him eventually.
this poster sucks ass, which is perfect for the band (as represented here).
zom-zom is a total douchebag.
poulsdfkhsdflkjbns...douchebag, part 2.
philaarts is my hero.
  2004-10-21 19:03:08
altieriSend altieri a message :   Ooo! I'm number 284! I am using for the Daily number!   2004-10-21 18:12:07
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   I suppose that depends on whether it's a hen or a rooster.   2004-10-21 17:50:44
kozikSend kozik a message :   does the chicken have a penis?   2004-10-21 17:48:32
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   awwww . . . that statement made me feel bad about myself for posting on GigPosters.   2004-10-21 17:44:33
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   brownthing Joined: 26 Jan 2004 Posts: 36 Location: minneapolism Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 49 pm    Post subject: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ a good read indeed.... that chicken thing is truly crapulent. don't care much for any of his other stuff either.
i stopped submitting my prints at gigposters about a year ago cuz of the drama mutha-fucken b.s. that goes on... the site is overrun with wannabes and poseur hacks. not worth the mental energy dump to even browse there more than once a month or so.
http://www.browncrap.com/
  2004-10-21 17:36:27
paganSend pagan a message :   Go to the board, got a few things to tell ya there   2004-10-21 17:35:17
SashSend Sash a message :   ~^~^~^~^~^~^~ <*><*><*><*>   2004-10-21 17:35:12
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   So far, in my Internet Message Board career, I've been called:
xom-xom dum-dum zim-zum bum-bum bom-bom bon-bon pom-pom
That's superdooperawesometothemax!
  2004-10-21 17:35:08
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I think the only reason this has gone on so long is because we all miss Art Chantry.   2004-10-21 17:33:19
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   More bile and venom!   2004-10-21 17:31:20
8ballSend 8ball a message :   After reading the comments, I think this poster fits Rifle Sport perfectly.   2004-10-21 17:23:25
paganSend pagan a message :   Dokken is old, he is not overly liked either, but the point is I do not know him nor hang with him, I know a Guitarist named Billy White who played in the Dokkens band, so your comments are much like you as a person, Stupid! I was answering a question from someone else, did not know it had to be answered to pom poms liking. You are old, and you are not known, you are nobody and full of shit. Have a nice day.   2004-10-21 17:23:20
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Please spell better when attempting to critique my funnies.   2004-10-21 17:19:53
John ASend John A a message :   Second verse, same as the first: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawk.
Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me.
Bawk, ba
  2004-10-21 17:19:27
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Please be funnier when attamptng to insult people.
Thank you.
The Management
  2004-10-21 17:19:00
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we talk"
Well, I'm sure no Don Dokken! (rhymes with Rockin'!) Fuckin A, dood, you got me there! You hang with Rock Royalty.
I'll bet they're older than me. Go crash your hog into a comic book shop, you old dork.
  2004-10-21 17:17:37
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Right now, withremote is convinced this is his most popular poster ever.
We're gonna pass 300 comments easy. Go Team!
  2004-10-21 17:16:00
8ballSend 8ball a message :   "As a chef, I dislike recipes that include garlic powder. "
For some reason, I'm reminded of the "dog food? I'll show him dog food!" chef from Caddyshack.
  2004-10-21 17:15:53
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   It's science. You can't argue with science.   2004-10-21 17:15:39
paganSend pagan a message :   pom pom, you are the fucking joke, wildly successful my ass never heard of you or your band(s) silly ass chicken represented bands are highly successful,HAW better take ya some depends on your next European tour pom pom.   2004-10-21 17:13:46
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Old people can't play music.
Scientifically proven fact.
Hurry up and die.
  2004-10-21 17:12:46
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   As a chef, I dislike recipes that include garlic powder.
That's an awful lot of work just to duplicate some hillbilly cooking.
  2004-10-21 17:11:34
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Never happened.   2004-10-21 17:10:12
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :    8ball 2004-10-21 15:45:44  If you love crispy chicken sandwiches - and especially if you don't live in the West - you'll want to try out this clone of the tasty Carl's Jr. creation. The recipe makes four of the addicting chicken sandwiches from the California-based chain, but will also come in handy for making a delicious homemade ranch dressing. Try using some lean turkey bacon, fat-free Swiss cheese, and fat-free mayonnaise if you feel like cutting back on the fat. Then you can eat two.
Ranch Dressing
1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons sour cream 1 tablespoon buttermilk 1 1/2 teaspoons white vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon parsley 1/8 teaspoon onion powder dash dill weed dash garlic powder dash ground black pepper 2 teaspoons hot water 1/2 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
6 to 8 cups vegetable shortening 1 egg 1 cup water 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 4 chicken breast fillets 4 sesame seed hamburger buns 4 lettuce leaves 4 tomato slices Kraft Swiss cheese Singles 8 slices bacon, cooked
1. Preheat 6 to 8 cups of shortening in a deep fryer to 350 degrees. If you don't have a deep fryer, you can also pan fry using a large frying pan and just a couple cups of shortening. 2. To prepare the ranch dressing, combine all of the ingredients except the water and gelatin in small bowl. Mix the water with the gelatin in a small cup until all of the gelatin is dissolved. Add this gelatin solution to the other ingredients and stir. Cover and chill the dressing until it's needed. 3. Beat the egg and then combine with 1 cup water in a small, shallow bowl. Stir. 4. Combine the flour, salt, paprika, onion powder and garlic powder in another shallow bowl. 5. Pound each of the breast fillets with a mallet until about 1/4-inch thick. Trim each breast fillet until it is round. 6. Working with one fillet at a time, first coat each fillet with the flour, then dredge it in the egg and water mixture. Coat the chicken once again in the flour and set it aside until all of the fillets have been coated. 7. Fry the chicken fillets for 8 to 12 minutes or until light brown and crispy. 8. As chicken is frying, prepare each sandwich by grilling the face of the hamburger buns on a hot skillet over medium heat. Spread about 1 1/2 teaspoons of the ranch dressing on the face of the top and bottom buns. 9. On the bottom bun, stack a leaf of lettuce and a tomato slice. 10. When the chicken is done frying, remove the fillets from the fryer and drain them on paper towels or a rack for a couple minutes. 11. Stack one fillet on the bottom of the sandwich (on top of the tomato), then stack a slice of the Swiss cheese onto the chicken. 12. Arrange the bacon, crosswise, on top of the Swiss cheese, then top off the sandwich with the top bun. Repeat the stacking process for each of the remaining sandwiches. Makes 4 sandwiches. This sounds fantastic 8ball. Thanks for sharing. :lol:
  2004-10-21 17:10:00
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Do you usually have a hard time realizing that you're being played?   2004-10-21 17:09:19
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   philfaarts, you seem to have some sort of problem with people aging and continuing to do things that they love to do. Again, I'm 46. I still play in bands because:
a) I love to do it. b) I still can do it. c) People still are entertained by my music.
Instead of getting all embarassingly ageist on us, why don't you just "let it go" that there are people my age still playing in current, cool, and innovative bands? I saw a "comment on this poster" link. I commented on it. I wasn't very mean. It snowballed into a very lovely disaster. You enjoy reading and contributing to this.
And "pagan", "wildly successful" is exactly what I call my Career in Rock. I've been able to tour all over the US and Europe. I've played music that I like and make in front of thousands of people. If you really believe that this piddly poster deal is of much concern to me, you're simply part of the joke yourself.
I shall continue to age, just as each and every one of you is doing at more or less the same rate as me. Personally, I'm not going out complacent, retired and relaxed.
My God you people, it's all been a Big Fucking Hoot, hasn't it?
  2004-10-21 17:03:17
paganSend pagan a message :   Poultrypunk, You really are fixing to get on my nerves, you do not know me but you are fixing too. I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we talk, so I am not as ignorant as you may want to make me appear. It is funny how you would call me kid, is that your feable attempt to talk down to me, make it your last else our conversations will be up to what I call par. If you do not want me to go off on you shut the fuck up you are talking to a 38 year old man, not a kid. Who the hell are you anyways?   2004-10-21 17:01:16
doggydoodleSend doggydoodle a message :   oh fuck!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:   2004-10-21 16:19:04
8ballSend 8ball a message :   If you love crispy chicken sandwiches - and especially if you don't live in the West - you'll want to try out this clone of the tasty Carl's Jr. creation. The recipe makes four of the addicting chicken sandwiches from the California-based chain, but will also come in handy for making a delicious homemade ranch dressing. Try using some lean turkey bacon, fat-free Swiss cheese, and fat-free mayonnaise if you feel like cutting back on the fat. Then you can eat two.
Ranch Dressing
1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons sour cream 1 tablespoon buttermilk 1 1/2 teaspoons white vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon parsley 1/8 teaspoon onion powder dash dill weed dash garlic powder dash ground black pepper 2 teaspoons hot water 1/2 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
6 to 8 cups vegetable shortening 1 egg 1 cup water 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 4 chicken breast fillets 4 sesame seed hamburger buns 4 lettuce leaves 4 tomato slices Kraft Swiss cheese Singles 8 slices bacon, cooked
1. Preheat 6 to 8 cups of shortening in a deep fryer to 350 degrees. If you don't have a deep fryer, you can also pan fry using a large frying pan and just a couple cups of shortening. 2. To prepare the ranch dressing, combine all of the ingredients except the water and gelatin in small bowl. Mix the water with the gelatin in a small cup until all of the gelatin is dissolved. Add this gelatin solution to the other ingredients and stir. Cover and chill the dressing until it's needed. 3. Beat the egg and then combine with 1 cup water in a small, shallow bowl. Stir. 4. Combine the flour, salt, paprika, onion powder and garlic powder in another shallow bowl. 5. Pound each of the breast fillets with a mallet until about 1/4-inch thick. Trim each breast fillet until it is round. 6. Working with one fillet at a time, first coat each fillet with the flour, then dredge it in the egg and water mixture. Coat the chicken once again in the flour and set it aside until all of the fillets have been coated. 7. Fry the chicken fillets for 8 to 12 minutes or until light brown and crispy. 8. As chicken is frying, prepare each sandwich by grilling the face of the hamburger buns on a hot skillet over medium heat. Spread about 1 1/2 teaspoons of the ranch dressing on the face of the top and bottom buns. 9. On the bottom bun, stack a leaf of lettuce and a tomato slice. 10. When the chicken is done frying, remove the fillets from the fryer and drain them on paper towels or a rack for a couple minutes. 11. Stack one fillet on the bottom of the sandwich (on top of the tomato), then stack a slice of the Swiss cheese onto the chicken. 12. Arrange the bacon, crosswise, on top of the Swiss cheese, then top off the sandwich with the top bun. Repeat the stacking process for each of the remaining sandwiches. Makes 4 sandwiches.
  2004-10-21 15:45:44
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I know the singer from Mom's Donkey Show.
He saw this and said it was really crappy.
Then he said something else about some other stuff that is none of your business.
  2004-10-21 15:45:03
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Come on Pegan. ...Sorry people, but wildly successful people in the music industry do not have this sort of problem of venues stepping on them, lots of bands demand that they approve the posters. How the hell would you know what successful people in rock think about this sort of thing? Your talkin chicken crap again kid. Please list the rock stars you've discussed this with. Please list phone numbers as well so I can chat them up.   2004-10-21 15:42:50
TBMSend TBM a message :   What are the friggin' odds.....after all this dang discussion, of which I have ignored most...the gul-dern chicken pops up on my random.
Mother-clucker poultry.
  2004-10-21 15:10:32
paganSend pagan a message :   I do not think that I understand...This Zom Zom said "My Career in Rock has been wildly successful" Sorry people, but wildly successful people in the music industry do not have this sort of problem of venues stepping on them, lots of bands demand that they approve the posters. I refuse to believe what is said until post number 300!   2004-10-21 15:06:30
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   the comments section is now 100% chicken!   2004-10-21 13:00:54
KurtSend Kurt a message :   he said what?!?   2004-10-21 13:00:51
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   the comments section is now 100% chicken!   2004-10-21 13:00:50
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Those eyes... they fucking follow me around the room!
STOP IT!!! GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  2004-10-21 12:57:05
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I picture them more as steak and potato type people...I however had drumsticks last night.   2004-10-21 12:49:01
RobSend Rob a message :   but i bet they eat chicken...so this poster has everything to do with the band.
this poster is a success!!
  2004-10-21 12:47:27
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   not this chicken, not enough meat.   2004-10-21 12:43:42
RobSend Rob a message :   i bet every member of the band eats chicken.   2004-10-21 12:40:52
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   the crustacean   2004-10-21 12:37:36
RobSend Rob a message :   which came first, the chicken or the egg?   2004-10-21 12:36:48
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   "if the band hates it you fail" correct, I totally agree with this statement.   2004-10-21 12:34:33
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   "poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed "
10000000% correct.
  2004-10-21 12:18:12
John ASend John A a message :   Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me   2004-10-21 12:12:58
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   I'm sure they'll put it up and as long as someone put a little passion into their work, I won't chirp about it.   2004-10-21 11:57:20
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   so when are you gonna post the poster that the band gave its stamp o approval?   2004-10-21 11:51:59
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   i just think this could have been done in a more professional manner.
>AGREED. Someone should have contacted the band before making a poster for their show.
i have been in this situation on both sides, i would have never done this publically.
>The poster was posted publically. Then we all saw it. Then Zom made his comment. Then the artist took a big chicken shit on zom (For the second time)
Here's a question, did the band have a look at the poster before it went up?
>No. Nobody told the band they were doing the poster. The club never asked the band anything. Some person was going on vacation and thus, wanted to get it done before they left.
If I were in a band I'd at least want to have a look at the advertisement for my band before it gets spread around the city
>RIGHT. That would have been a nice option.
...rather than have it be a surprise. If the band didn't bother then how is it the poster maker's fault?
> ? The band never new someone took the chicken by the beak and started the poster.
Also, the poster doesn't go with the band? C'mon, that can be said for about 85% of the posters posted.
>Doesn't matter that the poster doesn't *match* the bands as much as the artist spent two seconds making a chicken-shit poster. That's the point here.... That and it's too much fun to watch you everyone SQWAUK! SQWAUK SQWAUK!
  2004-10-21 11:38:54
John ASend John A a message :   If you cut off the head, the body will die.   2004-10-21 11:26:49
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   Here's a question, did the band have a look at the poster before it went up? If I were in a band I'd at least want to have a look at the advertisement for my band before it gets spread around the city rather than have it be a surprise. If the band didn't bother then how is it the poster maker's fault?
Also, the poster doesn't go with the band? C'mon, that can be said for about 85% of the posters posted.
  2004-10-21 11:25:48
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   i agree chole. i failed in the eyes of the band. but i dont think that was what they intended to do.
i just think this could have been done in a more professional manner.
i have been in this situation on both sides, i would have never done this publically.
  2004-10-21 11:24:20
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   I think Nate was trying to help too...
Just didn't take criticism well...
At all.
Carry on...
  2004-10-21 11:22:37
seripopSend seripop a message :   i agree the venue was trying to help doesmn't change that this is a shitty poster that has zero to do with the music or the fact that the artist has a wack "fuck the bands" 'tude poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed
  2004-10-21 11:20:23
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Clearly this poster displays proof that both the artist AND the venue have it in for these bands and will stop at nothing to ensure thier complete and utter failure.
REALEASE THE POULTRY!!!
  2004-10-21 11:20:00
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   bottom line.
do you think the venue or the artist had the intent to help the gig or hurt it?
so, things didnt work out. but they tried to do something positive to help, not hurt.
guess when they do their 35 year reunion they will play the target center instead and wont have to worry about little clubs.
  2004-10-21 11:17:31
seripopSend seripop a message :   well when the band playing is local generally they prefer to take care of thier own shit   2004-10-21 11:09:24
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   stupid venues. always trying to promote their shows. backstabbing fucks!!!   2004-10-21 11:05:27
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   if i had a band and was 60, i would stop touring.
if someone did a poster i didnt like, i would contact the artist and the venue privately instead of having a pissfest for the world to see.
  2004-10-21 11:04:44
seripopSend seripop a message :   pagan- that's not really how it works often even if a band DOES take care of getting posters made the venue will make other ones and often it sucks everyone in my band is an artist so we usually have one of us take care of posters BUT sometimes the club goes ahead behind our backs   2004-10-21 11:03:55
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Now i'm repeating myself. :mrgreen:   2004-10-21 10:44:16
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   if I had a band I would oversee the posters...
But you don't have a band I guess. So it does not matter what you'd do. You don't know how you'd respond because you are not in zom's shoes. So don't act all high and mighty like you know what the hell your talking about poster-child. Zom is hot. Not to mention an excellent dancer. Very much like David Bowie i'd have to say. Who i'd much rather be talking about right now. He's Thin, beautiful and married to an amazing woman. Yes, both zom and bowie.
  2004-10-21 10:40:16
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   if I had a band I would oversee the posters...
But you don't have a band I guess. So it does not matter what you'd do. You don't know how you'd respond because you are not in zom's shoes. So don't act all high and mighty like you know what the hell your talking about poster-child. Zom is hot. Not to mention an excellent dancer. Very much like David Bowie i'd have to say. Who i'd much rather be talking about right now. He's Thin, beautiful and married to an amazing woman. Yes, both zom and bowie.
  2004-10-21 10:39:34
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   if I had a band I would oversee the posters...
But you don't have a band I guess. So it does not matter what you'd do. You don't know how you'd respond because you are not in zom's shoes. So don't act all high and mighty like you know what the hell your talking about poster-child. Zom is hot. Not to mention an excellent dancer. Very much like David Bowie i'd have to say. Who i'd much rather be talking about right now. He's Thin, beautiful and married to an amazing woman. Yes, both zom and bowie.
  2004-10-21 10:36:15
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   i think that withremote and zom zom should have a dance off to see who wins.
im picking withremote since he isnt like 70 years old.
  2004-10-21 10:16:18
paganSend pagan a message :   Your right my band is not on there, if I had a band I would oversee the posters and not depend on a venue to make my decision, and then complain about it. That is my opinion on the subject.   2004-10-21 10:07:11
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   But it does not have your bands name on it. So it does not matter if love this stupiduglychickenbird. The birdy needs to deepfry babe, deep fry.   2004-10-21 09:59:16
paganSend pagan a message :   I like the chicken, I have befriended it and embrace its place on earth.   2004-10-21 09:11:59
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Kill the chickenbird   2004-10-21 09:02:23
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   I say what I want, and I do it, do it, do it in your face.
ya fuggin' pricks ya.
  2004-10-21 01:46:18
ZELIGSend ZELIG a message :   Shouldn't that be "Fuck Yous Guys", Yankee?   2004-10-21 01:06:02
Brendan JordanSend Brendan Jordan a message :   Fuck all y'all. I win :!:   2004-10-21 01:03:08
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   fuck you Jeph. GO SOX!!!!
zom-zom wins.
  2004-10-21 00:48:15
JephSend Jeph a message :   I'm not reading all this...none of you are worth it.   2004-10-20 23:30:49
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   Has any poster ever had this many comments?   2004-10-20 23:28:23
kozikSend kozik a message :   mayer PMd me he wants to use the chicken as a cock hat.   2004-10-20 23:11:51
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   how are you, Jeremy?   2004-10-20 22:31:56
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   Hey, how's The Religion Program art coming?   2004-10-20 22:31:31
thinkmuleSend thinkmule a message :   hi.   2004-10-20 22:29:55
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   wow.
A Daego reference on gigposters.
The world just got a lot smaller.
  2004-10-20 22:23:08
tysonkreftSend tysonkreft a message :   ok it broke 200... let's put it to bed.
by the way... this turkey illo is fantastic!
  2004-10-20 21:16:23
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   Somoene should send Nate a certificate of achievement for cracking 200 comments.
Something to hang on the fridge.
  2004-10-20 20:31:31
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   200+
Excellent showing on your first appearance zom.
You mentioned that all chopper riders in Mpls were 300lbs, let's not forget about Daego. ;)
  2004-10-20 19:56:14
Eubanks09Send Eubanks09 a message :   That being said there is no way I reading all this shit... I remember reading somewhere that a one Mr. Goodtimes can sum things up nicely. If so, now is the time.   2004-10-20 19:49:21
Eubanks09Send Eubanks09 a message :   200!   2004-10-20 19:48:06
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Perhaps I need a newer monocle.   2004-10-20 19:27:30
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Your science textbook was written in 1923, thus out of date and flawed, you old codger.   2004-10-20 19:26:14
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   My science textbook has Choppers listed under Urban Hipster Dirtbag Wannabe ride. I'd rather wear my dress.   2004-10-20 19:18:12
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   Oilhjasdofi7qygwer~~!!!!
Oh shit! So fuckin' funny I had a spasm.
  2004-10-20 18:54:01
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   It's a scientifically proven fact that cafe racers are girly bikes.   2004-10-20 18:54:01
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   If you please.   2004-10-20 18:46:06
amy joSend amy jo a message :   so i probably shouldn't wear my chicken costume to this show then..   2004-10-20 18:45:40
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Yes, back to the flat-assed horror of a chicken. Unable to properly incubate the eggs, this ersatz-chicken miserably contemplates it's sad fate with bulging, bilious eyeballs and an empty flat nest.   2004-10-20 18:45:14
kozikSend kozik a message :   I have a pimped rigid chopper and a pimped Ducati 749 and I say this chicken drawing sucks diseased hyena ass.
plus withremote will rat you out to the man.
  2004-10-20 18:42:46
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   ...And the cafe-racer="chick" comment was a good insult?
I believe my "weak" comeback was of the same quality.
Unless of course, you are in poor physical shape and I hit a raw nerve. In which case, I'm sorry.
  2004-10-20 18:32:11
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   A-Rod is pregnant and will be sitting as well...   2004-10-20 17:59:40
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   jeter sprained his ankle and is not playing tonight   2004-10-20 17:54:11
slaterSend slater a message :   what is the comments a poster has had?   2004-10-20 17:43:09
slaterSend slater a message :   500+
c'mon let's make a record here.
  2004-10-20 17:42:39
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   There was nothign to take. I appreciate a good insult. Yours was weak.
See...you had to explain it to me. Weak.
  2004-10-20 17:40:42
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Ha, you can dish it out but you can't take it. This old dude is only here for laffs and chicken-bashing.
Average chopper-rider around these parts is a 300-pounder. That's why they ride those funny-looking bikes and trikes.
Breaking Circus, yeah, two Rifle Sport members were in that band, I did sound for 'em on tour. That's a band that'll never do a sad reunion though.
  2004-10-20 17:33:15
John ASend John A a message :   not a chicken or a quail at all. This is one of those crayoned "hand turkeys" that my kids used to come home with every year just prior to thanksgiving. :bang:   2004-10-20 17:31:22
GrzecaSend Grzeca a message :   Id kill to do a Breaking Circus poster if they ever did a show.   2004-10-20 17:27:40
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   That old dude couldn't keep up with me. I had to drop him.
He started making fat jokes, like I'm Jeph or some shit.
  2004-10-20 17:15:39
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   200 = Success!!
Richie and Zom need to get fired up.
I think Richie needs a Sparks.
  2004-10-20 17:09:15
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   WOW! 179 comments. This has far exceeded my expectations. I was a little worried when it stalled at 93 for a while...
Go for 200+
  2004-10-20 17:07:25
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Chopper-rider humour.   2004-10-20 17:04:27
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   OK. Now I grow weary of you. That last jab made no sense.
You are free to go.
  2004-10-20 16:53:26
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Okay, then I won't make fun of you being morbidly obese.   2004-10-20 16:50:04
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Oh fuck...a cafe racer. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were a chick.
I'll be gentler.
  2004-10-20 16:49:01
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I usually ride my Moto-Guzzi. Cafe-style. I like to go around curves without shuddering.
I'm still riding it, and have been since April. Plenty of riding time around here, and after that it's beautiful snow.
  2004-10-20 16:47:01
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   I've got it.
zom-zom can pay Richie to build the chopper then they can ride out to meet each other in Denver or something and they can exchange zingers over afternoon tea, and it can be webcast so we all can enjoy it LIVE!
  2004-10-20 16:46:38
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   If you have so much money then you should build a chopper. You could probably even ride it one week out of the year when you have summer.   2004-10-20 16:44:43
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Nope. I came here to comment on a craptastic poster that had my band(s) name(s) on it.
I'm on enough Internet Message Boards to entertain myself between making fistfulls of money and playing in Rock Bands.
I probably won't stick around to chat about comic books and stuff with you.
  2004-10-20 16:42:14
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I say when this grows tiresome. You're new here. It's my call really. I am the cat and you are the ball of yarn.
You haven't been properly broken in yet.
  2004-10-20 16:40:17
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   Richie, you're not that trendy. You shared a table with me at Flastock2, remember?
  2004-10-20 16:37:48
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   This grows tiresome.   2004-10-20 16:37:20
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I am ultra trendy. Ask Kozik. He'll tell you.   2004-10-20 16:34:41
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   They sure can be, but this one won't. Visit flyover land and see.
And no, of course I don't know much about you. Nothing really. Same with you. You know nothing about me.
Now, can we get back to the making fun of each other?
Anyways, choppers, yeah I liked them when I was in Jr. High. Back when Real Bikers made them and rode them. Not when West Coast Choppers and all the rich fucking stars decided they needed Chopper Jewelry. I wrench my own bikes, no choppers involved.
  2004-10-20 16:32:38
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Band reunions are embarrassingly sad but I didn't say that.
And what do you really know about me anyways? Not too much, apparently.
  2004-10-20 16:27:00
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   A Chopper? Man, that's like, embarassingly trendy. Do yourself a favour and get a non-cartoon bike that steers and rides properly.
That or a GTO.. well, I suppose that depends on exactly how much of a testosterone-depletion you are experiencing.
  2004-10-20 16:23:11
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Works great. Thanks for asking. I can't decide whether I wanna buy this GTO or build a chopper.
Life is hard.
  2004-10-20 16:03:16
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   So, how's that working out for you?
Personally, I like hard work. But you, you live in the City of Hippies I see. Your mornings of Wake 'n Bake followed by hanging out at The Comic Book Shoppe are going to get you nowhere fast. Or slowly.
  2004-10-20 16:02:03
standardSend standard a message :   Well, I was sort of hoping "Tom-Tom" would catch on, but so be it.   2004-10-20 15:54:04
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Cause see...what I do is...I use my brain to figure out how to reap maximum reward with minimum work.
Thats called using your brain. I'm all about leisure.
  2004-10-20 15:53:27
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   That's right, all these Arteests ply their craft for sheer glory and the occassional Chicken Parlour.   2004-10-20 15:52:20
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Hardworking people with brains is an oxymoron.   2004-10-20 15:51:21
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "Hi, zom-zom. you can call me Tom-Tom."
I can, but I won't. How about Standard Issue?
  2004-10-20 15:51:10
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   Remember zom... These boys work for free.
I'd be all crabby and sassy too. :mrgreen:
  2004-10-20 15:50:43
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Nope, one of those mid-westerners with "brains".
Real hard working types out here.
  2004-10-20 15:50:21
standardSend standard a message :   Hi, zom-zom. you can call me Tom-Tom.   2004-10-20 15:49:58
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Oh. You're one of them people with 'politics.'   2004-10-20 15:48:36
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I don't recognize myself as a "full" one either.   2004-10-20 15:47:53
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Either one. I don't even really recognize you as a full citizen of America.   2004-10-20 15:46:44
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Which coast? The shitty one or the shitty-but-not-as-sucky East Coast? Your choice.
  2004-10-20 15:45:57
dspringSend dspring a message :   "With proper discipline, "fun" is not necessary."
Is this some kinda tantric thing?
...are you Sting?
  2004-10-20 15:36:20
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Who cares if I saw them. Sound like a bunch of pussies to me.
It's definitely that mid west thing. You guys never got anything right. You shoulda moved to a coast and doen something.
  2004-10-20 15:31:15
dspringSend dspring a message :   Bought Songs About Fucking, listened to it, never got into it. Maybe I was expecting something different from the album, I remember reading about it in Pus-Zone in Thrasher, that is what lead me to get it, got a great review.   2004-10-20 15:29:27
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "Pussy and shit"?
Did you ever see them? Opposite of "pussy and shit". I'm starting to get really worked up now. Gosh.
  2004-10-20 15:28:23
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Who told Mayer? How the fuck did you know that Dave?   2004-10-20 15:28:21
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Albini's lyrics were col and all with Big Black...but the band was kinda like...pussy and shit. Must be a mid west thing.   2004-10-20 15:26:27
8ballSend 8ball a message :   phila got it..   2004-10-20 15:24:37
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I'm starting to get pretty bent out of shape that you didn't like Big Black now. What is wrong with you?   2004-10-20 15:23:47
RobSend Rob a message :   mind sirens   2004-10-20 15:23:15
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   With proper discipline, "fun" is not necessary.   2004-10-20 15:22:52
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   sockeye   2004-10-20 15:22:06
dspringSend dspring a message :   I'm 36, I am not Kool with the Kids...
relax, it's a fucking poster you are so bent out of shape about it I was having some fun, you remember what fun is grandpa or should I say faggot?... (your words not mine)
Yeah, there must have been something wrong with me since I did not like Big Black... :roll: not my bag, I liked other bands instead.
Keep on rockin' like Dokken
  2004-10-20 15:19:43
shane mSend shane m a message :   Mr. Kozik,
Is the chickens butt flatter than my illustrations butt, on poster=36813
  2004-10-20 15:16:07
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   One of my favorite songs ever is called 'Steve Albini Fucked Pac Man.'
I'd wager than there's less than 5 people on here that can name the band.
  2004-10-20 15:15:05
seripopSend seripop a message :   man when i was 17 i was so into big black that i woulda have given albini a tongue bath.....   2004-10-20 15:14:44
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I've come here on and off, thanks to DWITT's work, to check out other artists and their work. I've never commented on any other posters and felt no need to.
This involves me and my stuff so I did comment. A lot. What fun.
  2004-10-20 15:13:16
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   best comments thread in ages.
Thank you zom.
  2004-10-20 15:10:39
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "OUCH... sorry grandpa, I will be over here at the kids table."
See, this is the sort of shit-talk that will get you nowhere. You could replace "grandpa" with "faggot" or any other term that you would consider derogatory.
But obviously it's okay to talk down to someone based simply on their age. Ageism is Kool with the Kids, I guess. Funny, when I was a younger feller I looked up to the older dudes that did cool stuff when they were younger.
By the way, I'm not a grandpa, I'm not even a Pa.
You didn't like Big Black when you were 17? What's wrong with you?
  2004-10-20 15:09:12
kozikSend kozik a message :   unless it has a hidden concavity that flat butt negates successful egg warming.   2004-10-20 15:03:02
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   if this poster said on it "free wings with admission"
that would be like, a great promo.
  2004-10-20 14:56:33
dspringSend dspring a message :   OUCH... sorry grandpa, I will be over here at the kids table.
I bow to the King of Clever.
(just to appear even less clever, I will let you in on a secret... that is sarcasm - just like the sarcasm I used in previous comments - look it up, it's a real word.)
As far as Albini is concerned, he owes me $8 for a Big Black album I bought when I was 17 - didn't like it.
  2004-10-20 14:55:41
kozikSend kozik a message :   I think this chicken suffers from foetal alcohol syndrome with them big goggly googly eyes.
its also got a flat butt.
  2004-10-20 14:54:59
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   well.. i meant NOT AS GOOD AS RIFLE SPORT. i just figured that was a given.   2004-10-20 14:52:11
Pat. James LongoSend Pat. James Longo a message :   Someone should plate this chicken because it is done.   2004-10-20 14:51:12
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Not really.   2004-10-20 14:49:25
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   nirvana was a good band indeed.   2004-10-20 14:48:44
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "I set a record of cooking 18 quail with an arc welder, battered in flour and served with a brick layer cake.
Fuck Steve Albini, let's see him do that"
I give you a very low score for cleverness, with a bonus deletion of points for attempted Albini-Slagging, which is a sure sign of envy of this hard-working man's deserved successes.
  2004-10-20 14:47:10
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   way to lose your potential chicken loving fanbase.   2004-10-20 14:39:42
dspringSend dspring a message :   I set a record of cooking 18 quail with an arc welder, battered in flour and served with a brick layer cake.
Fuck Steve Albini, let's see him do that.
  2004-10-20 14:38:49
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Steve did a cover for our EP in 1985.
He also respects the way the French invented so many ways to cook chicken. This is a chicken. If you think otherwise, you are wrong. I know from quails.
  2004-10-20 14:34:36
ferg2001Send ferg2001 a message :   thanks   2004-10-20 14:33:14
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   dude from band hates poster   2004-10-20 14:31:30
ferg2001Send ferg2001 a message :   richie. i need a 5 word sum up please.   2004-10-20 14:30:33
steve wSend steve w a message :   Didn't Steve Albini design a record cover for Rifle Sport?   2004-10-20 14:26:30
dspringSend dspring a message :   Sorry, you are wrong, it's a quail.
Count the feathers on the wings if you don't believe me.
  2004-10-20 14:22:59
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   you guys voted in jesse ventura right?   2004-10-20 14:19:58
BrainiacSend Brainiac a message :   Yes, but how do you like your chicken?   2004-10-20 14:14:08
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I've got guns, I have hunted for many, many years. Never went quail hunting. I don't know any quail-hunters. I have seen quail though, and this looks nothing like a quail. It looks like a chicken, if it looks like any "real" bird at all.
I did work for First Avenue for four years, I know a bit how it works around there, but it's much, much worse now due to certain people being removed from their jobs.
We've always promoted our own shows, I guess that I didn't even think that they would just let anyone at all crank out a poster for our show. They could have asked us if we wanted one. Perhaps they should do this with all the bands.
And for you kids, "Rifle Sport" was the name of a "shooting gallery" and arcade that used to be in downtown Minneapolis. Our name has nothing to do with hunting.
  2004-10-20 14:09:33
RobSend Rob a message :   i think d maybe right.
this changes everything.
  2004-10-20 13:55:55
dspringSend dspring a message :   This is a quail isn't it. I mean you hunt quail - hence "Rifle Sport" not chickens. Now it fits the band...
You guys are all fucking wrong.
  2004-10-20 13:55:06
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   does this come with honey mustard sauce?   2004-10-20 13:38:19
wezzburlesqueSend wezzburlesque a message :   Alright, I've been following this thing from the get go. When I saw that rifle sport was booked in the entry, I knew that it was kind of a big deal. I've been going to that club for the past 12 or so years and working at or working with first ave for the past 4 or 5. I couldn't remember in that time when Rifle Sport had last played there. but from working there, I knew they were Minneapolis old school because one of their posters for an entry show, made by Flour, has been hanging in the booking office for years complete with serious yellowing. but I've also learned from working at first ave, that it is a complete dinosaur and many things are handled in a backwards ass manner. anyone who has worked there, or any local bands that have played there more than a couple times know this even if they love the club and the people that work there. Posters and other promo material have always been handled there in a mediocre to poor fashion. this is especially evident right now. first ave went from paying a whopping $20 a flyer to $0 for the people that do work for them regularly. anyone that does work for them is doing it pro-bono. this creates an enviornment where things like this can happen. right now, posters are handed out like chores and without any artistic guidance. Someone new came on without deep knowledge of Minneapolis rock history and handed out this work order with no mention of the shows significance. So I don't think withremote did any thing wrong necessarily by making this flyer, but I do think you should care what the band thinks of it. And you should be ready for this type of criticism on things that are admittedly dashed off. But to the band, I'm sure with your extensive history in Minneapolis, you are familiar with how first ave handles things, so it takes you right back to the old motto of if you want something done right, do it yourself. If you don't want first ave's in-house flyers circulating, you'll have to tell them that your own ad-mat will be coming. Otherwise, they'll treat it just like one of the other 300 shows that happen in the 7th st. entry every year.   2004-10-20 13:36:14
RobSend Rob a message :   bok-bok   2004-10-20 13:27:23
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I "let it go" a long, long time ago. Now I'm simply pecking at the chicken.
Can't I have any fun? That's what Rock Stars do, you know. Have fun.
And you know what? We are making our own poster. Flour has always done our posters. Check his artwork out, I uploaded an old poster under Rifle Sport.
I have very strong feelings and opinions regarding art. Isn't this a good place to directly confront an artist about his/her work? And, if the artwork somehow involves my art, shouldn't I be able to go on and on about it ad nauseum?
I'll be as repetitive as I like. Like a peckity-peck-pecking chicken, bobbing at bugs.
  2004-10-20 13:26:29
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   jimmys chicken shack?
all i know is i dont wanna piss off fisher. anything else is secondary.
plus richie is in a band. he can enlighten us.
rock poster?
  2004-10-20 13:25:59
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   I think he should keep saying it until people actualy start listening to him. having the opion of an actual band is a good perspective we don't always get around here.   2004-10-20 13:24:41
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Seriously...would this poster fit any band?   2004-10-20 13:23:53
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   its an election year.   2004-10-20 13:21:23
standardSend standard a message :   why is philaarts always backpedalling?   2004-10-20 13:20:41
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   dont get me wrong, he has everyright to say whatever he wants, but eventually, it gets a little repetitive.
forgive me zom zom. rock on brother.
  2004-10-20 13:15:48
ENothingSend ENothing a message :   I get it. cock, rooster. haw.   2004-10-20 13:15:11
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   I like Zom- Zom.   2004-10-20 13:14:00
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I don't see what's wrong with it....it's pretty cool.   2004-10-20 13:09:10
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   dude, fucking let it go.
dont rock stars have anything better to do? you made your point, you and the artist fought infront of the world... now, like go "rock out with your cock out" or whatever the fuck your band does.
and next time do you own flyer.
christ.
  2004-10-20 13:08:02
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   Oh God... I'm rolling. You're too funny.   2004-10-20 13:07:47
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I was also thinking about how the largest singular item on this poster is the chicken. If it was advertising chicken, I suppose that would be fine. But I should think that the band names should be larger than the chicken.
But they're not. They're a tiny footnote as it were.
"Come for the chicken, stay for the bands".
  2004-10-20 12:59:18
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   KILL THE RABBIT I mean bird :evil:   2004-10-18 13:25:05
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   because this debate decides the fate of that little bird!   2004-10-18 12:36:41
crodrodusSend crodrodus a message :   why did i just read all 90 comments????   2004-10-18 12:34:31
Cody PomeroySend Cody Pomeroy a message :   I don't get it.   2004-10-18 12:15:10
The PoulritarianSend The Poulritarian a message :   I could NOT believe my eyes when I saw this poster for THIS show.
Is someone calling first ave and requesting that they not use this!?!
The attitude of the artist is a bummer.
I am never eating bird again.
  2004-10-18 12:06:36
Pat. James LongoSend Pat. James Longo a message :   Odd poster. Sometimes on here "child like innocence” is hailed as genius. In this case someone from one of the bands (several of the bands as it were) hated the poster. In the end the bands are the client not the club. We are promoting the bands performance. This logic of “fuck what the band thinks” is what is wrong with the entire music industry. There would be no poster art, clubs or record labels if it were not for the music. Zom Zom should actually be able to say what ever he wants about this and how he feels should be the last word.   2004-10-18 10:19:29
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   DAMN!
The heat on this thread has cooked this chicken.
I can't wait to see it around town or GIANT in the venue.
Nate, humility isn't always bad. People respect it as much as good art. (sometimes)
  2004-10-18 09:56:54
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   oh. also. prehaps this could have been done not in front of the whole world.. alike the other poster this weekend that got pulled.
like, maybe im wrong. but certainly a few phone calls would have been ok.
when im wrong, i say im sorry and things usually get smoothed out.
im just sayin.
  2004-10-18 09:37:46
PlantweedSend Plantweed a message :   Withremote fucked this up. See, this is a big Touch & Go/Mlps/Albini-styled reunion. I don't know Kontrol Panel, but the other four bands have dozens of records between them. This show is screaming for some kind of midwest/industrial/farm-style poster, that's an obvious first idea. many other concepts would work too.
I like blackened chicken.
  2004-10-18 09:34:34
scott campbellSend scott campbell a message :   this poster sucks almost as bad as withremote's attitude. way to be consistent with your sucking.   2004-10-18 09:19:37
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   "I wont appoligise to you or any other member of the band. I'm proud of everything i post. If it's not of good enough quality to post in a public forum no one ever will see it. Don't fucking knowck my chicken....well, actually your chicken."
That right there is some of the most fucked up shit that I ever heard. I feel like apologizing to this man just because the chicken poster came out of my city.
  2004-10-18 08:27:50
John ASend John A a message :   That's a damn nice oven mitt.   2004-10-18 08:19:15
philaarts.comSend philaarts.com a message :   i thought it was a rooster.
anyway. i feel bad for the artist, as he was just trying to do some promo for a club that requested his services.
but whatever.
  2004-10-18 08:11:42
nickSend nick a message :   I wonder why people at these rock music clubs don't seem to just contact someone in headlining band about a poster for the show? I've run into this trouble before. Personally, I like choosing a poster artist myself for local (MPLS) shows.   2004-10-18 07:52:41
john_e_warnerSend john_e_warner a message :   "If you don't know the bands, why would you do their poster? To me, it's simply self-promotion and takes no consideration of the product as advertised. It's all about the "designer" and their ego. "
yup i only do stuff for bands i like
  2004-10-17 22:24:50
john_e_warnerSend john_e_warner a message :   it just looks totally unfinished
  2004-10-17 22:22:12
tysonkreftSend tysonkreft a message :   now that he mentions it, you can totally tell it was drawn on a drafting table. impressive!   2004-10-17 21:08:42
withremoteSend withremote a message :   The rush was caused partly by the venue...well, mostly because of the venue's promotions director who was goign otu of town and need these posters before she went out of town.
I did sit down and listen to some arcwelder tracks before i started this flyer. An email came to me AFTER i had hand placed the lettering for Arcwelder to be the headligning band that the actual headlinign band was Rifle Sport. Never hear dof them, couldnt find any tracks.
With the time alowed i sat down at my drafting table and started to draw arcs and lines untill it started to look like somehting. It just happen to start looking like a chicken, so with my time constraints i went with it.
I wont appoligise to you or any other member of the band. I'm proud of everything i post. If it's not of good enough quality to post in a public forum no one ever will see it. Don't fucking knowck my chicken....well, actually your chicken.
  2004-10-17 20:32:56
steve wSend steve w a message :   is zom-zom Todd Trainer?   2004-10-17 14:26:15
steve wSend steve w a message :   It's not until the end of November? Why the rush, anyway. dumb.   2004-10-17 14:23:12
rahpowerSend rahpower a message :   Zom - I must admit that the "chicken poster" is growing on me. Not because of its artistic merit or because of its representation of the bands, but because I can't get it out of my head and I keep getting a bit of a chuckle out of it. I can't help but to laugh whenever I think of the whole "chicken poster" debacle. It's forever etched into my memory and this show will forever be the "chicken poster" show to me. I look forward to seeing Flour's poster, and look forward to seeing you all next month.   2004-10-17 14:19:23
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   "Still, if you can't crank out something decent rather quickly, why bother? I completely understand the situation. "
Yup.
I considered taking on some of these rush flyers myself, but realized I just didn't have the time, even though my want to do more flyers for First Ave was pretty great.
Oh well.
  2004-10-17 10:22:24
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   In some cases, yes.
This show will sell out, posters or not.
Still, if you can't crank out something decent rather quickly, why bother? I completely understand the situation.
I have not heard from the Chicken-Maker regarding his artistic statement defending said chicken, just excuses due to time restrictions. Yet, the Chicken has been scanned and uploaded to a web site for all too see, proudly displayed as a Gigposters.com representation of his craft.
  2004-10-17 10:07:12
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   first ave sent out an email on tuesday night, looking for 18 flyers by thursday. some folks just tried to help out and knock out some flyers for them. though not a solid defense of this chicken, it does explain the sitution.
i suppose no flyer is better though.
  2004-10-17 10:02:42
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Thanks, but that's already covered.
I suppose the main thing that bothers me is that I've always put everything possible into my work and will not do things in a cavalier fashion. It reminds me of a flyer some kid did around '87 when we were on tour on the East Coast, it had a crappy skull with a mohawk drawing and described us as "New York Hardcore". We were not from New York and not a hardcore band.
If you don't know the bands, why would you do their poster? To me, it's simply self-promotion and takes no consideration of the product as advertised. It's all about the "designer" and their ego.
  2004-10-17 09:58:10
paganSend pagan a message :   Zom Zom, you want another poster made to match your bands personality? I will slam out some hardcore shit, I will make you to your specs what is you need. let me know.....   2004-10-17 09:52:01
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   "I agree withremote, if this poster gave you heft to push this many comments about your band, he did very well for you!" "So do you guys only comment on the ones that piss you off? If this one grabs that much attention to it i'd say it was somewhat successful."
I've never bothered to look at any of the stuff on this site at all, someone provided the information that this poster was up on here. So I looked at it, and to my disgust there was a poor-quality Chicken Poster with my band(s) name on it.
These are the only comments I've made on any poster. If another poster is made for any of my bands, and I dislike it, I'll comment on it. If I had happened to like it, I would have said so.
I dislike it, and I believe it to be a hack job of "poster art". It shows very little creativity, craftsmanship, insight to the bands that are "advertised" on it. Perhaps these posters should be submitted for approval by the bands, I don't know. It's just that it's got the name of my projects on it, and I believe that people think that this was somehow authorized by us. Maybe it's the system that sucks, but it's also the Chicken Poster that sucks.
And the poster itself did not grab attention, my negative comments did. It did very poorly for me and the bands, and now we'll have to see these stupid posters as somehow representative of our music. Do you understand?
  2004-10-17 09:33:31
[301STUDIOS]Send [301STUDIOS] a message :   Thanks guys. This shit cracked me up beyond belief...
Hahaha!!!
Lots of controversy on this site lately...
  2004-10-17 01:15:14
seripopSend seripop a message :   i guess i missed something...... i have no idea what you are talking about.   2004-10-17 00:20:56
kozikSend kozik a message :   he's a snitch a rat and a stoolie.
a parade-rainer.
  2004-10-17 00:19:42
seripopSend seripop a message :   what's this whole snitch thing about? i just looked at all this guy's posters and they are all more or less equal to this quality-wise. :-?   2004-10-17 00:11:24
kozikSend kozik a message :   also...no one likes a snitch.   2004-10-17 00:07:54
seripopSend seripop a message :   i also agree with mmm. do it well or don't do it (unless you are getting paid.)   2004-10-17 00:06:00
kozikSend kozik a message :   I'd still like to know why you 'drew' a chicken. also, whats that thing in its chin/ is it a wattle?
why does it have 4 eye reflections?
i mean..if your into chickens...maybe a clip art of a cockfight?
who'd you squeal on this week, stoolie?
  2004-10-17 00:04:16
seripopSend seripop a message :   all i can say is i hope none of the bands we've done stuff for feel the way zom-zom does i'd be pretty bummed   2004-10-16 23:59:16
MaximumFluorideSend MaximumFluoride a message :   If a band told me they hated a poster I did I would try to be a little humble. In fact If I missed the mark as far as this guy says you did I would be more than a little humble. I would be appologetic.
In my opinion we owe the bands our very best. We should strive to make posters that represent them. I know that is not a very popular idea around here but it should be.
Do 5 minutes of research on any band and you can come up with a poster that fits. It's not that hard.
If your desire is to make your own "art" then take the band names off and make art prints. That way you are not responsible to anybody but yourself.
  2004-10-16 23:52:47
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   You know I don't sleep. Lots of comments do not a good poster make. I was commenting on the fact that you said that you made this poster not so good because you had to finish a lot of posters in a short period of time. I am of the opinion that it would serve you better in the long run to make a few posters and take more time on them. If you are defending the artistic integrity of this poster then I respect you no matter what I think of it. If you are saying that you made a crap poster because you didn't have enough time to make a good one then I think you should rethink your approach to poster making. This is only my opinion. I also think you should do what you want to do regardless of what any of us say. You will ultimately reap whatever seeds you sow whether they be good or bad seeds.   2004-10-16 23:46:30
paganSend pagan a message :   I agree withremote, if this poster gave you heft to push this many comments about your band, he did very well for you!   2004-10-16 23:44:12
withremoteSend withremote a message :   So do you guys only comment on the ones that piss you off? If this one grabs that much attention to it i'd say it was somewhat successful.   2004-10-16 23:38:46
withremoteSend withremote a message :   Kozik - go home
MMM - go to sleep.
  2004-10-16 23:37:06
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I agree completely with Mr. Motorcycle. Quality always wins over quality in regards to artistic pursuits.
  2004-10-16 23:11:56
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   I am not trying to be mean here in the least. I have made a rule not to accept jobs if I cannot provide the absolute best end product that I am capable of. Because of this I only get two posters a month completed. I think it is worth it in the end and I believe that I make more money in the long run.   2004-10-16 23:03:07
kozikSend kozik a message :   careful, cause withremote will rat you out to the man at the drop of a hat.
he ratted me out.
now that I observe the chicken...I believe I understand his rage.
  2004-10-16 22:55:52
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   If I was given a "time frame" of two hours, perhaps I would draw something as lame as a line-drawing of a big-eyed chicken. But I doubt it.
I would rather submit nothing at all. And the fact that the arteest bothered to put it up on the web so all can see it's feathered ugliness leads me to believe that someone was proud of this chicken-drawing.
You design for free? Well, I play music for "free" as well, and yet I don't let that dictate the quality of my art and work. Nowhere did I post anything about wanting a poster with a picture of the band. Actually, I never wanted anyone to have to rush into making a craptastic chicken poster. This show isn't for over a month. The chicken will not help ticket sales.
If you're tired of "designing" for "free", I'll bet Gold'n Plump would be interested in your Chicken Art.
  2004-10-16 22:50:14
UnitusSend Unitus a message :   first ave got backed up. wanted about 20 posters in a day.
thus: scribble chicken.
  2004-10-16 18:37:01
withremoteSend withremote a message :   point taken.   2004-10-16 15:10:31
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   You're no spelling bee champ yourself bud. :roll:
Why are you so AGAIST me?
  2004-10-16 14:56:08
withremoteSend withremote a message :   websters dictionary   2004-10-16 14:44:37
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   DOH! My bad...   2004-10-16 14:26:29
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   fowl.   2004-10-16 14:25:50
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   foul = chicken, bird, duck, turkey, etc...   2004-10-16 14:24:25
withremoteSend withremote a message :   what foul?
I was given a time frame of about 2 hours to do 4 posters. I started drawing, this is what i came up with. Amelia liked it. If you think a poster with a band photo on it would be better than you should do one for your self. I design for free fuckers.
  2004-10-16 14:08:24
TenebriniSend Tenebrini a message :   I've only seen Arcwelder once. A long time ago at the Uptown Bar in Minneapolis. It didn't provoke images of chickens in my mind.
Nate, why the foul?
  2004-10-16 12:09:36
ajosephbSend ajosephb a message :   first comment is pretty uh.....yeah..I'm too lazy to read the rest..Hope all works out.   2004-10-15 22:56:47
tysonkreftSend tysonkreft a message :   i would have liked it better if it were a turkey.   2004-10-15 21:03:10
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Brian? Probably know him?
We still have sex with each other.
You like the chicken? Take it away.
  2004-10-15 19:15:12
Casey BurnsSend Casey Burns a message :   my old roommate brian used to play with and record most of these bands. and i think he designed an arcwelder cover or two. you probably know him, zom zom. he's from minneapolis. lives in chapel hill these days. i really like this chicken, though.   2004-10-15 19:11:46
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   linkee no workee... bummer.
submiting posters is very easy. Just upload the image (600 pixels at it's longest side) and fill in the information on each page.
Follow the 'Submit' button at the top of the page.
  2004-10-15 18:59:10
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   If it's easy, I will.
Flour never had a show, or promoted his artwork at all. It's really great stuff.
Can you post links on here? I'll try:
http://www.zom-zom.com/images/rs.13.gif
  2004-10-15 18:56:53
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   You should submit them here!!   2004-10-15 18:53:33
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Yeah, you do!
Anyways, Flour always used to do our posters. He's a brilliant artist and has done amazing posters. I think I have some scanned and on my server if you'd like to see them.
  2004-10-15 18:52:48
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   If I had known more about this show, i would have done this poster for you.
I believe I still owe you for coining the phrase "Excellent Cartoonery".
  2004-10-15 18:46:50
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   How would you know?
Don't answer.
  2004-10-15 18:44:58
kozikSend kozik a message :   you played skinflut for Albini? ..yechnically, would that be skinpiccolo?   2004-10-15 18:44:13
seripopSend seripop a message :   a-ha! i knew the name was familiar. damn.   2004-10-15 18:43:46
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Hi DWITT!
I like your drawings, they've been chicken-free since 1988, I believe.
  2004-10-15 18:43:08
DWITTSend DWITT a message :   The fact that Zom-Zom is on gigposters makes me pleased as punch.
Hi Zom!
  2004-10-15 18:41:14
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Nope. You're thinking of Steve Albini, Frank.   2004-10-15 18:40:20
kozikSend kozik a message :   I though you played skinflute for Shellac.   2004-10-15 18:39:41
kozikSend kozik a message :   Flour was pretty good.
wasnt there a Flour/Laughing Hyenas connection of some sort? I seem to remember doing a poster...... It contained no chickens.
  2004-10-15 18:39:05
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   No he doesn't. I play drums for Shellac.   2004-10-15 18:38:29
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Anyways kids. you're as young as you feel.
Come to the show and see. Find the records and buy them. It's easy.
Do you guys need a quick Rock Connection rundown?
Rifle Sport, first album put out in '83 on Reflex records, Husker Du's label. Todd Trainer and Flour also played in Breaking Circus. Flour put out four solo albums, Todd Trainer released four albums as Brick Layer Cake. I play on two of them and tour and play with BLC. Todd also plays drums for Shellac.
  2004-10-15 18:36:31
kozikSend kozik a message :   He seems to think so.
Your gonna break his heart, arent you?
  2004-10-15 18:34:43
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I'm not even dating Yannick.   2004-10-15 18:33:44
kozikSend kozik a message :   no you wont. the minute you hit 35 you'll find Jesus and ditch Yannick for an Optometrist and a lakeside house.   2004-10-15 18:30:52
seripopSend seripop a message :   no man true rockers are immortal vampires i'll still be rocking at 7056 years old   2004-10-15 18:28:45
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   True rockers die before they hit 46.   2004-10-15 18:27:15
seripopSend seripop a message :   what does it sound like? is it noisy and abraisive? if so i'd probably like it. got a website?   2004-10-15 18:27:02
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   If I post Emptythrees you'll just say that the singer sounds like a chicken. I've got vinyl, if you'd like a copy of my choice of Rifle Sport albums send me something I like.
Do a search, look the shit up. Why should I make it easy for you? I turned 46 today. Do you think I give a shit whether or not you like my band(s) anymore? My Career in Rock has been wildly successful.
  2004-10-15 18:24:09
kozikSend kozik a message :   mayne it's just me but this chicken SCREAMS Arcwelder.   2004-10-15 18:18:29
seripopSend seripop a message :   post mp3s zom zom   2004-10-15 18:14:10
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I still never heard of his band and I know like EVERYTHING.   2004-10-15 17:50:07
Michael M. MotorcycleSend Michael M. Motorcycle a message :   He's Zom Zom from Rifle Sport dipshit.   2004-10-15 17:48:29
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   I've never heard of your band.   2004-10-15 17:47:19
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Nah, it's just a dumbass chicken.
But sure, that's probably the first thing that I think about when I see that Rifle Sport is playing in the Entry after not having played there in over 10 years. A fucking chicken.
  2004-10-15 17:45:55
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   html is a foreign language to me.
More anger and disgust please!
  2004-10-15 17:43:50
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   The previous post did not accept my html code.
The post was intended to be a joke indicated by a fake <> Killdozer tag. :roll:
  2004-10-15 17:42:47
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   That's the spirit!
Let it all out!
  2004-10-15 17:41:02
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   Why, I could draw a better chicken with my asshole..   2004-10-15 17:40:34
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   Personally...I think this withremote character owes you an apology.
What is up with the chicken?
  2004-10-15 17:38:14
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I hate to be a critic. Well, not really, I do enjoy it but this poster just sits there and looks like a dumb fucking chicken.
Did the artist ever listen to any of these bands? I would like to know.
  2004-10-15 17:32:02
RichieGoodtimesSend RichieGoodtimes a message :   well then.   2004-10-15 17:20:31
zom-zomSend zom-zom a message :   I'm in three of the bands playing this show. It's very important to us, it's a one-time reunion of Rifle Sport.
We're making our own poster for this show. It will not have a poorly-drawn chicken on it.
This poster really blows, sorry.
  2004-10-15 17:09:55
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