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DESIGNER:

Withremote

VENUE:

7th Street Entry

Minneapolis

USA

SUBMITTED BY:

Nate Nolting

2004-10-14 16:15:08

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Rifle Sport
Arcwelder
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Rifle Sport Poster - 7th Street Entry, Minneapolis - Withremote

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Decabet :

Still rules

2011-11-10 16:49:47

100degrees :

RATT, pfft.

2011-11-10 16:07:15

Josh Rickun :

first 75 or so comments on this guy are great

2010-11-01 14:39:29

MrBlonde7 :

Where have I seen this little guy before?
Oh that's right. In the JOY OF COOKING.

2009-11-07 10:41:45

B-DROID :

haha. "book book!"

2009-11-06 15:47:27

crosshair :

BOOK BOOK!

2009-11-06 14:49:05

ImJustRickG :

1061. Wow.

2009-11-06 14:15:36

9pod9 :

I think it has powers.

2009-11-06 14:11:56

9pod9 :

Creepy. I felt the Call of the Wild just now as well.

2009-11-06 14:11:36

Robbie Fuct :

it's time for you to shine once more.

2009-11-06 14:09:34

electr. :

HA, randomizer is funayy today!

2009-10-01 16:56:36

ZOMIC :

Took me years to find it before the internet was around...

2009-08-17 21:05:13

IVARTON :

Dude!!! I fucking LOVE Purdy the Dirty Birdy!

2009-08-17 20:09:39

ZOMIC :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQYE_2GV7Iw

2009-08-13 10:20:27

ZOMIC :

looks like the bird from the "Dirty Birdy" Cartoonery

2009-08-13 10:17:15

9pod9 :

But what's its NAME?

2009-08-12 08:36:43

9pod9 :

Sorry, Ivarton. Churkey.

2009-08-12 08:36:12

withremote :

this turkey will never die (until Clay kills it)

2009-08-10 08:06:14

IVARTON :

Its a Churkey! not a Turchicken.

2009-08-08 10:14:06

Tape Ears :

Nice poster! Oh wait, there's a bunch of comments on it...

2009-08-06 20:40:26

9pod9 :

Hey, excellent! This just popped up as the top favorite. Good morning, Turchicken! Rise and shine! I might eat your eggs for breakfast today.

2009-08-06 05:10:47

bathroom monkey :

i'd wear a shirt with this turkey on it.

2009-08-05 05:33:03

IVARTON :

YAY!!

2009-08-05 00:58:05

slidingpast :

top o the mornin to ya!

2009-08-03 07:33:19

MrBlonde7 :

Bawk Bawk

2009-07-31 18:40:40

Robbie Fuct :

hopefully nate can do the next reunion show.

2009-06-23 17:59:23

MrBlonde7 :

Woah, Zom Zom made an appearance in late 08 and I never noticed.

2009-06-23 17:29:40

MrBlonde7 :

Holy shit, I didn't remember this being by Nate. Damn, that's funny.

2009-06-23 17:01:54

RADAR :

RANDOMIZED®

2009-06-23 14:56:42

9pod9 :

I don't remember.

2009-03-27 13:51:45

Cody Pomeroy :

where were we on this?

2009-03-22 16:06:54

Brainiac :

Here's a little tip for you holiday chefs: If you decide to brine your turkey, make good and goddamn sure it isn't already shot up with saline and shit, because the results will be inetible.
Make sure the label states ALL NATURAL.

2008-12-08 23:49:58

9pod9 :

The R**t Gap widens!

2008-12-07 07:58:14

8ball :

THREE TURCHICKENS!

2008-12-05 11:49:51

Cody Pomeroy :

you should ask withremote to do your reunion tour poster series.

2008-11-27 07:02:25

Brainiac :

FIRST!

2008-11-27 00:07:25

zom-zom :

"Artist" That's rich.
Hi everybody, hope your all doing well.
I almost forgot about this. Good times.
Well, back to making tons of money and being old.
Might be doing another Sad Reunion show this fall, along with Man Sized Action.
Buk! Buk!

2008-09-26 16:10:41

feriado :

random, turcken

2008-09-18 09:48:33

9pod9 :

Hi, ol' buddy!

2008-09-10 21:59:33

Rob :

HA....comfirmed by the artist.
TURKEY!!!!

2008-09-10 10:26:06

withremote :

The turkey continues.

2008-09-10 09:58:32

Cody Pomeroy :

It's a turkey.

2008-09-05 13:42:54

9pod9 :

2008-08-01 23:07:00

9pod9 :

How about that.

2008-07-30 14:39:57

MrBlonde7 :

Yeah, give or take.
JAWNEH - IT'S A CHICKEN

2008-07-30 09:58:48

9pod9 :

Wow, a half-hour, eh? Really?

2008-07-30 09:52:43

John A :

::ovenmitt::

2008-07-29 21:15:16

Davida_Loca :

This is amazing! What a convo and poster.

2008-07-29 21:07:05

MrBlonde7 :

A half-hour or so? Totally worth it. Hilarious. John A chiming in with ::ovenmitt:: every 100 posts is classic. I can't believe this spans almost 4 years of gp vomment-itude.

2008-07-29 20:27:45

9pod9 :

How long did it take to read the entire thing?

2008-07-29 20:24:43

MrBlonde7 :

I just read this entire thing. Holy crap it's funny. If I don't see any t-shirts of this at Flatstock, I'm gonna be pissed.

2008-07-29 18:30:50

MrBlonde7 :

Man, my farts smell really bad today. I wonder what I ate?

2008-07-29 17:51:43

fantasygoat :

Turchicken.

2008-07-29 15:25:01

MrBlonde7 :

2008-07-29 14:24:09

DWITT :

turkey

2008-07-29 14:19:01

MrBlonde7 :

do NOT try to take credit for the chicken.

2008-07-29 14:12:00

ImJustRickG :

I made this.

2008-07-29 14:08:30

fantasygoat :

I'm still waiting for this guy on a shirt.

2008-07-29 09:40:03

100degrees :

the only poster on this site worthy of 1000 comments!...

2008-07-28 23:13:58

9pod9 :

Oh, definitely.

2008-07-28 22:26:39

MrBlonde7 :

The 1000th post was by you, if it makes you feel any better. "Um, 2"

2008-07-28 22:25:36

9pod9 :

Mr. Blonde: I was counting down to 1,000 and cerdo monkey-wrenched the moment of triumph. But he also contributed to the victory, so I'll have to repay the favor.

2008-07-28 22:24:07

MrBlonde7 :

Or choke the chicken, if you will.

2008-07-28 22:23:07

9pod9 :

How double-retarded do you have to be to screw up a retarded chicken countdown? Gawd.

2008-07-28 22:22:41

MrBlonde7 :

What happened? I'm confused. I'm going to go jerk off.

2008-07-28 22:22:40

9pod9 :

Victory!

2008-07-28 22:21:59

MrBlonde7 :

The chicken doesn't wonder if he bought that guitar. The chicken knows.

2008-07-28 22:21:54

9pod9 :

Um, 2

2008-07-28 22:21:36

Tenebrini :

Ha Ha! I screwed up the retarded chiken countdown.

2008-07-28 22:21:35

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:21:01

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:20:55

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:20:50

Tenebrini :

Here. Don't say I never did anything for you.

2008-07-28 22:20:48

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:20:46

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:20:09

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:20:04

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:19:58

9pod9 :

2008-07-28 22:19:52

9pod9 :

Eleven to go!

2008-07-28 22:19:39

9pod9 :

Have a good one.

2008-07-28 22:18:57

MrBlonde7 :

A truce for the evening. You're luck you're a talented artist, Mr. Unitus. The chicken bids you adieu for now, RATT.

2008-07-28 22:18:48

9pod9 :

Turchicken does not stop!

2008-07-28 22:18:27

MrBlonde7 :

I'll give you a hint: It's eyes glisten like the balls of GOD

2008-07-28 22:17:18

MrBlonde7 :

Seal vs. Chicken vs. Rat.
I know who would win.

2008-07-28 22:16:50

9pod9 :

The chicken is beyond design: it's magic incarnate. Either that or some kind of refugee from Precious Moments.

2008-07-28 22:16:42

MrBlonde7 :

Yeah, you make a good point, steve. But what the Chicken may lack in design, (s)he makes up for in CHARISMA

2008-07-28 22:15:15

9pod9 :

As Doug Henning taught us, anything's possible in the world of magic.

2008-07-28 22:14:50

9pod9 :

Or maybe not.

2008-07-28 22:13:06

9pod9 :

It's so crazy, it just might work.

2008-07-28 22:12:53

9pod9 :

Just maybe.

2008-07-28 22:12:28

9pod9 :

Maybe.

2008-07-28 22:12:20

9pod9 :

Maybe they could be friends.

2008-07-28 22:12:12

MrBlonde7 :

DUN DUNNN

2008-07-28 22:11:01

MrBlonde7 :

"In the Rock Music Artistry system, the bands are represented by two separate yet equally important types of gig poster: the RATTs who instigate shitty design, and the Chickens that eat the offenders' bitch asses. These are their stories."

2008-07-28 22:10:36

9pod9 :

1,000 WILL happen.

2008-07-28 22:10:20

9pod9 :

Peck! Peck!

2008-07-28 22:08:57

9pod9 :

Perhaps it'd be more of a gentle nibbling.

2008-07-28 22:08:45

MrBlonde7 :

CHICKEN EATS RATT

2008-07-28 22:04:39

MrBlonde7 :

Holy christ, I read the first 1/2 of this thread again and I am cracking the fuck up

2008-07-28 22:03:35

9pod9 :

Upsy daisy!

2008-07-28 22:01:29

John A :

rise

2008-07-28 21:51:15

MrBlonde7 :

The chicken will never die. Oh, chicken. How I've missed you so.

2008-07-28 21:47:09

9pod9 :

Slowly but surely, it'll happen someday. You gotta believe.

2008-07-28 21:36:38

Robbie Fuct :

didnt even get to see 1k :(

2008-06-11 09:05:26

9pod9 :

hello old friend.

2008-05-06 10:02:57

Papercuts :

BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

2008-04-26 03:09:55

9pod9 :

Unless it's a capon, in which case it is an it.

2008-04-25 16:47:10

9pod9 :

It's got a comb, so I'd guess it's male.

2008-04-25 14:19:20

standclear :

I'm assuming it male. Is that wrong?

2008-04-25 12:24:45

standclear :

I wonder if he can fly.

2008-04-25 12:24:20

Unitus :

CICK?

2008-04-25 12:01:47

mnott :

C to the I to the C to the K

2008-04-25 12:01:20

standclear :

Don't let the white man keep you down little birdie.

2008-04-25 11:56:11

Bahr :

o hai, i can haz kontakts?

2008-04-25 07:13:55

DWITT :

Churkey!

2008-04-25 06:59:38

B-DROID :

turicken may not be RATT but it is something damnit!

2008-04-25 06:53:13

9pod9 :

951 and counting...

2008-04-25 06:44:31

9pod9 :

Okay, Turchicken. You're safe from that mean ol' Cerdo for now. Shh! Keep it on the down-low, yo.

2008-04-25 00:58:18

9pod9 :

AARGH! He double did it! Fie on you, Cerdo! Fie, I say!

2008-04-24 14:49:32

9pod9 :

Oh, yes he did! A cunning, cruel move. How can anyone deny Turchicken the love it deserves?

2008-04-24 14:48:25

standclear :

Oh no he didn't just steal a little bird entry for those ratt bastards!

2008-04-24 14:27:55

9pod9 :

Touche, Cerdo.

2008-04-24 14:11:53

9pod9 :

Which 3 bands was he in?

2008-04-24 13:59:44

standclear :

zom-zom & the 3 bands he was in

2008-04-24 13:57:26

9pod9 :

Which reunion?

2008-04-24 13:53:05

standclear :

I wonder how the reunion went.

2008-04-24 13:50:36

9pod9 :

Look at those wide, innocent eyes! How could anyone refuse the little critter?

2008-04-24 13:49:19

Grzeca :

thats the spirit!

2008-04-24 13:44:35

9pod9 :

C'mon, little mutant bird thingie! You're losing!

2008-04-24 13:43:48

Brainiac :

All we have is this moment, nothing more. To extend ourselves beyond that is to live within an illusion. What do we know for sure? I know I have this moment, this singular, ongoing, ever present moment. At least until it passes away, that is I pass away. We can come to see certain perspective truths through looking into the realm of ideas and by objectified time (projecting ourselves forward and back in memory and fantasy).
It's worth saying that there are plenty of ways to create meaning for ourselves, but that's just it, it's self created, not a priori. Most meanings and values exist only within the confines of our mental realm not as a pre-given part of reality. All we really have is this moment. We are sent into this world not knowing who we are, or what we're meant to be, or how we came to be. The only thing we are given is our ongoing moment to moment awareness.

2008-04-16 10:10:05

Robbie Fuct :

ratt sucks!

2008-04-13 13:41:16

fantasygoat :

Didn't we ask for a Turchicken shirt and were refused?

2008-04-12 19:58:23

Unitus :

fact: i'm wearing a withremote shirt right now.
other fact: i WISH it had this chicken on it.

2008-04-12 19:54:23

fantasygoat :

I vote Turchicken just because of those big eyes.

2008-04-12 19:48:25

fantasygoat :

It's the battle of Cerdo's RATT Attack and Robbie's Turchicken Tally - who will break 1,000 first?

2008-04-12 19:47:36

Robbie Fuct :

THE CHICKEN TURKEY THING NEEDS TO REACH ALL PEOPLEZ!

2008-04-11 16:04:19

ImJustRickG :

Which thousand people do you want to bring this to?

2008-04-11 16:01:43

Robbie Fuct :

lets bring this to 1000 people.

2008-04-11 15:59:09

Rob :

tee-you-are-kay-eee-why

2008-04-11 13:32:06

Baloney Boy :

right now this little chicken's sky is falling. don't stop believing

2008-04-11 12:22:12

Zach Hobbs :

nick nolte

2008-04-11 11:00:37

Robbie Fuct :

LETS BRING IT BAWK PEOPLEZ!!!!!

2008-04-11 10:44:42

victor_howitzer :

Y2CHKN

2008-04-11 10:26:35

Robbie Fuct :

if this makes it to 9999 all the worlds computers will shut down.

2008-04-11 10:25:36

ImJustRickG :

If this gets to 9999 comments, will the meter "roll over" like in my old beater Toyota?

2008-04-11 10:23:56

victor_howitzer :

3 turds top the poster list. Well done gigposters.

2008-04-11 10:02:58

Robbie Fuct :

leave that guy alone. lets talk more about this because THIS WAS NOT STOLEN FROM ANYONE. pure original art.

2008-04-11 09:51:59

fantasygoat :

Turchicken 4EVAH

2008-04-11 09:34:26

Robbie Fuct :

good morning!!!!!

2008-04-11 09:28:42

Baloney Boy :

Brick Layer Cake is a pretty funny band name, don't you think?

2008-04-10 20:42:40

Baloney Boy :

he looks sad. confused.

2008-04-10 20:39:07

Baloney Boy :

CHICKENN

2008-04-10 20:37:19

whitt_amore :

ok, who woke up chicken? in a bizzro twist, i actually spent the day chasing chickens around- little trivia for youz.

2008-04-10 12:15:14

MrBlonde7 :

NOOOOOOOOOO RUN CHICKEN, RUN

2008-04-10 11:35:07

Robbie Fuct :

POSTER OF TH CENTURY!

2008-04-10 10:45:00

dennyschmickle :

the chicken has 911 comments. I think it should stop there for the overt symbolism.
oh crap. I just made it 912.
NVRMND.

2008-04-10 10:27:52

Robbie Fuct :

i asked clay to make this poster of the week and he declined. said it was awful.

2008-04-10 10:18:31

John A :

where is zom zom?

2008-04-10 10:14:13

Robbie Fuct :

RIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLE SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-10 10:02:05

Robbie Fuct :

2008-04-10 09:26:58

B-DROID :

Apollo Creed died in the ring!

2008-04-10 09:26:48

Tenebrini :

This is destined to be the Apollo Creed of GEEPEE.

2008-04-10 09:25:38

B-DROID :

tofurkey

2008-04-10 09:25:10

Robbie Fuct :

i can not let ratt take this over. this has history.

2008-04-10 09:19:26

Robbie Fuct :

CHURKEY

2008-04-10 08:59:35

Robbie Fuct :

BAWK BAWK!

2008-04-10 08:55:42

Robbie Fuct :

GOBBLE GOBBLE!

2008-04-10 08:54:54

Robbie Fuct :

ill ask him tonight on xbox if he will make this potw. its much needed.

2008-03-21 15:59:46

MrBlonde7 :

B/c clay is a h8r

2008-03-21 15:10:36

Robbie Fuct :

why hasnt this been poster of the week yet?

2008-03-21 15:09:49

Cody Pomeroy :

I was wondering where this was just the other day!

2008-03-21 15:08:50

MrBlonde7 :

EAT MOR CHIKN

2008-03-21 15:06:13

B-DROID :

2 please.

2008-03-05 16:37:47

whiteyhouston :

precisely

2008-03-05 16:30:26

Tenebrini :

for the GP people who get it and want to wear an ugly as hell t-shirt.

2008-03-05 16:27:21

whiteyhouston :

t-shirt on AA small for robbie

2008-03-05 16:24:12

ImJustRickG :

I keep going back and forth about whether to rip this off and screenprint it. Just for the GP people who would get it.

2008-03-05 16:11:05

Michael Nielsen :

boooring.

2008-03-05 16:01:18

fantasygoat :

This is definitely one of my top 5 favourites on this site.

2008-03-05 11:24:40

Iron Canvas Studios :

there was 3 huge turkeys crossing the street on my way to work just now

2008-03-05 06:33:50

B-DROID :

cluck or gobble? The Turken goes clobble.

2008-03-05 03:30:54

poguemahone :

look closely at the background of that ratt image. a lot of people would say it's a griffin but it's not. if a freakin CHICKEN. it all comes back to this! alpha and omega

2008-03-04 15:17:39

Tenebrini :

Correct. Why fight the inevitable.
THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE RATT!!!

2008-03-04 15:14:36

whiteyhouston :

plus, you're just prolonging the RATT CHATT by bumping the BIRDD

2008-03-04 15:11:18

poguemahone :

turkey-chicken rocks with his cock out.

2008-03-04 15:10:55

Rob :

爛片

2008-03-04 15:10:32

Tenebrini :

Your effort is a total cop out.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

2008-03-04 15:09:43

frostbite :

fuck

2008-03-04 15:09:34

frostbite :

2008-03-04 15:08:37

whiteyhouston :

2008-03-04 15:08:26

frostbite :

2008-03-04 15:08:10

Rob :

fail.

2008-03-04 15:07:00

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:05:55

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:05:48

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:05:43

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:05:27

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:04:34

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:04:30

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 15:04:26

whiteyhouston :

damn!

2008-03-04 15:03:21

whiteyhouston :

2008-03-04 15:03:03

Rob :

2008-03-04 15:03:02

Rob :

2008-03-04 15:02:41

Rob :

2008-03-04 15:02:16

Rob :

2008-03-04 15:01:39

Rob :

2008-03-04 15:00:50

Rob :

2008-03-04 14:59:54

art chantry :

rob -
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

2008-03-04 13:12:15

Robbie Fuct :

usually they just say i look like a gay and dont like my music. i dont really see the difference here.

2008-03-04 13:08:20

art chantry :

you should be awed. it's not everyday you get to joust smartass remarks with an old bastard. most of us in the oldfolks home at this point. i'm still relatively sharp and nasty.

2008-03-04 13:07:24

Robbie Fuct :

id be down. but you have alot of back child support and birthdays to make up for.

2008-03-04 13:04:07

art chantry :

actually, yes i am.
LUKE... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!! luke sez, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........................."

2008-03-04 13:01:30

Robbie Fuct :

its cool. my grandparents call me Rob. youre about their age right?

2008-03-04 13:00:11

art chantry :

wrong thread rob. i'm going to call you "rob" because "robbie" sounds gay.

2008-03-04 12:58:53

Robbie Fuct :

itll be ok art. we can put on some saves the day and cuddle.

2008-03-04 12:57:48

Iron Canvas Studios :

I'm in

2008-03-04 12:51:11

Tenebrini :

RALLY!!!

2008-03-04 12:48:07

Tenebrini :

RALLY!!

2008-03-04 12:48:00

Tenebrini :

RALLY!

2008-03-04 12:47:54

Tenebrini :

Come on guys! Only about 37 more comments to get this back in it's rightful spot BEHIND the RATT poster so they can climb the charts TOGETHER.

2008-03-04 12:47:43

art chantry :

cerdo:
heh heh.

2008-03-04 12:43:42

Tenebrini :

What if the chicken poster AND the Ratt poster were always at the top of the top posters? Could we pull that off? Could we? If we all worked together as a community?
Think of how gay that would be.
And I mean GAY as in completely WONDERFUL!

2008-03-04 12:42:41

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 12:42:10

poguemahone :

GAELIC

2008-03-04 12:42:03

dennyschmickle :

THESE POSTERS ARE

2008-03-04 12:38:20

John A :

POGUE

2008-03-04 12:37:32

John A :

NOR

2008-03-04 12:37:17

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 12:36:43

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 12:36:36

poguemahone :

NOT

2008-03-04 12:36:28

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 12:36:22

poguemahone :

THE

2008-03-04 12:36:14

poguemahone :

IDEA

2008-03-04 12:36:09

poguemahone :

2008-03-04 12:36:01

poguemahone :

THIS

2008-03-04 12:35:56

poguemahone :

BELOVED

2008-03-04 12:35:49

poguemahone :

CHICKEN

2008-03-04 12:35:40

poguemahone :

LOSING

2008-03-04 12:35:32

poguemahone :

TOP

2008-03-04 12:35:26

poguemahone :

SPOT

2008-03-04 12:35:18

Tenebrini :

827

2008-03-04 12:31:27

El Negro Magnifico! :

Nope...I just have a lot of Five Percenter rap lyrics stuck in my head.

2008-02-23 12:38:54

Zach Hobbs :

LOL

2008-02-23 11:04:53

Zach Hobbs :

ENM are you a Muslim?

2008-02-23 11:04:39

El Negro Magnifico! :

According to the NOI, yup.

2008-02-23 10:21:32

B-DROID :

"cat-rat-dog" the other white meat?

2008-02-23 09:52:05

whiteyhouston :

821? holy crap..

2008-02-23 09:51:32

El Negro Magnifico! :

I was suddenly reminded of the Nation of Islam's "cat-rat-dog" theory of pork.

2008-02-23 09:50:02

B-DROID :

Turkeys and Rats are related in some biological way, you know.

2008-02-23 09:47:57

ImJustRickG :

I keep thinking I'm going to rip this design off some day. But then only you jerks would get it.

2008-02-21 21:46:21

Tenebrini :

This is no RATT.

2008-02-21 21:32:08

ricv64 :

Why did the pervert cross the road? Coz he couldnt get his knob outta the chicken.

2008-01-03 11:37:59

ImJustRickG :

Blump(kin)

2007-11-29 15:47:19

dennyschmickle :

bfump

2007-11-29 13:45:50

ImJustRickG :

I'd like to check in at number 813. High!

2007-11-20 11:15:12

dennyschmickle :

rofl THIS, sport. http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4995/roflsportvl5.jpg

2007-11-19 09:43:52

AWHIZ :

rofl sport!

2007-11-19 09:23:00

marmite :

i had a turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce sandwich for lunch.
best sandwich in the world.

2007-11-19 09:03:14

kustomkitten :

This is really the pinnacle of poster design, right here.
Nice line weights, man.

2007-11-19 07:19:38

Unitus :

nate's good, and about to be a dad.

2007-11-19 06:53:34

flying dutchman :

chicken

2007-11-19 06:39:09

Magnus :

Ho Ho Ho

2007-11-19 05:02:54

DenisMutter :

I'm curious - how did drawing the chicken with your a$$hole go, zom-zom?

2007-11-19 04:17:05

Bahr :

(ok maybe its just weird. i wanted to make the joke.)

2007-11-19 04:06:37

Bahr :

this is fowl.

2007-11-19 04:04:56

El Negro Magnifico! :

My fiancée plans on heading south for the infamous Black Friday. This poster is not on her shopping list. See what I did there? I kept it relevant! Yo...I wonder how Nate's doing.

2007-11-19 03:57:22

Brainiac :

That's the spirit. C'MON 1000!!!!1!

2007-11-19 03:42:14

B-DROID :

800 turkey comments.

2007-11-19 03:41:00

Brainiac :

This year, I'm cooking my bird with an arcwelder, after rolling it flour.
Can you guess what we're having for dessert? Yes, a delishous brick layer cake.
Who will leave comment #800?

2007-11-19 03:17:33

dennyschmickle :

Puts Oscar-Mayer to shame.

2007-11-13 11:01:33

RichieGoodtimes :

Cornish Game Hen.

2007-11-13 10:49:02

DWITT :

I've changed my mind.
This is a turkey.

2007-11-13 10:41:37

Tenebrini :

795

2007-10-17 14:22:05

ryanaugust :

Turkey Choose Thousands Of Free Recipes! From The Huge Recipezaar Database www.Recipezaar.com

2007-10-17 09:48:29

Brainiac :

This thread is pure wankery.

2007-10-17 04:12:33

piemel :

" If there is ever a GP-exclusive poster book, this should be the cover. "
wrong
boink awesome

2007-10-16 17:22:54

Papercuts :

the chicken IS the HUNTER

2007-10-16 15:55:57

fantasygoat :

If there is ever a GP-exclusive poster book, this should be the cover.

2007-10-16 15:46:42

danstiles :

What poster has the most comments? This one?

2007-10-16 15:04:12

cleverkarate :

"It's business time."

2007-10-16 14:54:09

Seamus McClernan :

ARCWELDER were great.

2007-10-16 14:20:44

Rob :

"rifle sport"
nobody hunts chickens.

2007-10-16 14:20:07

perkins :

Nate's awesome, but I think he accidentally shit in his pants on this one.

2007-10-16 13:58:35

Josh Rickun :

i met nate a few months ago. he did not have any of these for sale. he also didn't seem too happy that i even asked.

2007-10-16 13:41:21

IVARTON :

OK but... where can i buy one?

2007-10-16 13:23:30

perkins :

All this captures is "OOF!"

2007-10-16 13:21:00

mono_666 :

"I could tie a pen to my dick & draw better than this." this is the funniest thing ive seen today, thanks perkinzzz

2007-10-16 13:20:50

mini me :

wow, longest thread ever?!
Perkins: HAHA!

2007-10-16 13:19:44

art chantry :

yer dick could never accurately capture that moment of horror expressed on the bird's face at this moment of impact.
i might be wrong about that, though...

2007-10-16 13:17:55

perkins :

I could tie a pen to my dick & draw better than this.

2007-10-16 13:15:59

art chantry :

actually, considering the name of this band, "rifle sport", this is a remarkably suitable image. it seems to be the moment of impact of the bullet smacking into the poor little bird's brain. kapow!

2007-10-16 13:05:50

IVARTON :

Maybe its a quail

2007-10-16 13:03:48

perkins :

Fuck this poster. Sorry Nate, but this is one of the shittiest images ever created. Which kinda makes it cool?...I guess...then again, maybe not.

2007-10-16 13:01:38

Cody Pomeroy :

I don't know if we ever determined if this was a Turkey or a Chicken?

2007-10-16 13:01:19

MaximumFluoride :

That Turkey Cannon looks bad ass!!

2007-10-16 12:34:26

Robbie Fuct :

the arguments on this poster makes it the best poster on gigposters. it got kinda gay when it hit around 300 or so. i dont remember. it was quite a task just reading this.

2007-10-16 12:24:34

Rob :

feather butt + snood + day before thanksgiving show = TURKEY
gooble gooble!

2007-10-16 12:16:41

ryanaugust :

Chicken Posters Over 3,500 chicken designs. Shirts, posters, hats and more! www.CafePress.com

2007-10-16 11:46:37

ryanaugust :

Turkey Cannon Delicious - In the oven or on the grill. Always a tasty bird! www.turkeycannon.com

2007-10-16 11:46:09

ImJustRickG :

Wow... this poster has staying power. Every few months it gets a new round of comments.

2007-10-16 10:34:05

dennyschmickle :

:PrayingSkeleton:

2007-10-16 09:16:28

John A :

oven mitt!

2007-10-16 09:08:29

Rob :

TURKEY

2007-10-16 08:43:12

DWITT :

this is the chicken that came before the egg

2007-10-16 07:54:28

8ball :

still a muthafuckin chicken....

2007-09-25 06:31:44

DRG :

<3 keep the love alive

2007-09-03 09:58:34

ben swift :

wow

2007-09-03 08:19:30

Gregory :

760.

2007-06-28 06:59:16

withremote :

this still is getting comments? Jesus.

2007-05-22 14:24:03

fantasygoat :

This is still better than every Blue Meridian poster.

2007-05-15 12:48:25

Unitus :

Let's talk about this some more.

2007-05-15 06:56:01

frostbite :

hahaha randomized... again!

2007-05-15 05:36:14

DWITT :

its much easier to read all of these comments with the new set-up.
Thanks Clay!

2007-05-02 09:32:15

IVARTON :

Ramdomized goodness :bang:
most aresome poster ebber!!

2007-03-18 00:59:06

slidingpast :

chickenz pwnz electroz kittyz

2006-12-22 11:02:37

fantasygoat :

Re-reading the comments, I've determined that, although this is obviously a turkey, withremote refers to it as a "chicken", and it's his shitty drawing, so a chicken it will be.
Also, did this ever make it onto a t-shirt?

2006-12-05 15:20:00

frostbite :

there you go

2006-12-05 13:47:46

frostbite :

yes! randomized!

2006-11-29 11:53:47

Brainiac :

You were delicious, but a little dry. Next year, more basting and you'll be perfect.

2006-11-25 03:34:29

gav_beattie :

Add My Comment!

2006-11-23 06:55:10

Brainiac :

Poster Of The Day!

2006-11-23 01:23:31

MrBlonde7 :

You asshole.

2006-11-20 12:01:17

fantasygoat :

Best poster ever.

2006-11-20 11:48:22

bathroom monkey :

HAPPY TURKEY WEEK!

2006-11-20 07:51:01

frostbite :

see what i mean?

2006-11-17 04:08:21

Rob :

the show was the night before thanksgiving...TURKEY!

2006-11-07 08:30:41

slidingpast :

randomized cluck cluck

2006-11-07 08:26:19

Magnus :

This should be a t-shirt.

2006-11-07 02:32:34

Brainiac :

I ate turkey last night. bbq'd on a spit.

2006-11-07 00:42:01

boadicea :

this poster artist has gone on to do far greater things, but will always be remembered for this classic. (well, it is one of their few hand drawn pieces)

2006-11-07 00:15:01

CCCP :

This is fresh.

2006-11-06 23:01:18

Unitus :

i love this flyer. for real.

2006-11-06 22:29:42

ferg2001 :

why aren't there more comments on this?

2006-11-06 22:28:23

B-DROID :

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
BOBOS mascot finalist?

2006-11-06 22:17:41

Iron Canvas Studios :

733, that's rediculous. Holly gobbleclcuck turken crap.

2006-11-06 22:02:14

bathroom monkey :

no, big eyed chickens dont scare me. i'm a MAN mazn!

2006-10-31 09:42:14

dennyschmickle :

are you kidding! this thing frightens me to the core.

2006-10-31 09:37:01

bathroom monkey :

schmickle this doesn't say "halloween" at all.
shame

2006-10-31 09:34:57

dennyschmickle :

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N !!!!!!1

2006-10-31 09:25:31

mnott :

bird is the word

2006-10-28 17:07:35

MikeBarn :

This is my favorite AA poster.

2006-10-23 11:30:42

Mikey Jacket :

is this the highest # of Comments?

2006-10-23 09:56:19

3d glasses :

bump! cheers enm!!

2006-10-23 09:55:22

ajosephb :

that Steelers game yesterday was nuts
gobble gobble

2006-10-23 09:41:37

frostbite :

7 2 3 !

2006-10-16 02:24:09

MrBlonde7 :

Yeah, but I doubt all the bands with those shittier posters have been so righteously pissed enough to actually find this site, find their shitty poster, and bash the shit out of it.

2006-10-16 02:13:13

autistk :

considering all the ranting and raving, there are a shitload worse posters on this site.. and more depressingly, at least 10 crappier posters up around my city advertising gigs every week

2006-10-15 23:52:11

Michael M. Motorcycle :

I miss zom-zom

2006-10-07 07:09:41

RichieGoodtimes :

It takes forever to wait for all the comments to load to get to the Add a Comment box. These last couple hundred are gonna be a lot of work. You're really gonna have to want it to take the time to leave a comment.
Man...did you really think this looked good when you did it?

2006-10-07 06:45:28

frostbite :

282 to go you're slacking, bitches

2006-10-07 04:55:13

mikeycarcrash :

So Withremote's got a classified up for a whole bunch of his posters to fund his move. If this was in there he'd have no problem of selling out at $250. It's priceless!

2006-10-01 23:34:09

phoondaddy :

This poster BETTER be in The Fistful of Rock book. By sheer number of comments, it is definately in top 400 pages of rock posters. It BETTER be in there. Maybe even on the cover.

2006-09-28 06:05:27

DRG :

Let's hit 1000 and get the thing published.

2006-09-28 05:19:14

frostbite :

1000 by the end of the year - c'mon, with a little effort we can do it

2006-09-28 05:07:07

8ball :

This is even better than super chicken...

2006-09-28 02:36:18

steve w :

nice use of quaaludes

2006-09-27 13:12:18

Magnus :

This is like the Mona Lisa of gigposters.

2006-09-27 11:38:31

printmafia-connie :

I sure hope the new posters get posted soon :(

2006-09-27 11:37:48

strawberryluna :

:mindblown:

2006-09-27 11:33:09

John A :

:ovenmitt:

2006-09-27 11:20:16

ryanaugust :

chicken or turkey? the debate will never end.

2006-09-27 11:18:49

getoutoftheleftlane :

John A speaks truth

2006-09-27 11:18:32

steve w :

deep

2006-09-27 11:15:35

John A :

noone can own this for it is a part of all of us.

2006-09-27 11:13:59

strawberryluna :

"models needed for sexy holiday shoot, serious inquiries only."

2006-09-27 11:13:16

getoutoftheleftlane :

Does anyone actually own this?

2006-09-27 11:12:18

john seabury :

Everybody else has posted comments, so so will I. Is this a record for number of comments?

2006-09-27 10:58:50

Rob :

TURKEY MAZN!

2006-09-27 10:52:22

Rob :

chicken.

2006-09-27 10:52:11

Rob :

2006-09-27 10:52:01

Rob :

not

2006-09-27 10:51:46

phoondaddy :

Random. Almost up to 700!

2006-09-27 10:49:49

Evil Alice Corp :

with hot mustard dipping sauce.

2006-09-21 22:30:27

Evil Alice Corp :

i'm going to turn you into pieces of mcnuggets and eat you.

2006-09-21 22:30:08

ryanaugust :

best poster ever

2006-09-21 22:10:43

DWITT :

692!!! CHIXXXEN!!!!

2006-09-21 16:30:24

danstiles :

oh god, not this again. We're up to #691

2006-09-21 15:06:51

feriado :

hello randomizer.
chicken

2006-09-21 14:30:41

getoutoftheleftlane :

I only collect posters with chickens and cross-hatching.

2006-09-18 23:14:22

Papercuts :

:aheadofitstime:

2006-09-18 22:35:36

MrBlonde7 :

I bet this tastes better than bobo's.

2006-09-18 20:25:04

Rob :

gobble gobble gobble

2006-09-18 14:28:41

perkins :

God Noooooooo, why did I click WHY DID I CLICK!!!!!????????

2006-09-18 14:22:18

frostbite :

for the last time: it's not a chickezn, mazn

2006-09-18 14:15:34

JohnnyThief :

Was this bumpd because we have two threads dedicated to chicken at this point?

2006-09-18 14:07:39

weathermaker :

hmmm, the comments aren't about the poster at all, this is all the power of the people!!!
fuck ya! UNITE!!!

2006-09-18 14:03:51

frostbite :

i don't have anything to say about this poster, but you obviously have to leave a comment on it at some point. so i did.

2006-08-26 04:37:31

Brainiac :

Keep on cluckin, sad little bird with the big eyes.

2006-08-26 00:13:45

Plantweed :

Zom-Zom = Flour?

2006-08-15 08:49:57

danieldanger :

678.

2006-08-15 08:26:17

jasoncross :

it aint got nothin' on thisin'

2006-05-09 20:56:20

MrBlonde7 :

Oh no I DIDN'T

2006-05-08 21:38:08

Kurt :

I wish zom-zom would post more.

2006-05-08 16:05:51

8ball :

chicken

2006-05-08 15:48:41

Rob :

y'all need to get it straight....this is a turkey.

2006-05-08 15:35:40

8ball :

I sold them all at FS8..

2006-05-08 15:32:02

DWITT :

where are those bootlegs, 8ball?

2006-05-08 14:53:16

jasoncross :

brock brock

2006-05-08 14:51:06

8ball :

ATTENTION DESIGN STUDENTS

2006-05-08 05:51:28

tom1979 :

It looks like the South Park bird that plays in Stan's vomit. Brutal. Like fried pickles.

2006-04-22 22:42:29

ryanaugust :

Aren't "morles" those fried pickle things they serve there?

2006-04-22 22:31:00

bathroom monkey :

but they tasted good. i even left the pickle on one.
morles take a back seat to my tummy.

2006-04-22 22:24:07

RADAR :

i have morals.

2006-04-22 22:21:35

bathroom monkey :

your not a vegan are you?

2006-04-22 22:04:24

RADAR :

gross

2006-04-22 22:00:02

bathroom monkey :

I had Chiks from Krystal for dinner.

2006-04-22 21:55:01

RADAR :

nuggets?

2006-04-22 21:33:30

bathroom monkey :

no i mean, bock bock
its a chicken rob, not a turkey. i know fowl.

2006-04-22 21:28:37

Rob :

you mean, gobble gobble

2006-04-22 21:27:36

bathroom monkey :

bock bock

2006-04-22 21:25:32

Evil Alice Corp :

656 comments??? hehe.

2006-04-22 19:50:40

ryanaugust :

let's talk about this one some more.

2006-04-22 19:09:10

withremote :

look at the tits on that thing!

2006-04-11 14:50:44

Brainiac :

This is going to appear in my new book: "Fistful Of Cock."
Maybe the cover.

2006-04-11 14:17:55

danieldanger :

fruit brute

2006-04-08 15:18:27

Rob :

"turkey"

2006-03-27 15:12:17

8ball :

did someone say..."chicken"?

2006-03-27 15:10:38

aidan :

man, this classic is well on it's way to 1000 comments.

2006-03-08 12:26:09

8ball :

you hate what?

2006-03-08 11:26:21

slidingpast :

church's now has a .99c chicken sandwich to compete with KFC's .99c sandwich.

2006-02-01 23:41:12

Jeph :

Holy Crap....646 comments?!?!?!?!

2006-02-01 23:11:33

8ball :

Perfect. I'll set aside a "lightbulb" fund when all is said and done.

2006-02-01 23:03:59

Tenebrini :

Start printing 'cuz he's not going.

2006-02-01 22:52:42

8ball :

If withremote doesn't show up at FS8, I'm bootlegging this mofo and selling ltd ed screenprinted prints of this at my booth... NO JOKE.

2006-02-01 22:27:00

steve w :

I've been laughing since it was posted.

2006-02-01 10:38:56

El Negro Magnifico! :

Someday, we'll all look back on this and laugh...

2006-02-01 09:53:42

Salcanzonieri :

hahah!
Don't you think this should be the cover of the Fistful book?

2006-01-08 22:39:18

8ball :

ARISE!

2006-01-02 17:25:18

kpellet :

Wow, I just heard a Rifle Sport song on the radio. As soon as I heard the name of the band the Chicken popped into my mind. This flyer's iconic!

2005-12-11 00:00:38

Michael M. Motorcycle :

chirp.

2005-11-25 16:03:04

ajosephb :

buck buck buck ba gobble

2005-11-25 15:44:29

withremote :

haven't you guys had enough? I've changed my ways to do some good.

2005-11-25 15:36:36

Michael M. Motorcycle :

There's really nothing left to say about this poster but it keeps being funny.

2005-11-25 14:38:18

Brainiac :

I wonder if future generations will recognize the cultual significance of this poster. It's really up to all of us to preserve history from the maw of oblivion.

2005-11-25 14:35:13

100degrees :

we'll see who has the last laugh when bird flu breaks out...

2005-11-23 01:18:48

bangyman :

churkey.

2005-11-23 00:23:37

slidingpast :

one thousand comments could easily be accomplished over the holidays.

2005-11-23 00:02:25

ryanaugust :

zom-zom 2004-10-15 17:09:55 I'm in three of the bands playing this show. It's very important to us, it's a one-time reunion of Rifle Sport.
We're making our own poster for this show. It will not have a poorly-drawn chicken on it.
This poster really blows, sorry. hahahahahahaha. so fuggin good! Also, I never really noticed until now- but this dude was gonna play in 3 bands on one show?!?!?!?!? wtf?

2005-11-22 23:09:46

ryanaugust :

best poster on the site.

2005-11-22 23:07:44

Decabet :

THis ones well on its way to being a perrennial holiday favorite.

2005-11-22 18:49:40

joel the husher :

im really into the crosshatched stinklines, and the demon bowling ball heads staring back at me from the eyes of the earths most delicious creature, im sharpening knives turkey, yeah im talkin to you.

2005-11-22 18:41:08

JohnnyThief :

625? Good God man,... its like, if you like the poster, you'll love the movie,...

2005-11-22 18:25:58

Brainiac :

Have a Happy Turkey Day everybody!!

2005-11-22 16:36:57

Tenebrini :

I smell a zine... this poster had it's year aniversary about a month ago...

2005-11-22 14:56:38

Rob :

turcken? chikey?

2005-11-22 14:48:40

DWITT :

It needs all these comments posted with it.

2005-11-22 14:46:41

Tenebrini :

This poster should be published in books about poster art.
Just because.

2005-11-22 14:18:18

strawberryluna :

i had a nightmare i was caught in an outbreak of genocide in some rural, forgeign country last night.

2005-11-22 14:05:47

adamturman :

Good to see you again...

2005-11-22 07:53:22

Tenebrini :

ChickAWN...
...AWN.

2005-11-09 16:05:12

8ball :

I'm totally cooking up that Crispy Chicken Sandwich recipe tonight.

2005-11-09 14:55:29

poguemahone :

I like this but wish the artist could just get in the zone and quit copying the OZ stuff. Free your MIND!

2005-11-09 14:47:55

Rob :

t-u-r-k-e-y

2005-11-09 14:45:04

withremote :

613? christ.

2005-11-09 14:42:28

connor13 :

arise chicken...arise

2005-10-27 13:10:01

John A :

Tastes like Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

2005-10-27 11:54:53

Thee Alex :

Motherplucker!

2005-09-25 11:13:07

strawberryluna :

dig this hip chick.

2005-08-11 09:06:54

strawberryluna :

yay!!!!
i love how scrolling down takes like...forever. chick chick boom.

2005-08-10 12:48:57

8ball :

don't go there...

2005-08-10 12:46:46

John A :

Hungry.

2005-06-01 15:28:51

CERNOCH :

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

2005-06-01 15:26:52

goad74 :

Does anybody else think this sucks....oh waitaminnit...sorry it tool like ten ,inutes for all the comments to load....

2005-06-01 15:21:13

doggydoodle :

Separated at birth???

2005-05-27 09:58:21

crave :

not sure, but at least I know who the band is.

2005-05-26 00:42:33

Cody Pomeroy :

wait, but does it fit the band?

2005-05-26 00:41:50

Cody Pomeroy :

601

2005-05-25 00:54:57

Decabet :

600, fudge yeah!

2005-05-25 00:12:35

Shad :

It'll never happen.

2005-05-25 00:10:06

crave :

sorry, nothing constructive to say. I just want to get this puppy to 600 and then I'm done.

2005-05-24 23:56:22

strawberryluna :

Antiseptic Prophet.

2005-05-24 11:27:12

Unitus :

Abnormal Poultry

2005-05-24 10:00:37

strawberryluna :

Awfully Plucky.

2005-05-24 08:27:31

Brainiac :

My copy of this says AP at the bottom. What's that supposed to mean? Almost Perfect?

2005-05-24 08:24:26

strawberryluna :

hello friend. chicken never lets me down.

2005-05-23 18:26:15

RichieGoodtimes :

Zom Zom is such an asshole.

2005-05-23 17:31:28

DWITT :

amphibious rodent.

2005-05-18 21:49:46

strawberryluna :

:ooooops: i think that was suuposed to be a secret.

2005-05-18 21:47:53

Shad :

gerhard richter was a poorly drawn chicken?

2005-05-18 21:41:07

slidingpast :

600 is definately within reach.

2005-05-18 21:40:37

strawberryluna :

kinda looks like a gerhard richter.

2005-05-18 21:40:22

Shad :

poul-tri

2005-05-18 21:39:43

connor13 :

hi-gay?

2005-05-18 21:36:54

Shad :

I think this is what the kids are calling Lo-Fi.

2005-05-18 21:36:22

Vivi Vu :

583 comments... holy shmoly.

2005-05-18 21:07:35

8ball :

I refuse to accept this as anything BUT a chicken.

2005-05-18 21:00:23

Cody Pomeroy :

bawk bawk bawk BAWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!

2005-05-18 20:57:36

andydiesel :

580 comments??????????????
That's insane.
Nate should win a prize or something.

2005-05-18 20:53:17

er code blue :

Well since it's not a chicken...I'm having brisket.

2005-05-18 20:51:38

8ball :

In honor of this poster, I am currently eating BBQ chicken and reading the comments all over again.

2005-05-18 20:50:46

er code blue :

supernumerary

2005-05-18 20:44:47

John A :

Oven mitt

2005-05-18 20:44:06

Cody Pomeroy :

this is a chicken, definitely a chicken.

2005-05-18 20:39:54

poguemahone :

turkeychicken
is star wars going to suck or rock?
please leave me your answer spelled in feces.
thank you

2005-05-18 20:31:05

mnott :

conceptual art

2005-05-18 19:37:24

needles :

it's not easy to post on thos paper merkin. the scroll down takes 30 minutes.

2005-05-12 17:42:20

Rob :

embrace the turkey, gil....embrace the turkey.

2005-05-12 17:42:12

ajosephb :

fowl

2005-05-12 17:40:44

ajosephb :

foul

2005-05-12 17:40:38

needles :

seriously, stop.

2005-05-12 17:38:34

Rob :

gooble gooble gooble

2005-05-12 17:37:51

needles :

enough already

2005-05-12 17:36:04

strawberryluna :

kinda looks like chicken needs glasses.

2005-04-20 06:51:51

Brainiac :

Rifle Sport sucks cock.

2005-04-19 18:54:55

ryanaugust :

Chicken

2005-04-09 14:23:01

aidan :

do not deny the turkey.

2005-04-09 14:22:35

strawberryluna :

"a chicken ain't nuthin' but a bird."
-cab calloway.

2005-04-04 12:30:34

ajosephb :

Turkey :x

2005-04-04 11:31:15

Brainiac :

DO NOT TRUST THE CHICKEN POSTER!!

2005-04-04 11:30:02

Cody Pomeroy :

Yes but Steve, do you have one of THESE?

2005-03-31 10:10:18

Cody Pomeroy :

it's got kind of an Elvis thing going on.

2005-03-31 09:37:09

John A :

Oven mitt.

2005-03-31 09:31:31

steve w :

It's a peacock with learning disabilities

2005-03-31 09:20:24

Rob :

turcken?
chikey?
hmmm....will we ever know?

2005-03-31 09:19:25

Cody Pomeroy :

yes, but Turkey's don't have combs on top of their heads, They look like bald old men with waddles. This thing clearly has a comb. So either it's a chicken with a turkey tail, or it's a Turkey with a chicken hat on.

2005-03-31 09:17:10

Rob :

no no.
it's got a turkey tail and that thing hanging from it's head.
this was for a show on 11/24, the day before thanksgiving.
gooble gooble gooble

2005-03-31 09:11:24

Cody Pomeroy :

*obviously too

2005-03-31 08:58:52

Cody Pomeroy :

it's abviously a chicken...it has a comb on top of it's head.

2005-03-31 08:58:36

Rob :

turkey.

2005-03-31 08:51:38

JohnnyThief :

Random chicken! Aauuuggghhht!

2005-03-31 08:50:02

ajosephb :

its always wise to be armed with a parasol in a rainstorm

2005-03-17 20:57:17

Michael M. Motorcycle :

If you are going to have rain wouldn't it be prudent to also have an umbrella?

2005-03-17 20:51:31

ajosephb :

shad is so right...rain makes shitty posters super great

2005-03-17 20:29:46

Shad :

This would be better with a little rain in it.

2005-03-17 20:25:02

Shad :

Richie is a 2nd level chaotic evil cleric with two pieces of gold and a bag of holding.

2005-03-17 15:39:48

RichieGoodtimes :

Posters are boring.
This is important.
http://www.dndonlinegames.com/showthread.php?t=13215

2005-03-17 15:35:28

Rob :

turkey...it's a turkey.

2005-03-17 15:29:57

Shad :

Pre-order now. We gotta revive this little chicken so the Crash Worship poster doesn't catch up.
This poster is from the gut.

2005-03-17 15:18:43

strawberryluna :

well, sounds like BTA has their new project all lined up now.

2005-03-09 13:43:29

Shad :

Where is that art print?

2005-03-09 13:02:21

JPadilla :

Wow....Arcwelder...

2005-03-09 12:48:45

Brainiac :

THIS POSTER IS NOTHING BUT A HYPOCRITE!
Nothing and no one can make me change my mind. EVER!!!!!

2005-03-09 12:30:59

strawberryluna :

run for your erasable life little chicken.

2005-03-08 07:27:59

andydiesel :

over 500 comments, that's insane.

2005-03-01 15:55:48

whiteyhouston :

make sure you bring that chamois over to my booth in austin!

2005-03-01 14:46:12

robschwager :

i polish turds all day long....
this one, woulda been a whopper.

2005-03-01 14:41:32

ajosephb :

if you put whipped cream on top of a pile of shit...its still a pile of shit

2005-03-01 13:35:26

whiteyhouston :

dude.. you can't polish a turd.. I can only work with the material I'm provided

2005-03-01 13:28:43

JohnnyThief :

527 comments, not one of em funny, intelligent, or cool,... I have to find a better site to hang out on,...

2005-03-01 13:21:09

strawberryluna :

if only eichleberger had eichlebergered this gem. what a FOOL!

2005-03-01 12:50:53

Brainiac :

Oh? What if I told you you're fired? How would you like that then?

2005-03-01 12:44:56

melia :

brainiac...you ain't the boss of me.

2005-03-01 12:43:09

ajosephb :

:o :o :o :lol:
"Second verse, same as the first: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawk.
Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me. "

2005-03-01 12:40:06

Brainiac :

Please Melia, only comment on posters if you have something relevant to add to the discussion.

2005-03-01 12:39:21

melia :

over 500 comments...that's kinda impressive for this particular poster.

2005-03-01 12:33:41

Tenebrini :

It would have been better if it did.

2005-03-01 11:03:07

Brainiac :

Did it have a picture of Goodtimes on it?

2005-03-01 11:02:06

Tenebrini :

I don't know who made it. I saw it hanging in the Entry. It was forgettable.

2005-03-01 11:01:50

[301STUDIOS] :

What was it/who did it? Just curious.

2005-03-01 11:00:10

Tenebrini :

The replacement flyer for this show after it was rescheduled wasn't much better.

2005-03-01 10:55:14

Rob :

turkey.

2005-03-01 10:54:35

john_e_warner :

RANDOMIZED
I'M DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE RIGHT NOW

2005-03-01 10:53:02

Thee Alex :

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evenin'!

2005-02-12 11:39:57

John A :

Second verse, same as the first: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawk.
Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me.

2005-02-03 19:52:34

strawberryluna :

the little chicken that could. it's "chick! awesome!"

2005-02-03 19:45:30

jasoncross :

its my desktop background

2005-02-03 19:27:48

kpellet :

got this bookmarked, finally.

2005-02-03 19:24:00

jasoncross :

BROCK BROCK MR EASTER BUNNY.

2005-02-03 18:56:20

Michael M. Motorcycle :

Neat and tidy.

2005-02-03 18:07:57

rahpower :

Cock-a-doodle-doo?

2005-02-03 18:06:58

Rob :

yes.

2005-02-03 18:03:15

John A :

gooble?

2005-02-03 17:58:48

Rob :

gooble gooble

2005-02-03 17:58:14

DWITT :

a glitch in the Matrix?

2005-02-03 17:57:07

Rob :

wtf???
where did my comments go?
what's going on here?

2005-02-03 17:55:10

John A :

i do believe this to be the most comments, yes.

2005-02-03 17:55:05

slater :

I'm glad I could be here for this historic gp milestone.
Is this the most comments on a single poster?

2005-02-03 17:50:52

slater :

500!

2005-02-03 17:49:53

feriado :

Here we go again.
Stop the madness.

2005-02-03 17:36:20

John A :

you're both wrong. it's a fucking oven mitt.

2005-02-03 17:24:46

Rob :

nope, you are clearly mistaken.

2005-02-03 17:14:38

DWITT :

Finally! 500 comments! Party!

2005-02-03 17:13:19

ryanaugust :

It's a fucking chicken. Not a turkey.

2005-02-03 17:09:41

DWITT :

its still really fun reading all this.

2005-02-03 17:03:09

Brainiac :

CLAIM DOWN NO ONE WAS FOWLED!!!

2005-02-03 17:00:00

rahpower :

I just received my copy of this beautiful "chicken" poster from Withremote. I believe it is from the original Kinko's print run that Brainiac mentioned. It's a lovely 8.5" X 11".

2005-02-03 16:02:08

Shad :

Shoot. They should just use this one. I can't be that hard to find that date font and change it up.

2005-02-01 22:17:37

DWITT :

the guy who is doing it doesn't have any of his work posted here.

2005-02-01 22:10:44

Shad :

Everyone in Minneapolis wants to do this poster now. Who gets it?

2005-02-01 22:06:59

DWITT :

this show, which was cancelled due to First Ave tempoorarily closing, HAS BEEN RE-SCHEDULED!
Huzzah!

2005-02-01 11:24:33

Brainiac :

Can someone post a link to the fake Zeppelin posters?

2005-02-01 11:18:21

Cody Pomeroy :

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAAWWWK BAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKK

2005-02-01 11:15:51

steve w :

now THIS is amazing linework

2005-02-01 11:11:59

Rob :

turkey!

2004-12-29 20:38:31

8ball :

the eyes have called me through the vast reaches of space and time to defend their honor..

2004-12-29 20:31:52

perkins :

Oh no you did NOT.

2004-12-29 20:30:23

8ball :

the original "weird chicken"..

2004-12-29 19:48:08

pagan :

I am still loving this chicken!

2004-12-22 09:30:41

pagan :

I am still down with this chicken!

2004-12-22 09:30:02

Tenebrini :

"so.. why is Nate a snitch? wha happen?"
Because when the Classifieds were new and people were told by Clay to only sell stuff via classifides, no more "FOR SALE" type threads endlessly bumped, Kozik disobeyed and strated a thread to sell more of his cool, yet useless crap. Nate, frustrated with that blatant disregard for authority, the flagrant violation of the Gigposters.com law, "ratted him out" and Kozik got a sound beating. Or maybe the thread got pulled... I don't remember.

2004-12-22 09:09:30

poguemahone :

good morning mr. chicken. feeling lonely? unloved? confused? don't worry. we all feel that way at some point in our short lives. get out of bed and take in some fresh air. eat a rock. scratch the ground. bask in the sun. just like everyone you were created for a reason although that reason may remain unknown to you for the rest of your days. don't dwell on it. your life is what you make of it, not your creator. you can do anything you set your pea sized brain on. maybe even a metal poster someday.

2004-12-22 08:49:16

Kurt :

2004-12-17 12:51:55

whiteyhouston :

nauseous! so.. why is Nate a snitch? wha happen?

2004-12-02 11:02:44

Milly Barnard :

this bird is immortal

2004-12-02 09:22:59

[301STUDIOS] :

We should really just let this bird die.

2004-12-02 09:17:10

Cody Pomeroy :

fucking hell, Lets go for 500!!! we can do it guys!

2004-12-02 08:31:27

Thee Alex :

I can't believe I didn't realise how turkeyish this turkey is. I must go now and re-evaluate my entire life!

2004-12-02 08:18:57

Brendan Jordan :

Didn't I read in some thread that this show had been cancelled?

2004-12-01 17:35:54

birdsandrabbits :

intensity? INTENSITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

2004-12-01 10:09:19

Brainiac :

I'd like to have seen a thread with real-time photo updates of the print run live from Kinkos.

2004-12-01 09:59:02

Cody Pomeroy :

Four Six Seven

2004-11-17 14:21:19

Rob :

this turkey is hand drawn.
no cut-n-paste here, nope.

2004-11-17 13:56:50

Rob :

TURKEY!!!!!

2004-11-15 08:32:29

steve w :

buk.
buk.buk.

2004-11-13 17:44:21

slater :

BUMP!!!

2004-11-13 17:38:35

Brainiac :

A turkey! Guh. My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is white. Wrong is right.
I will now go out and found a religious cult and demand human sacrifices to our new turkey god.
Who's with me?

2004-11-13 16:19:23

8ball :

Just be stoked you aren't working...I got another hour left, sitting in this fucking place..

2004-11-13 15:51:43

ajosephb :

I am painfully bored...
I'm either gunna go get a bottle of whiskey or goto bestbuy and get something I don't need

2004-11-13 15:50:22

8ball :

ditto...
and you still haven't found me a turkey poster..I believe Rob found this one...

2004-11-13 15:47:38

ajosephb :

I am suoer duper bored...

2004-11-13 15:46:33

8ball :

DAMMIT!!
Now I need to find a turkey recipe. I can't believe everyone has been calling this a chicken this whole time.

2004-11-13 15:45:01

ajosephb :

Robs calculator is goofy

2004-11-13 15:44:30

Rob :

80% of these comments are about chicken.
80% of the these comments are now irrelevant.
gooble gooble

2004-11-13 15:43:31

8ball :

No way! The first person perspective of this poster indicates that the "tail" in the back is actual the chicken's human lover, cradling it in his/her hands and staring lovingly into the chicken's eyes before sucking face with said chicken.

2004-11-13 15:42:20

ajosephb :

rob is right...
its either a turkey or a mongoloid peacock

2004-11-13 15:40:35

Rob :

it even has a turkey's tail.
chicken's don't have tails like that.

2004-11-13 15:39:49

8ball :

NOPE! That's isn't flesh hanging from it's head..it's obviously crying.. :cry:

2004-11-13 15:38:14

ajosephb :

gobble gobble gobble

2004-11-13 15:36:20

Rob :

you know what?? the date for the show is 11/24 (thanksgiving is 11/25) and it looks to have that piece of skin that hangs from a turkey's head.
HA! THIS IS A TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-13 15:35:41

ajosephb :

Hey turkeys..
I am eating chicken noodle soup right now...

2004-11-13 15:35:26

8ball :

Alright, I just stared at it for 30 seconds....I can't suspend my disbelief....Those big eyes are staring back at me and saying "not a turkey..not a turkey.."

2004-11-13 15:32:23

Rob :

suspend your disbelief, 8ball.
this is a turkey.

2004-11-13 15:30:29

8ball :

This sure is one "turkey" of a poster....har har har!
No, not what I'm looking for...I need a poster with a turkey on it!

2004-11-13 15:29:36

Rob :

i think we can do it.
rally the troops!

2004-11-13 15:27:25

ajosephb :

damn you silver...now I am focred to help us get this to 500 comments

2004-11-13 15:26:38

Rob :

this is a turkey in disguise.

2004-11-13 15:25:27

Cody Pomeroy :

I have a date with this motherfucker in about an hour and a half...with some sliced carrots, potatos, onions, and gravy.

2004-10-25 17:50:32

jasoncross :

posters ass. bands ass. shut the fuck up!

2004-10-25 17:48:24

MaximumFluoride :

"Designing for free isn't exactly great incentive to put out a masterpiece."
Then don't do the poster. Free or not you owe it to the band to put your best effort into it. I pretty much never get paid to do posters or flyers.
Lame excuse.

2004-10-25 17:45:00

zom-zom :

No, I do not have to live up to your expectations.

2004-10-25 17:27:42

perkins :

Hey Cluck-cluck, after all the remarks you've made about this poster, your 3 bands had better be good.
Nate's a good designer. Seems to me that if you guys wanted a better poster, between 5 bands you could have come up with a little cash (& a little more time). Designing for free isn't exactly great incentive to put out a masterpiece.

2004-10-25 17:23:42

zom-zom :

It's a chicken. I guess.

2004-10-25 17:06:06

lil_tuffy :

how long are we going to beat this dead horse?

2004-10-25 17:00:46

doggydoodle :

:mrgreen: I will SEE it too!

2004-10-25 16:41:27

doggydoodle :

I would go to this show ordinarily but after seeing this poster I think I will go wee a movie.

2004-10-25 16:41:04

seripop :

what zom-zom doesn't like noise rock? that's pretty surprising considering the scene rifle sport come from......

2004-10-25 16:40:54

danielpwilliams :

sub genres yay!

2004-10-25 16:39:30

dennyschmickle :

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS HAS TO STOP.

2004-10-25 16:39:09

zom-zom :

" we seek out bands that play noise rock/art rock and they seek us out "
Oh God, no. Please no.

2004-10-25 16:37:58

Rob :

my gradpappy once told me, "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

2004-10-25 15:48:03

Decabet :

Perkins! Perkins! Perkins! Perkins!

2004-10-25 15:47:28

peeper :

Dear Zom, Please indicate extra crispy or original recipe. Yours, peep

2004-10-25 15:46:21

seripop :

perkins- the bands we do stuff for , for the most part tend to be the same type of music we seek out bands that play noise rock/art rock and they seek us out that is the type of music yannick and i are interested THUS the type of clients we tend to get

2004-10-25 15:45:53

RichieGoodtimes :

Good afternoon Billy!

2004-10-25 15:41:36

perkins :

seripop 2004-10-21 11:20:23 i agree the venue was trying to help doesmn't change that this is a shitty poster that has zero to do with the music or the fact that the artist has a wack "fuck the bands" 'tude poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed
Oh, PLEASE. I'm not disagreeing with your basic philosophy, but you can't anyone to believe that you guys design your posters for the bands. If that were the case, the styles of your posters would be as diverse as the bands' music, instead of all looking roughly the same.

2004-10-25 15:39:50

zom-zom :

It's made of plastic and aluminum film.

2004-10-25 13:57:48

perkins :

I chewed up a Rifle Sport CD today. A little gristly, but it did taste like chicken.
Therein lies your concept.

2004-10-25 13:39:56

Rob :

howard cosell said:
"It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homosapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence."

2004-10-25 13:26:12

zom-zom :

Concurrance.

2004-10-25 13:23:48

philaarts.com :

at this point zom zom will agree this poster was great promotion for him, probably better than any other gigposter did in the past.
chicken did its part.

2004-10-25 13:16:10

zom-zom :

That's the spirit.

2004-10-25 13:03:40

Cody Pomeroy :

:roll:

2004-10-25 12:59:27

zom-zom :

No, you should for having contributed nothing.

2004-10-25 12:49:20

Cody Pomeroy :

after 400 this suddenly became boring and repetetive, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

2004-10-25 12:32:23

CCCP :

I always love the catch all of 'no hard feelings.'

2004-10-25 12:31:06

Thee Alex :

You might find you get one once you are out of your shells.

2004-10-25 12:18:10

zom-zom :

I'll put Nate on the guest list. Hope he shows up. No hard feelings, just chik'n hating.

2004-10-25 12:15:55

Thee Alex :

I think Nate should go to the gig and confront Zom-zom-zom, or maybe he is too chicken?
Perhaps he should check out the eggs-its to make sure of a quick getaway.....

2004-10-25 11:59:13

Thee Alex :

Eggs-tremely happy to see this is back in its rightful place, being discussed by the great and good of Gigposters.com
Poster of the year?

2004-10-25 11:54:54

zom-zom :

Nope! I mean Yup!

2004-10-25 11:14:17

jasoncross :

stop with the self promotion...for someone who hates this poster you sure do keep bringing the motherfucker up.

2004-10-25 11:13:27

zom-zom :

Beany was too kind, Woody was a real asshole.
Heckle and Jeckel, now those were some birds.

2004-10-25 11:12:34

kpellet :

Whoa, there are a lotta posts. I used to watch Woody Woodpecker after school religiously. Beany and Cecil was better, but Woody still was great.

2004-10-25 11:02:45

jasoncross :

what a piece of shit :sly:

2004-10-25 10:59:00

danielpwilliams :

the reason fo veagan. :(

2004-10-25 10:54:06

Switch :

which came first...the chicken or zom-zom?

2004-10-25 10:52:09

Tenebrini :

Well done people. Now why stop at 400? Go for 500!!!!
CHI-CKEN! CHI-CKEN! CHI-CKEN!

2004-10-25 10:49:57

Unitus :

Nate is good-people. I'll vouch.

2004-10-25 10:45:12

doggydoodle :

Here's to the possibility to what an asshole could have drawn! :mrgreen:

2004-10-25 10:44:28

Kurt :

Any Toni Braxton fans in the house?

2004-10-25 10:44:19

Rob :

clinton said:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

2004-10-25 10:42:42

doggydoodle :

I smell something good!

2004-10-25 10:42:11

Cody Pomeroy :

only a few more and we hit a record I think.

2004-10-25 10:40:58

Rob :

when asked why the chicken crossed the road, ken starr replied:
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road, until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations, have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.).

2004-10-25 10:38:39

zom-zom :

Nate may be a good person, who knows.
I do know that this chik'n poster sucks.

2004-10-25 10:38:29

zom-zom :

How original.

2004-10-25 10:37:42

bathroom monkey :

lets focus on tur-duck-ens. i mean a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken, is atleast three times cooler than just a chicken.
btw, Nate is good people. I have a dump truck stencile of his hanging in my house, good stuff.

2004-10-25 10:37:38

Cody Pomeroy :

I think I'm gonna make a roast chicken for dinner tonight.

2004-10-25 10:37:19

zom-zom :

That sounds nauseating.

2004-10-25 10:37:10

doggydoodle :

I hope Jamba starts serving their pumpkin smoothies soon.

2004-10-25 10:34:25

zom-zom :

Yeah, me too. I'll post it when it's done.
So, how is everybody? I'm just fine.

2004-10-25 10:32:52

DWITT :

I am eager to see the poster zom-zom is having made.

2004-10-25 10:26:26

EdGossage :

I dont care about this poster or the comotion it caused, BUT i like Nate, hes top notch, and i thought i would do my part on getting this to 400.

2004-10-25 10:21:47

Cody Pomeroy :

same here, gonna down some food here in a few moments.
hope it's chicken.

2004-10-25 10:20:14

DWITT :

I think I could eat a whole one o'them KFC game day buckets of chicken.
Man, I got a powerful hunger today.

2004-10-25 10:18:29

Cody Pomeroy :

chik fil a

2004-10-25 10:00:13

Tenebrini :

19 more!
400! 400! 400!
DO IT PEOPLE!!!

2004-10-25 09:59:55

Milly Barnard :

I dreamt about the chicken last night....

2004-10-25 09:58:22

ryanaugust :

Don't forget the chicken.

2004-10-25 08:35:59

Thee Alex :

This thread still eggs-tant?

2004-10-24 13:39:29

ZELIG :

Eggs-actley what I was thinki . . . Christ, I'm putting the gun my mouth now.

2004-10-24 06:10:04

Thee Alex :

Eggs-ellent

2004-10-24 06:06:02

connor13 :

die gay chicken. die.

2004-10-22 17:04:47

DWITT :

wrong again.
It's Howie Mandell.

2004-10-22 17:03:53

Unitus :

no. it's one of those foam children's bath sponges.

2004-10-22 17:02:04

rahpower :

I don't think that it's an oven mitt. I would guess that it's a toaster cozy.

2004-10-22 17:01:12

slidingpast :

oh and i think this should be the next flash game.

2004-10-22 16:58:44

slidingpast :

i've finally realized what the hell this thing is, it's an oven mit.

2004-10-22 16:56:02

danieldanger :

every time i see this i think the chicken is like, mesmorized by something floating in front of it. and whatever that is, is the little reflections in his eyes.

2004-10-22 16:53:50

zom-zom :

Since three of my bands names are on said chik'n, I hereby authorize anyone to create shirts, panties, cummerbunds or monocles with the offending chik'n image on it.
I was told that it was my chik'n now, so be it.
Sell them at the show, that would be sweet.

2004-10-22 16:49:35

ryanaugust :

I've become very fond of the chicken after looking at it in the comments section non-stop for the past few days.

2004-10-22 15:16:12

Unitus :

i believe this chicken could be the next smoking bunny.
i see stickers, t-shirts, vinyl toys and more in it's future. bow mortals. bow before your new master.

2004-10-22 13:47:58

pagan :

I think the chicken should be pooping out the name Rifle Sport!

2004-10-22 13:45:39

Unitus :

the chicken rests for no man.

2004-10-22 13:42:57

DWITT :

everyone needs a little rest.

2004-10-22 13:42:26

Cody Pomeroy :

wtf? 3 pages of comments with no chicken? You guys are slipping.

2004-10-22 13:41:29

pagan :

Seripop said fucking to me! Dirty talk, I like it.
Can this Chicken be GP mascot?

2004-10-22 13:12:40

DWITT :

no, withremote did the layout on that poster with my illo on it, he should have known better.
Legal action is in order.
and seripop called you a fucking idiot.

2004-10-22 13:09:41

pagan :

Seripop just called me an IDIOT! I prefer a little hyper, but idiot has a ring to it.............
Poulatarian, You wanna do me huh? Cool, just PM me later. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DWITT 2004-10-22 12:58:40 I think I was ripped off.
http://www.gigposters.com/posters.php?poster=32122
DWITT is taking full responsibility for the chicken episode!

2004-10-22 13:07:06

DWITT :

I think I was ripped off.
http://www.gigposters.com/posters.php?poster=32122

2004-10-22 12:58:40

Unitus :

Cluck Cluck!
Blasphemer!!!

2004-10-22 12:41:04

mnott :

chicken peckers

2004-10-22 12:40:09

rahpower :

As a practicing santero, I believe that this chicken needs to be sacrificed to encourage the satisfaction of the spirits invoked.

2004-10-22 12:39:35

Unitus :

i have to look at it.
per the religion of the divine Chicken, i must look towards the Chicken and pray, 5 times a day.
"oooohhmmmmmmm. cluck cluck. oooohhmmmmmm."

2004-10-22 12:33:37

Cody Pomeroy :

we can get this to 400 as long as we can bear looking at it...c'mon guys, you have it in you!!!

2004-10-22 12:32:17

Unitus :

CoCo™ is a false idol. Just a stupid kitten.
Chicken's eyes can see through time. Its beak can crumble mountains. Its talons will crush all in its path. It's feathers can comfort the world, and let it be known that the Chicken is risen, and it is good.

2004-10-22 12:30:13

dspring :

"the chicken is my new god."
Oh shit, CoCo™ is gonna be pissed! :|
I'm building an Ark as we speak.

2004-10-22 12:27:13

RichieGoodtimes :

Mornin' Murph!

2004-10-22 12:26:26

Unitus :

i disagree. i think the chicken is whimsical and i could look at it all day. thanks for 'bumping' it everyone.
the chicken is my new god.

2004-10-22 12:22:49

MURPHY :

"i am really tired of seeing this thing "
I agree

2004-10-22 12:21:04

Cody Pomeroy :

wait...I think the chicken is starting to tell me something.

2004-10-22 12:16:04

RichieGoodtimes :

Mornin' Mike King!
Blah blah blah blah blah!

2004-10-22 12:15:09

Cody Pomeroy :

The Seagull perches on the Steeple in the rain.

2004-10-22 12:15:00

mike king :

isnt this over yet? i am really tired of seeing this thing hi richie

2004-10-22 12:13:34

The Poulritarian :

shit i was up at 6:30am! I hate.

2004-10-22 12:07:40

DWITT :

chicken fried humor with a side of sarcasm?

2004-10-22 12:00:09

DWITT :

MORNIN RICHIE!!
what's for breakfast?

2004-10-22 11:57:41

RichieGoodtimes :

Mornin' everyone.

2004-10-22 11:43:44

DWITT :

Change the text and this could very easily be a Metallica poster.

2004-10-22 11:32:29

kozik :

but only over the outside of his tan highwater courderoys.

2004-10-22 11:32:29

Cody Pomeroy :

Dave Mayer always wears clean underwear when he goes out.

2004-10-22 11:31:33

doggydoodle :

You can bang some guy's wife if you have 2 red sox tix. other that that - not much

2004-10-22 11:24:49

nemotron :

so... what did i miss?

2004-10-22 11:22:08

ENothing :

"Over, buh-GAWK!"

2004-10-22 11:20:04

doggydoodle :

she sure ran funny.

2004-10-22 11:19:22

kozik :

yes it played Jack's Wife.

2004-10-22 11:16:36

Kurt :

Look at aerosmith, they are old guys now and still rockin!

2004-10-22 11:16:34

doggydoodle :

Was this chicken featured in The Shining?

2004-10-22 11:11:06

Cody Pomeroy :

Phish sucks

2004-10-22 11:05:45

scott campbell :

fuck this poster

2004-10-22 11:04:29

doggydoodle :

I think my couch has feathers in it. But I can't be certain.

2004-10-22 11:03:08

tanxxx :

please... stop !

2004-10-22 11:02:33

Tenebrini :

400 - do it !

2004-10-22 11:00:22

DWITT :

I feel confident we can hit the 400 mark today.

2004-10-22 10:40:30

philaarts.com :

better make it unique or he can sue for copyright.

2004-10-22 10:36:11

The Poulritarian :

Well I'm not paying the artist a grand for usage on a chicken that I'm not fond of in the first place. But I'm no thief, so I'll draw my own damn chicken. But I don't know if I'm capable of drawing a chicken as ugly as this one. ;)

2004-10-22 10:34:43

standard :

but cafepress does such quality work....

2004-10-22 10:28:22

philaarts.com :

you would have to pay or get the permission of the artist, a one time merch usage fee for a shirt runs about a grand.

2004-10-22 10:23:07

DWITT :

The new Minnesota State Bird.

2004-10-22 10:16:47

The Poulritarian :

How much will it cost me to get this ugly fucking chicken poster made into a t-shirt. I'm going to sell them at the show. Cost estimates! I need cost estimates!

2004-10-22 10:06:38

Cody Pomeroy :

Pearl Jam sucks.

2004-10-22 09:49:49

Beto Ramirez :

Wow! This is the most commented poster i've ever seen. :o

2004-10-22 09:47:19

seripop :

how "known" a band is is fuckin' irealevant

2004-10-22 09:23:03

philaarts.com :

to be fair. when someone says dokken, we all know the band. maybe the music isnt our taste, but they are like, a known band.

2004-10-22 09:21:10

seripop :

pagan is officially a fucking idiot.

2004-10-22 09:15:44

Cody Pomeroy :

BAWK BAWK!!

2004-10-22 09:12:24

The Poulritarian :

poulsdfkhsdflkjbns...douchebag, part 2.
Why the hell am I douchebag? I wasn't calling people names. I was just having fun with Pagan who got all upiddy and cluckiddy needing to "understand"

2004-10-22 09:09:42

Cody Pomeroy :

There are 309 comments on this poster...is it a record yet?

2004-10-22 09:09:03

The Poulritarian :

Pagen Writes: I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we Swauk :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :P :P :lol: 8) :mrgreen:

2004-10-22 08:44:56

philaarts.com :

fibercon.

2004-10-22 06:38:01

Punchgut :

shadupalready

2004-10-21 22:32:46

goad74 :

This poster is an insult to three year olds everywhere ...wait, what? No more comments? Fuck.
All right I take it back.

2004-10-21 22:27:26

Brainiac :

Clay is sick and may die. Don't bother him, let him sleep. I've decided no one may even look at this poster ever again, let alone comment on it. That's it. It's over. Fini. Okay, go.

2004-10-21 22:23:13

Moss :

I nominate it for poster of the week--- Clay?

2004-10-21 22:19:14

msaputo :

Best. Poster. Ever.

2004-10-21 22:09:35

zom-zom :

My life just got better, as if that was possible.

2004-10-21 21:07:30

kozik :

as a prize you are awarded a new name... JIB-JAB

2004-10-21 21:05:30

zom-zom :

I win!

2004-10-21 20:59:34

nick :

299...

2004-10-21 20:59:14

rahpower :

I like these bands as well. I will be flying in from NYC to see the show. (also, mom would like to see me for thanksgiving ;) )
Zom is a cool guy, as are the members of all of these bands. Zom plays a mean guitar, it's always great to see TT bang on the drums, Arcwelder are always a good time, fuck all of these bands are good and fun. This will be a great show. Rifle Sport is a legend in the Entry. I believe that they have played there more times than any other band.

2004-10-21 20:07:19

dustin wallace :

i like these bands. i wish i could go.

2004-10-21 19:55:14

RichieGoodtimes :

I am also in Rifle Sport.

2004-10-21 19:43:09

RichieGoodtimes :

I'm a member of Ridle Sport now.
I think this poster is great.

2004-10-21 19:36:09

tanxxx :

I couldn't see an alive chicken anymore. Yes, Thinkmule, let's kill him.

2004-10-21 19:35:50

tysonkreft :

i'm with thinkmule... let's kill this. please!

2004-10-21 19:32:34

thinkmule :

I wish this chicken would DIE DIE DIE>>>>>

2004-10-21 19:29:05

8ball :

I think it's too late for you, Andy..
:dance: :dance:

2004-10-21 19:14:14

andydiesel :

8ball- you gotta stop doing that *Doosh**Doosh* thing, i'm gonna have that stuck in my head all night now.

2004-10-21 19:11:21

andydiesel :

Jesus fucking christ, this is way more than ridiculous.

2004-10-21 19:09:51

8ball :

*DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH**DOOSH* :dance: :dance: :dance:

2004-10-21 19:09:21

MaximumFluoride :

I have yet to read a single comment by Zom Zom that makes me think he is a douchbag.

2004-10-21 19:07:34

Brendan Jordan :

I agree with Melia because she is both smart and cool.

2004-10-21 19:06:33

melia :

"After reading the comments, I think this poster fits Rifle Sport perfectly."
i'm with 8ball.
withremote's attitude sucks ass, and it will come back to bite him eventually.
this poster sucks ass, which is perfect for the band (as represented here).
zom-zom is a total douchebag.
poulsdfkhsdflkjbns...douchebag, part 2.
philaarts is my hero.

2004-10-21 19:03:08

altieri :

Ooo! I'm number 284! I am using for the Daily number!

2004-10-21 18:12:07

Brendan Jordan :

I suppose that depends on whether it's a hen or a rooster.

2004-10-21 17:50:44

kozik :

does the chicken have a penis?

2004-10-21 17:48:32

Brendan Jordan :

awwww . . . that statement made me feel bad about myself for posting on GigPosters.

2004-10-21 17:44:33

RichieGoodtimes :

brownthing Joined: 26 Jan 2004 Posts: 36 Location: minneapolism Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 49 pm Post subject: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ a good read indeed.... that chicken thing is truly crapulent. don't care much for any of his other stuff either.
i stopped submitting my prints at gigposters about a year ago cuz of the drama mutha-fucken b.s. that goes on... the site is overrun with wannabes and poseur hacks. not worth the mental energy dump to even browse there more than once a month or so.
http://www.browncrap.com/

2004-10-21 17:36:27

pagan :

Go to the board, got a few things to tell ya there

2004-10-21 17:35:17

Sash :

~^~^~^~^~^~^~ <*><*><*><*>

2004-10-21 17:35:12

zom-zom :

So far, in my Internet Message Board career, I've been called:
xom-xom dum-dum zim-zum bum-bum bom-bom bon-bon pom-pom
That's superdooperawesometothemax!

2004-10-21 17:35:08

DWITT :

I think the only reason this has gone on so long is because we all miss Art Chantry.

2004-10-21 17:33:19

zom-zom :

More bile and venom!

2004-10-21 17:31:20

8ball :

After reading the comments, I think this poster fits Rifle Sport perfectly.

2004-10-21 17:23:25

pagan :

Dokken is old, he is not overly liked either, but the point is I do not know him nor hang with him, I know a Guitarist named Billy White who played in the Dokkens band, so your comments are much like you as a person, Stupid! I was answering a question from someone else, did not know it had to be answered to pom poms liking. You are old, and you are not known, you are nobody and full of shit. Have a nice day.

2004-10-21 17:23:20

zom-zom :

Please spell better when attempting to critique my funnies.

2004-10-21 17:19:53

John A :

2004-10-21 17:19:27

RichieGoodtimes :

Please be funnier when attamptng to insult people.
Thank you.
The Management

2004-10-21 17:19:00

zom-zom :

"I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we talk"
Well, I'm sure no Don Dokken! (rhymes with Rockin'!) Fuckin A, dood, you got me there! You hang with Rock Royalty.
I'll bet they're older than me. Go crash your hog into a comic book shop, you old dork.

2004-10-21 17:17:37

DWITT :

Right now, withremote is convinced this is his most popular poster ever.
We're gonna pass 300 comments easy. Go Team!

2004-10-21 17:16:00

8ball :

"As a chef, I dislike recipes that include garlic powder. "
For some reason, I'm reminded of the "dog food? I'll show him dog food!" chef from Caddyshack.

2004-10-21 17:15:53

RichieGoodtimes :

It's science. You can't argue with science.

2004-10-21 17:15:39

pagan :

pom pom, you are the fucking joke, wildly successful my ass never heard of you or your band(s) silly ass chicken represented bands are highly successful,HAW better take ya some depends on your next European tour pom pom.

2004-10-21 17:13:46

RichieGoodtimes :

Old people can't play music.
Scientifically proven fact.
Hurry up and die.

2004-10-21 17:12:46

zom-zom :

As a chef, I dislike recipes that include garlic powder.
That's an awful lot of work just to duplicate some hillbilly cooking.

2004-10-21 17:11:34

zom-zom :

Never happened.

2004-10-21 17:10:12

Michael M. Motorcycle :

8ball 2004-10-21 15:45:44 If you love crispy chicken sandwiches - and especially if you don't live in the West - you'll want to try out this clone of the tasty Carl's Jr. creation. The recipe makes four of the addicting chicken sandwiches from the California-based chain, but will also come in handy for making a delicious homemade ranch dressing. Try using some lean turkey bacon, fat-free Swiss cheese, and fat-free mayonnaise if you feel like cutting back on the fat. Then you can eat two.
Ranch Dressing
1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons sour cream 1 tablespoon buttermilk 1 1/2 teaspoons white vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon parsley 1/8 teaspoon onion powder dash dill weed dash garlic powder dash ground black pepper 2 teaspoons hot water 1/2 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
6 to 8 cups vegetable shortening 1 egg 1 cup water 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 4 chicken breast fillets 4 sesame seed hamburger buns 4 lettuce leaves 4 tomato slices Kraft Swiss cheese Singles 8 slices bacon, cooked
1. Preheat 6 to 8 cups of shortening in a deep fryer to 350 degrees. If you don't have a deep fryer, you can also pan fry using a large frying pan and just a couple cups of shortening. 2. To prepare the ranch dressing, combine all of the ingredients except the water and gelatin in small bowl. Mix the water with the gelatin in a small cup until all of the gelatin is dissolved. Add this gelatin solution to the other ingredients and stir. Cover and chill the dressing until it's needed. 3. Beat the egg and then combine with 1 cup water in a small, shallow bowl. Stir. 4. Combine the flour, salt, paprika, onion powder and garlic powder in another shallow bowl. 5. Pound each of the breast fillets with a mallet until about 1/4-inch thick. Trim each breast fillet until it is round. 6. Working with one fillet at a time, first coat each fillet with the flour, then dredge it in the egg and water mixture. Coat the chicken once again in the flour and set it aside until all of the fillets have been coated. 7. Fry the chicken fillets for 8 to 12 minutes or until light brown and crispy. 8. As chicken is frying, prepare each sandwich by grilling the face of the hamburger buns on a hot skillet over medium heat. Spread about 1 1/2 teaspoons of the ranch dressing on the face of the top and bottom buns. 9. On the bottom bun, stack a leaf of lettuce and a tomato slice. 10. When the chicken is done frying, remove the fillets from the fryer and drain them on paper towels or a rack for a couple minutes. 11. Stack one fillet on the bottom of the sandwich (on top of the tomato), then stack a slice of the Swiss cheese onto the chicken. 12. Arrange the bacon, crosswise, on top of the Swiss cheese, then top off the sandwich with the top bun. Repeat the stacking process for each of the remaining sandwiches. Makes 4 sandwiches. This sounds fantastic 8ball. Thanks for sharing. :lol:

2004-10-21 17:10:00

RichieGoodtimes :

Do you usually have a hard time realizing that you're being played?

2004-10-21 17:09:19

zom-zom :

philfaarts, you seem to have some sort of problem with people aging and continuing to do things that they love to do. Again, I'm 46. I still play in bands because:
a) I love to do it. b) I still can do it. c) People still are entertained by my music.
Instead of getting all embarassingly ageist on us, why don't you just "let it go" that there are people my age still playing in current, cool, and innovative bands? I saw a "comment on this poster" link. I commented on it. I wasn't very mean. It snowballed into a very lovely disaster. You enjoy reading and contributing to this.
And "pagan", "wildly successful" is exactly what I call my Career in Rock. I've been able to tour all over the US and Europe. I've played music that I like and make in front of thousands of people. If you really believe that this piddly poster deal is of much concern to me, you're simply part of the joke yourself.
I shall continue to age, just as each and every one of you is doing at more or less the same rate as me. Personally, I'm not going out complacent, retired and relaxed.
My God you people, it's all been a Big Fucking Hoot, hasn't it?

2004-10-21 17:03:17

pagan :

Poultrypunk, You really are fixing to get on my nerves, you do not know me but you are fixing too. I know a few people that have toured nationaly and internationaly like Billy White from Don Dokken, Jason McMasters from dangerous Toys, are two of the bigger names, I have a lot of friends around the industry that are lesser known and they have friends and we talk, so I am not as ignorant as you may want to make me appear. It is funny how you would call me kid, is that your feable attempt to talk down to me, make it your last else our conversations will be up to what I call par. If you do not want me to go off on you shut the fuck up you are talking to a 38 year old man, not a kid. Who the hell are you anyways?

2004-10-21 17:01:16

doggydoodle :

oh fuck!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:

2004-10-21 16:19:04

8ball :

If you love crispy chicken sandwiches - and especially if you don't live in the West - you'll want to try out this clone of the tasty Carl's Jr. creation. The recipe makes four of the addicting chicken sandwiches from the California-based chain, but will also come in handy for making a delicious homemade ranch dressing. Try using some lean turkey bacon, fat-free Swiss cheese, and fat-free mayonnaise if you feel like cutting back on the fat. Then you can eat two.
Ranch Dressing
1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons sour cream 1 tablespoon buttermilk 1 1/2 teaspoons white vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon parsley 1/8 teaspoon onion powder dash dill weed dash garlic powder dash ground black pepper 2 teaspoons hot water 1/2 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
6 to 8 cups vegetable shortening 1 egg 1 cup water 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 4 chicken breast fillets 4 sesame seed hamburger buns 4 lettuce leaves 4 tomato slices Kraft Swiss cheese Singles 8 slices bacon, cooked
1. Preheat 6 to 8 cups of shortening in a deep fryer to 350 degrees. If you don't have a deep fryer, you can also pan fry using a large frying pan and just a couple cups of shortening. 2. To prepare the ranch dressing, combine all of the ingredients except the water and gelatin in small bowl. Mix the water with the gelatin in a small cup until all of the gelatin is dissolved. Add this gelatin solution to the other ingredients and stir. Cover and chill the dressing until it's needed. 3. Beat the egg and then combine with 1 cup water in a small, shallow bowl. Stir. 4. Combine the flour, salt, paprika, onion powder and garlic powder in another shallow bowl. 5. Pound each of the breast fillets with a mallet until about 1/4-inch thick. Trim each breast fillet until it is round. 6. Working with one fillet at a time, first coat each fillet with the flour, then dredge it in the egg and water mixture. Coat the chicken once again in the flour and set it aside until all of the fillets have been coated. 7. Fry the chicken fillets for 8 to 12 minutes or until light brown and crispy. 8. As chicken is frying, prepare each sandwich by grilling the face of the hamburger buns on a hot skillet over medium heat. Spread about 1 1/2 teaspoons of the ranch dressing on the face of the top and bottom buns. 9. On the bottom bun, stack a leaf of lettuce and a tomato slice. 10. When the chicken is done frying, remove the fillets from the fryer and drain them on paper towels or a rack for a couple minutes. 11. Stack one fillet on the bottom of the sandwich (on top of the tomato), then stack a slice of the Swiss cheese onto the chicken. 12. Arrange the bacon, crosswise, on top of the Swiss cheese, then top off the sandwich with the top bun. Repeat the stacking process for each of the remaining sandwiches. Makes 4 sandwiches.

2004-10-21 15:45:44

RichieGoodtimes :

I know the singer from Mom's Donkey Show.
He saw this and said it was really crappy.
Then he said something else about some other stuff that is none of your business.

2004-10-21 15:45:03

The Poulritarian :

Come on Pegan. ...Sorry people, but wildly successful people in the music industry do not have this sort of problem of venues stepping on them, lots of bands demand that they approve the posters. How the hell would you know what successful people in rock think about this sort of thing? Your talkin chicken crap again kid. Please list the rock stars you've discussed this with. Please list phone numbers as well so I can chat them up.

2004-10-21 15:42:50

TBM :

What are the friggin' odds.....after all this dang discussion, of which I have ignored most...the gul-dern chicken pops up on my random.
Mother-clucker poultry.

2004-10-21 15:10:32

pagan :

I do not think that I understand...This Zom Zom said "My Career in Rock has been wildly successful" Sorry people, but wildly successful people in the music industry do not have this sort of problem of venues stepping on them, lots of bands demand that they approve the posters. I refuse to believe what is said until post number 300!

2004-10-21 15:06:30

Cody Pomeroy :

the comments section is now 100% chicken!

2004-10-21 13:00:54

Kurt :

he said what?!?

2004-10-21 13:00:51

Cody Pomeroy :

the comments section is now 100% chicken!

2004-10-21 13:00:50

Brainiac :

Those eyes... they fucking follow me around the room!
STOP IT!!! GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-21 12:57:05

Cody Pomeroy :

I picture them more as steak and potato type people...I however had drumsticks last night.

2004-10-21 12:49:01

Rob :

but i bet they eat chicken...so this poster has everything to do with the band.
this poster is a success!!

2004-10-21 12:47:27

Cody Pomeroy :

not this chicken, not enough meat.

2004-10-21 12:43:42

Rob :

i bet every member of the band eats chicken.

2004-10-21 12:40:52

Cody Pomeroy :

the crustacean

2004-10-21 12:37:36

Rob :

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

2004-10-21 12:36:48

Cody Pomeroy :

"if the band hates it you fail" correct, I totally agree with this statement.

2004-10-21 12:34:33

MaximumFluoride :

"poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed "
10000000% correct.

2004-10-21 12:18:12

John A :

Swing to the east, swing to the west Swing to the chicken you love best Come on down & do the chicken squawk with me

2004-10-21 12:12:58

The Poulritarian :

I'm sure they'll put it up and as long as someone put a little passion into their work, I won't chirp about it.

2004-10-21 11:57:20

philaarts.com :

so when are you gonna post the poster that the band gave its stamp o approval?

2004-10-21 11:51:59

The Poulritarian :

i just think this could have been done in a more professional manner.
>AGREED. Someone should have contacted the band before making a poster for their show.
i have been in this situation on both sides, i would have never done this publically.
>The poster was posted publically. Then we all saw it. Then Zom made his comment. Then the artist took a big chicken shit on zom (For the second time)
Here's a question, did the band have a look at the poster before it went up?
>No. Nobody told the band they were doing the poster. The club never asked the band anything. Some person was going on vacation and thus, wanted to get it done before they left.
If I were in a band I'd at least want to have a look at the advertisement for my band before it gets spread around the city
>RIGHT. That would have been a nice option.
...rather than have it be a surprise. If the band didn't bother then how is it the poster maker's fault?
> ? The band never new someone took the chicken by the beak and started the poster.
Also, the poster doesn't go with the band? C'mon, that can be said for about 85% of the posters posted.
>Doesn't matter that the poster doesn't *match* the bands as much as the artist spent two seconds making a chicken-shit poster. That's the point here.... That and it's too much fun to watch you everyone SQWAUK! SQWAUK SQWAUK!

2004-10-21 11:38:54

John A :

If you cut off the head, the body will die.

2004-10-21 11:26:49

Cody Pomeroy :

Here's a question, did the band have a look at the poster before it went up? If I were in a band I'd at least want to have a look at the advertisement for my band before it gets spread around the city rather than have it be a surprise. If the band didn't bother then how is it the poster maker's fault?
Also, the poster doesn't go with the band? C'mon, that can be said for about 85% of the posters posted.

2004-10-21 11:25:48

philaarts.com :

i agree chole. i failed in the eyes of the band. but i dont think that was what they intended to do.
i just think this could have been done in a more professional manner.
i have been in this situation on both sides, i would have never done this publically.

2004-10-21 11:24:20

Tenebrini :

I think Nate was trying to help too...
Just didn't take criticism well...
At all.
Carry on...

2004-10-21 11:22:37

seripop :

i agree the venue was trying to help doesmn't change that this is a shitty poster that has zero to do with the music or the fact that the artist has a wack "fuck the bands" 'tude poster making IS about the bands that is it we exist for the bands if the band hates it , you have failed

2004-10-21 11:20:23

Tenebrini :

Clearly this poster displays proof that both the artist AND the venue have it in for these bands and will stop at nothing to ensure thier complete and utter failure.
REALEASE THE POULTRY!!!

2004-10-21 11:20:00

philaarts.com :

bottom line.
do you think the venue or the artist had the intent to help the gig or hurt it?
so, things didnt work out. but they tried to do something positive to help, not hurt.
guess when they do their 35 year reunion they will play the target center instead and wont have to worry about little clubs.

2004-10-21 11:17:31

seripop :

well when the band playing is local generally they prefer to take care of thier own shit

2004-10-21 11:09:24

Unitus :

stupid venues. always trying to promote their shows. backstabbing fucks!!!

2004-10-21 11:05:27

philaarts.com :

if i had a band and was 60, i would stop touring.
if someone did a poster i didnt like, i would contact the artist and the venue privately instead of having a pissfest for the world to see.

2004-10-21 11:04:44

seripop :

pagan- that's not really how it works often even if a band DOES take care of getting posters made the venue will make other ones and often it sucks everyone in my band is an artist so we usually have one of us take care of posters BUT sometimes the club goes ahead behind our backs

2004-10-21 11:03:55

The Poulritarian :

Now i'm repeating myself. :mrgreen:

2004-10-21 10:44:16

The Poulritarian :

if I had a band I would oversee the posters...
But you don't have a band I guess. So it does not matter what you'd do. You don't know how you'd respond because you are not in zom's shoes. So don't act all high and mighty like you know what the hell your talking about poster-child. Zom is hot. Not to mention an excellent dancer. Very much like David Bowie i'd have to say. Who i'd much rather be talking about right now. He's Thin, beautiful and married to an amazing woman. Yes, both zom and bowie.

2004-10-21 10:40:16

The Poulritarian :

2004-10-21 10:39:34

The Poulritarian :

2004-10-21 10:36:15

philaarts.com :

i think that withremote and zom zom should have a dance off to see who wins.
im picking withremote since he isnt like 70 years old.

2004-10-21 10:16:18

pagan :

Your right my band is not on there, if I had a band I would oversee the posters and not depend on a venue to make my decision, and then complain about it. That is my opinion on the subject.

2004-10-21 10:07:11

The Poulritarian :

But it does not have your bands name on it. So it does not matter if love this stupiduglychickenbird. The birdy needs to deepfry babe, deep fry.

2004-10-21 09:59:16

pagan :

I like the chicken, I have befriended it and embrace its place on earth.

2004-10-21 09:11:59

The Poulritarian :

Kill the chickenbird

2004-10-21 09:02:23

Brendan Jordan :

I say what I want, and I do it, do it, do it in your face.
ya fuggin' pricks ya.

2004-10-21 01:46:18

ZELIG :

Shouldn't that be "Fuck Yous Guys", Yankee?

2004-10-21 01:06:02

Brendan Jordan :

Fuck all y'all. I win :!:

2004-10-21 01:03:08

DWITT :

fuck you Jeph. GO SOX!!!!
zom-zom wins.

2004-10-21 00:48:15

Jeph :

I'm not reading all this...none of you are worth it.

2004-10-20 23:30:49

Michael M. Motorcycle :

Has any poster ever had this many comments?

2004-10-20 23:28:23

kozik :

mayer PMd me he wants to use the chicken as a cock hat.

2004-10-20 23:11:51

DWITT :

how are you, Jeremy?

2004-10-20 22:31:56

[301STUDIOS] :

Hey, how's The Religion Program art coming?

2004-10-20 22:31:31

thinkmule :

hi.

2004-10-20 22:29:55

DWITT :

wow.
A Daego reference on gigposters.
The world just got a lot smaller.

2004-10-20 22:23:08

tysonkreft :

ok it broke 200... let's put it to bed.
by the way... this turkey illo is fantastic!

2004-10-20 21:16:23

Tenebrini :

Somoene should send Nate a certificate of achievement for cracking 200 comments.
Something to hang on the fridge.

2004-10-20 20:31:31

rahpower :

200+
Excellent showing on your first appearance zom.
You mentioned that all chopper riders in Mpls were 300lbs, let's not forget about Daego. ;)

2004-10-20 19:56:14

Eubanks09 :

That being said there is no way I reading all this shit... I remember reading somewhere that a one Mr. Goodtimes can sum things up nicely. If so, now is the time.

2004-10-20 19:49:21

Eubanks09 :

200!

2004-10-20 19:48:06

zom-zom :

Perhaps I need a newer monocle.

2004-10-20 19:27:30

RichieGoodtimes :

Your science textbook was written in 1923, thus out of date and flawed, you old codger.

2004-10-20 19:26:14

zom-zom :

My science textbook has Choppers listed under Urban Hipster Dirtbag Wannabe ride. I'd rather wear my dress.

2004-10-20 19:18:12

[301STUDIOS] :

Oilhjasdofi7qygwer~~!!!!
Oh shit! So fuckin' funny I had a spasm.

2004-10-20 18:54:01

RichieGoodtimes :

It's a scientifically proven fact that cafe racers are girly bikes.

2004-10-20 18:54:01

zom-zom :

If you please.

2004-10-20 18:46:06

amy jo :

so i probably shouldn't wear my chicken costume to this show then..

2004-10-20 18:45:40

zom-zom :

Yes, back to the flat-assed horror of a chicken. Unable to properly incubate the eggs, this ersatz-chicken miserably contemplates it's sad fate with bulging, bilious eyeballs and an empty flat nest.

2004-10-20 18:45:14

kozik :

I have a pimped rigid chopper and a pimped Ducati 749 and I say this chicken drawing sucks diseased hyena ass.
plus withremote will rat you out to the man.

2004-10-20 18:42:46

zom-zom :

...And the cafe-racer="chick" comment was a good insult?
I believe my "weak" comeback was of the same quality.
Unless of course, you are in poor physical shape and I hit a raw nerve. In which case, I'm sorry.

2004-10-20 18:32:11

ajosephb :

A-Rod is pregnant and will be sitting as well...

2004-10-20 17:59:40

ajosephb :

jeter sprained his ankle and is not playing tonight

2004-10-20 17:54:11

slater :

what is the comments a poster has had?

2004-10-20 17:43:09

slater :

500+
c'mon let's make a record here.

2004-10-20 17:42:39

RichieGoodtimes :

There was nothign to take. I appreciate a good insult. Yours was weak.
See...you had to explain it to me. Weak.

2004-10-20 17:40:42

zom-zom :

Ha, you can dish it out but you can't take it. This old dude is only here for laffs and chicken-bashing.
Average chopper-rider around these parts is a 300-pounder. That's why they ride those funny-looking bikes and trikes.
Breaking Circus, yeah, two Rifle Sport members were in that band, I did sound for 'em on tour. That's a band that'll never do a sad reunion though.

2004-10-20 17:33:15

John A :

not a chicken or a quail at all. This is one of those crayoned "hand turkeys" that my kids used to come home with every year just prior to thanksgiving. :bang:

2004-10-20 17:31:22

Grzeca :

Id kill to do a Breaking Circus poster if they ever did a show.

2004-10-20 17:27:40

RichieGoodtimes :

That old dude couldn't keep up with me. I had to drop him.
He started making fat jokes, like I'm Jeph or some shit.

2004-10-20 17:15:39

DWITT :

200 = Success!!
Richie and Zom need to get fired up.
I think Richie needs a Sparks.

2004-10-20 17:09:15

Tenebrini :

WOW! 179 comments. This has far exceeded my expectations. I was a little worried when it stalled at 93 for a while...
Go for 200+

2004-10-20 17:07:25

zom-zom :

Chopper-rider humour.

2004-10-20 17:04:27

RichieGoodtimes :

OK. Now I grow weary of you. That last jab made no sense.
You are free to go.

2004-10-20 16:53:26

zom-zom :

Okay, then I won't make fun of you being morbidly obese.

2004-10-20 16:50:04

RichieGoodtimes :

Oh fuck...a cafe racer. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were a chick.
I'll be gentler.

2004-10-20 16:49:01

zom-zom :

I usually ride my Moto-Guzzi. Cafe-style. I like to go around curves without shuddering.
I'm still riding it, and have been since April. Plenty of riding time around here, and after that it's beautiful snow.

2004-10-20 16:47:01

DWITT :

I've got it.
zom-zom can pay Richie to build the chopper then they can ride out to meet each other in Denver or something and they can exchange zingers over afternoon tea, and it can be webcast so we all can enjoy it LIVE!

2004-10-20 16:46:38

RichieGoodtimes :

If you have so much money then you should build a chopper. You could probably even ride it one week out of the year when you have summer.

2004-10-20 16:44:43

zom-zom :

Nope. I came here to comment on a craptastic poster that had my band(s) name(s) on it.
I'm on enough Internet Message Boards to entertain myself between making fistfulls of money and playing in Rock Bands.
I probably won't stick around to chat about comic books and stuff with you.

2004-10-20 16:42:14

RichieGoodtimes :

I say when this grows tiresome. You're new here. It's my call really. I am the cat and you are the ball of yarn.
You haven't been properly broken in yet.

2004-10-20 16:40:17

DWITT :

Richie, you're not that trendy. You shared a table with me at Flastock2, remember?

2004-10-20 16:37:48

zom-zom :

This grows tiresome.

2004-10-20 16:37:20

RichieGoodtimes :

I am ultra trendy. Ask Kozik. He'll tell you.

2004-10-20 16:34:41

zom-zom :

They sure can be, but this one won't. Visit flyover land and see.
And no, of course I don't know much about you. Nothing really. Same with you. You know nothing about me.
Now, can we get back to the making fun of each other?
Anyways, choppers, yeah I liked them when I was in Jr. High. Back when Real Bikers made them and rode them. Not when West Coast Choppers and all the rich fucking stars decided they needed Chopper Jewelry. I wrench my own bikes, no choppers involved.

2004-10-20 16:32:38

RichieGoodtimes :

Band reunions are embarrassingly sad but I didn't say that.
And what do you really know about me anyways? Not too much, apparently.

2004-10-20 16:27:00

zom-zom :

A Chopper? Man, that's like, embarassingly trendy. Do yourself a favour and get a non-cartoon bike that steers and rides properly.
That or a GTO.. well, I suppose that depends on exactly how much of a testosterone-depletion you are experiencing.

2004-10-20 16:23:11

RichieGoodtimes :

Works great. Thanks for asking. I can't decide whether I wanna buy this GTO or build a chopper.
Life is hard.

2004-10-20 16:03:16

zom-zom :

So, how's that working out for you?
Personally, I like hard work. But you, you live in the City of Hippies I see. Your mornings of Wake 'n Bake followed by hanging out at The Comic Book Shoppe are going to get you nowhere fast. Or slowly.

2004-10-20 16:02:03

standard :

Well, I was sort of hoping "Tom-Tom" would catch on, but so be it.

2004-10-20 15:54:04

RichieGoodtimes :

Cause see...what I do is...I use my brain to figure out how to reap maximum reward with minimum work.
Thats called using your brain. I'm all about leisure.

2004-10-20 15:53:27

zom-zom :

That's right, all these Arteests ply their craft for sheer glory and the occassional Chicken Parlour.

2004-10-20 15:52:20

RichieGoodtimes :

Hardworking people with brains is an oxymoron.

2004-10-20 15:51:21

zom-zom :

"Hi, zom-zom. you can call me Tom-Tom."
I can, but I won't. How about Standard Issue?

2004-10-20 15:51:10

The Poulritarian :

Remember zom... These boys work for free.
I'd be all crabby and sassy too. :mrgreen:

2004-10-20 15:50:43

zom-zom :

Nope, one of those mid-westerners with "brains".
Real hard working types out here.

2004-10-20 15:50:21

standard :

Hi, zom-zom. you can call me Tom-Tom.

2004-10-20 15:49:58

RichieGoodtimes :

Oh. You're one of them people with 'politics.'

2004-10-20 15:48:36

zom-zom :

I don't recognize myself as a "full" one either.

2004-10-20 15:47:53

RichieGoodtimes :

Either one. I don't even really recognize you as a full citizen of America.

2004-10-20 15:46:44

zom-zom :

Which coast? The shitty one or the shitty-but-not-as-sucky East Coast? Your choice.

2004-10-20 15:45:57

dspring :

"With proper discipline, "fun" is not necessary."
Is this some kinda tantric thing?
...are you Sting?

2004-10-20 15:36:20

RichieGoodtimes :

Who cares if I saw them. Sound like a bunch of pussies to me.
It's definitely that mid west thing. You guys never got anything right. You shoulda moved to a coast and doen something.

2004-10-20 15:31:15

dspring :

Bought Songs About Fucking, listened to it, never got into it. Maybe I was expecting something different from the album, I remember reading about it in Pus-Zone in Thrasher, that is what lead me to get it, got a great review.

2004-10-20 15:29:27

zom-zom :

"Pussy and shit"?
Did you ever see them? Opposite of "pussy and shit". I'm starting to get really worked up now. Gosh.

2004-10-20 15:28:23

RichieGoodtimes :

Who told Mayer? How the fuck did you know that Dave?

2004-10-20 15:28:21

RichieGoodtimes :

Albini's lyrics were col and all with Big Black...but the band was kinda like...pussy and shit. Must be a mid west thing.

2004-10-20 15:26:27

8ball :

phila got it..

2004-10-20 15:24:37

zom-zom :

I'm starting to get pretty bent out of shape that you didn't like Big Black now. What is wrong with you?

2004-10-20 15:23:47

Rob :

mind sirens

2004-10-20 15:23:15

zom-zom :

With proper discipline, "fun" is not necessary.

2004-10-20 15:22:52

philaarts.com :

sockeye

2004-10-20 15:22:06

dspring :

I'm 36, I am not Kool with the Kids...
relax, it's a fucking poster you are so bent out of shape about it I was having some fun, you remember what fun is grandpa or should I say faggot?... (your words not mine)
Yeah, there must have been something wrong with me since I did not like Big Black... :roll: not my bag, I liked other bands instead.
Keep on rockin' like Dokken

2004-10-20 15:19:43

shane m :

Mr. Kozik,
Is the chickens butt flatter than my illustrations butt, on poster=36813

2004-10-20 15:16:07

RichieGoodtimes :

One of my favorite songs ever is called 'Steve Albini Fucked Pac Man.'
I'd wager than there's less than 5 people on here that can name the band.

2004-10-20 15:15:05

seripop :

man when i was 17 i was so into big black that i woulda have given albini a tongue bath.....

2004-10-20 15:14:44

zom-zom :

I've come here on and off, thanks to DWITT's work, to check out other artists and their work. I've never commented on any other posters and felt no need to.
This involves me and my stuff so I did comment. A lot. What fun.

2004-10-20 15:13:16

DWITT :

best comments thread in ages.
Thank you zom.

2004-10-20 15:10:39

zom-zom :

"OUCH... sorry grandpa, I will be over here at the kids table."
See, this is the sort of shit-talk that will get you nowhere. You could replace "grandpa" with "faggot" or any other term that you would consider derogatory.
But obviously it's okay to talk down to someone based simply on their age. Ageism is Kool with the Kids, I guess. Funny, when I was a younger feller I looked up to the older dudes that did cool stuff when they were younger.
By the way, I'm not a grandpa, I'm not even a Pa.
You didn't like Big Black when you were 17? What's wrong with you?

2004-10-20 15:09:12

kozik :

unless it has a hidden concavity that flat butt negates successful egg warming.

2004-10-20 15:03:02

philaarts.com :

if this poster said on it "free wings with admission"
that would be like, a great promo.

2004-10-20 14:56:33

dspring :

OUCH... sorry grandpa, I will be over here at the kids table.
I bow to the King of Clever.
(just to appear even less clever, I will let you in on a secret... that is sarcasm - just like the sarcasm I used in previous comments - look it up, it's a real word.)
As far as Albini is concerned, he owes me $8 for a Big Black album I bought when I was 17 - didn't like it.

2004-10-20 14:55:41

kozik :

I think this chicken suffers from foetal alcohol syndrome with them big goggly googly eyes.
its also got a flat butt.

2004-10-20 14:54:59

philaarts.com :

well.. i meant NOT AS GOOD AS RIFLE SPORT. i just figured that was a given.

2004-10-20 14:52:11

Pat. James Longo :

Someone should plate this chicken because it is done.

2004-10-20 14:51:12

zom-zom :

Not really.

2004-10-20 14:49:25

philaarts.com :

nirvana was a good band indeed.

2004-10-20 14:48:44

zom-zom :

"I set a record of cooking 18 quail with an arc welder, battered in flour and served with a brick layer cake.
Fuck Steve Albini, let's see him do that"
I give you a very low score for cleverness, with a bonus deletion of points for attempted Albini-Slagging, which is a sure sign of envy of this hard-working man's deserved successes.

2004-10-20 14:47:10

philaarts.com :

way to lose your potential chicken loving fanbase.

2004-10-20 14:39:42

dspring :

I set a record of cooking 18 quail with an arc welder, battered in flour and served with a brick layer cake.
Fuck Steve Albini, let's see him do that.

2004-10-20 14:38:49

zom-zom :

Steve did a cover for our EP in 1985.
He also respects the way the French invented so many ways to cook chicken. This is a chicken. If you think otherwise, you are wrong. I know from quails.

2004-10-20 14:34:36

ferg2001 :

thanks

2004-10-20 14:33:14

RichieGoodtimes :

dude from band hates poster

2004-10-20 14:31:30

ferg2001 :

richie. i need a 5 word sum up please.

2004-10-20 14:30:33

steve w :

Didn't Steve Albini design a record cover for Rifle Sport?

2004-10-20 14:26:30

dspring :

Sorry, you are wrong, it's a quail.
Count the feathers on the wings if you don't believe me.

2004-10-20 14:22:59

philaarts.com :

you guys voted in jesse ventura right?

2004-10-20 14:19:58

Brainiac :

Yes, but how do you like your chicken?

2004-10-20 14:14:08

zom-zom :

I've got guns, I have hunted for many, many years. Never went quail hunting. I don't know any quail-hunters. I have seen quail though, and this looks nothing like a quail. It looks like a chicken, if it looks like any "real" bird at all.
I did work for First Avenue for four years, I know a bit how it works around there, but it's much, much worse now due to certain people being removed from their jobs.
We've always promoted our own shows, I guess that I didn't even think that they would just let anyone at all crank out a poster for our show. They could have asked us if we wanted one. Perhaps they should do this with all the bands.
And for you kids, "Rifle Sport" was the name of a "shooting gallery" and arcade that used to be in downtown Minneapolis. Our name has nothing to do with hunting.

2004-10-20 14:09:33

Rob :

i think d maybe right.
this changes everything.

2004-10-20 13:55:55

dspring :

This is a quail isn't it. I mean you hunt quail - hence "Rifle Sport" not chickens. Now it fits the band...
You guys are all fucking wrong.

2004-10-20 13:55:06

philaarts.com :

does this come with honey mustard sauce?

2004-10-20 13:38:19

wezzburlesque :

Alright, I've been following this thing from the get go. When I saw that rifle sport was booked in the entry, I knew that it was kind of a big deal. I've been going to that club for the past 12 or so years and working at or working with first ave for the past 4 or 5. I couldn't remember in that time when Rifle Sport had last played there. but from working there, I knew they were Minneapolis old school because one of their posters for an entry show, made by Flour, has been hanging in the booking office for years complete with serious yellowing. but I've also learned from working at first ave, that it is a complete dinosaur and many things are handled in a backwards ass manner. anyone who has worked there, or any local bands that have played there more than a couple times know this even if they love the club and the people that work there. Posters and other promo material have always been handled there in a mediocre to poor fashion. this is especially evident right now. first ave went from paying a whopping $20 a flyer to $0 for the people that do work for them regularly. anyone that does work for them is doing it pro-bono. this creates an enviornment where things like this can happen. right now, posters are handed out like chores and without any artistic guidance. Someone new came on without deep knowledge of Minneapolis rock history and handed out this work order with no mention of the shows significance. So I don't think withremote did any thing wrong necessarily by making this flyer, but I do think you should care what the band thinks of it. And you should be ready for this type of criticism on things that are admittedly dashed off. But to the band, I'm sure with your extensive history in Minneapolis, you are familiar with how first ave handles things, so it takes you right back to the old motto of if you want something done right, do it yourself. If you don't want first ave's in-house flyers circulating, you'll have to tell them that your own ad-mat will be coming. Otherwise, they'll treat it just like one of the other 300 shows that happen in the 7th st. entry every year.

2004-10-20 13:36:14

Rob :

bok-bok

2004-10-20 13:27:23

zom-zom :

I "let it go" a long, long time ago. Now I'm simply pecking at the chicken.
Can't I have any fun? That's what Rock Stars do, you know. Have fun.
And you know what? We are making our own poster. Flour has always done our posters. Check his artwork out, I uploaded an old poster under Rifle Sport.
I have very strong feelings and opinions regarding art. Isn't this a good place to directly confront an artist about his/her work? And, if the artwork somehow involves my art, shouldn't I be able to go on and on about it ad nauseum?
I'll be as repetitive as I like. Like a peckity-peck-pecking chicken, bobbing at bugs.

2004-10-20 13:26:29

philaarts.com :

jimmys chicken shack?
all i know is i dont wanna piss off fisher. anything else is secondary.
plus richie is in a band. he can enlighten us.
rock poster?

2004-10-20 13:25:59

MaximumFluoride :

I think he should keep saying it until people actualy start listening to him. having the opion of an actual band is a good perspective we don't always get around here.

2004-10-20 13:24:41

RichieGoodtimes :

Seriously...would this poster fit any band?

2004-10-20 13:23:53

philaarts.com :

its an election year.

2004-10-20 13:21:23

standard :

why is philaarts always backpedalling?

2004-10-20 13:20:41

philaarts.com :

dont get me wrong, he has everyright to say whatever he wants, but eventually, it gets a little repetitive.
forgive me zom zom. rock on brother.

2004-10-20 13:15:48

ENothing :

I get it. cock, rooster. haw.

2004-10-20 13:15:11

MaximumFluoride :

I like Zom- Zom.

2004-10-20 13:14:00

Cody Pomeroy :

I don't see what's wrong with it....it's pretty cool.

2004-10-20 13:09:10

philaarts.com :

dude, fucking let it go.
dont rock stars have anything better to do? you made your point, you and the artist fought infront of the world... now, like go "rock out with your cock out" or whatever the fuck your band does.
and next time do you own flyer.
christ.

2004-10-20 13:08:02

[301STUDIOS] :

Oh God... I'm rolling. You're too funny.

2004-10-20 13:07:47

zom-zom :

I was also thinking about how the largest singular item on this poster is the chicken. If it was advertising chicken, I suppose that would be fine. But I should think that the band names should be larger than the chicken.
But they're not. They're a tiny footnote as it were.
"Come for the chicken, stay for the bands".

2004-10-20 12:59:18

The Poulritarian :

KILL THE RABBIT I mean bird :evil:

2004-10-18 13:25:05

DWITT :

because this debate decides the fate of that little bird!

2004-10-18 12:36:41

crodrodus :

why did i just read all 90 comments????

2004-10-18 12:34:31

Cody Pomeroy :

I don't get it.

2004-10-18 12:15:10

The Poulritarian :

I could NOT believe my eyes when I saw this poster for THIS show.
Is someone calling first ave and requesting that they not use this!?!
The attitude of the artist is a bummer.
I am never eating bird again.

2004-10-18 12:06:36

Pat. James Longo :

Odd poster. Sometimes on here "child like innocence” is hailed as genius. In this case someone from one of the bands (several of the bands as it were) hated the poster. In the end the bands are the client not the club. We are promoting the bands performance. This logic of “fuck what the band thinks” is what is wrong with the entire music industry. There would be no poster art, clubs or record labels if it were not for the music. Zom Zom should actually be able to say what ever he wants about this and how he feels should be the last word.

2004-10-18 10:19:29

Tenebrini :

DAMN!
The heat on this thread has cooked this chicken.
I can't wait to see it around town or GIANT in the venue.
Nate, humility isn't always bad. People respect it as much as good art. (sometimes)

2004-10-18 09:56:54

philaarts.com :

oh. also. prehaps this could have been done not in front of the whole world.. alike the other poster this weekend that got pulled.
like, maybe im wrong. but certainly a few phone calls would have been ok.
when im wrong, i say im sorry and things usually get smoothed out.
im just sayin.

2004-10-18 09:37:46

Plantweed :

Withremote fucked this up. See, this is a big Touch & Go/Mlps/Albini-styled reunion. I don't know Kontrol Panel, but the other four bands have dozens of records between them. This show is screaming for some kind of midwest/industrial/farm-style poster, that's an obvious first idea. many other concepts would work too.
I like blackened chicken.

2004-10-18 09:34:34

scott campbell :

this poster sucks almost as bad as withremote's attitude. way to be consistent with your sucking.

2004-10-18 09:19:37

[301STUDIOS] :

"I wont appoligise to you or any other member of the band. I'm proud of everything i post. If it's not of good enough quality to post in a public forum no one ever will see it. Don't fucking knowck my chicken....well, actually your chicken."
That right there is some of the most fucked up shit that I ever heard. I feel like apologizing to this man just because the chicken poster came out of my city.

2004-10-18 08:27:50

John A :

That's a damn nice oven mitt.

2004-10-18 08:19:15

philaarts.com :

i thought it was a rooster.
anyway. i feel bad for the artist, as he was just trying to do some promo for a club that requested his services.
but whatever.

2004-10-18 08:11:42

nick :

I wonder why people at these rock music clubs don't seem to just contact someone in headlining band about a poster for the show? I've run into this trouble before. Personally, I like choosing a poster artist myself for local (MPLS) shows.

2004-10-18 07:52:41

john_e_warner :

"If you don't know the bands, why would you do their poster? To me, it's simply self-promotion and takes no consideration of the product as advertised. It's all about the "designer" and their ego. "
yup i only do stuff for bands i like

2004-10-17 22:24:50

john_e_warner :

it just looks totally unfinished

2004-10-17 22:22:12

tysonkreft :

now that he mentions it, you can totally tell it was drawn on a drafting table. impressive!

2004-10-17 21:08:42

withremote :

The rush was caused partly by the venue...well, mostly because of the venue's promotions director who was goign otu of town and need these posters before she went out of town.
I did sit down and listen to some arcwelder tracks before i started this flyer. An email came to me AFTER i had hand placed the lettering for Arcwelder to be the headligning band that the actual headlinign band was Rifle Sport. Never hear dof them, couldnt find any tracks.
With the time alowed i sat down at my drafting table and started to draw arcs and lines untill it started to look like somehting. It just happen to start looking like a chicken, so with my time constraints i went with it.
I wont appoligise to you or any other member of the band. I'm proud of everything i post. If it's not of good enough quality to post in a public forum no one ever will see it. Don't fucking knowck my chicken....well, actually your chicken.

2004-10-17 20:32:56

steve w :

is zom-zom Todd Trainer?

2004-10-17 14:26:15

steve w :

It's not until the end of November? Why the rush, anyway. dumb.

2004-10-17 14:23:12

rahpower :

Zom - I must admit that the "chicken poster" is growing on me. Not because of its artistic merit or because of its representation of the bands, but because I can't get it out of my head and I keep getting a bit of a chuckle out of it. I can't help but to laugh whenever I think of the whole "chicken poster" debacle. It's forever etched into my memory and this show will forever be the "chicken poster" show to me. I look forward to seeing Flour's poster, and look forward to seeing you all next month.

2004-10-17 14:19:23

Unitus :

"Still, if you can't crank out something decent rather quickly, why bother? I completely understand the situation. "
Yup.
I considered taking on some of these rush flyers myself, but realized I just didn't have the time, even though my want to do more flyers for First Ave was pretty great.
Oh well.

2004-10-17 10:22:24

zom-zom :

In some cases, yes.
This show will sell out, posters or not.
Still, if you can't crank out something decent rather quickly, why bother? I completely understand the situation.
I have not heard from the Chicken-Maker regarding his artistic statement defending said chicken, just excuses due to time restrictions. Yet, the Chicken has been scanned and uploaded to a web site for all too see, proudly displayed as a Gigposters.com representation of his craft.

2004-10-17 10:07:12

Unitus :

first ave sent out an email on tuesday night, looking for 18 flyers by thursday. some folks just tried to help out and knock out some flyers for them. though not a solid defense of this chicken, it does explain the sitution.
i suppose no flyer is better though.

2004-10-17 10:02:42

zom-zom :

Thanks, but that's already covered.
I suppose the main thing that bothers me is that I've always put everything possible into my work and will not do things in a cavalier fashion. It reminds me of a flyer some kid did around '87 when we were on tour on the East Coast, it had a crappy skull with a mohawk drawing and described us as "New York Hardcore". We were not from New York and not a hardcore band.
If you don't know the bands, why would you do their poster? To me, it's simply self-promotion and takes no consideration of the product as advertised. It's all about the "designer" and their ego.

2004-10-17 09:58:10

pagan :

Zom Zom, you want another poster made to match your bands personality? I will slam out some hardcore shit, I will make you to your specs what is you need. let me know.....

2004-10-17 09:52:01

zom-zom :

"I agree withremote, if this poster gave you heft to push this many comments about your band, he did very well for you!" "So do you guys only comment on the ones that piss you off? If this one grabs that much attention to it i'd say it was somewhat successful."
I've never bothered to look at any of the stuff on this site at all, someone provided the information that this poster was up on here. So I looked at it, and to my disgust there was a poor-quality Chicken Poster with my band(s) name on it.
These are the only comments I've made on any poster. If another poster is made for any of my bands, and I dislike it, I'll comment on it. If I had happened to like it, I would have said so.
I dislike it, and I believe it to be a hack job of "poster art". It shows very little creativity, craftsmanship, insight to the bands that are "advertised" on it. Perhaps these posters should be submitted for approval by the bands, I don't know. It's just that it's got the name of my projects on it, and I believe that people think that this was somehow authorized by us. Maybe it's the system that sucks, but it's also the Chicken Poster that sucks.
And the poster itself did not grab attention, my negative comments did. It did very poorly for me and the bands, and now we'll have to see these stupid posters as somehow representative of our music. Do you understand?

2004-10-17 09:33:31

[301STUDIOS] :

Thanks guys. This shit cracked me up beyond belief...
Hahaha!!!
Lots of controversy on this site lately...

2004-10-17 01:15:14

seripop :

i guess i missed something...... i have no idea what you are talking about.

2004-10-17 00:20:56

kozik :

he's a snitch a rat and a stoolie.
a parade-rainer.

2004-10-17 00:19:42

seripop :

what's this whole snitch thing about? i just looked at all this guy's posters and they are all more or less equal to this quality-wise. :-?

2004-10-17 00:11:24

kozik :

also...no one likes a snitch.

2004-10-17 00:07:54

seripop :

i also agree with mmm. do it well or don't do it (unless you are getting paid.)

2004-10-17 00:06:00

kozik :

I'd still like to know why you 'drew' a chicken. also, whats that thing in its chin/ is it a wattle?
why does it have 4 eye reflections?
i mean..if your into chickens...maybe a clip art of a cockfight?
who'd you squeal on this week, stoolie?

2004-10-17 00:04:16

seripop :

all i can say is i hope none of the bands we've done stuff for feel the way zom-zom does i'd be pretty bummed

2004-10-16 23:59:16

MaximumFluoride :

If a band told me they hated a poster I did I would try to be a little humble. In fact If I missed the mark as far as this guy says you did I would be more than a little humble. I would be appologetic.
In my opinion we owe the bands our very best. We should strive to make posters that represent them. I know that is not a very popular idea around here but it should be.
Do 5 minutes of research on any band and you can come up with a poster that fits. It's not that hard.
If your desire is to make your own "art" then take the band names off and make art prints. That way you are not responsible to anybody but yourself.

2004-10-16 23:52:47

Michael M. Motorcycle :

You know I don't sleep. Lots of comments do not a good poster make. I was commenting on the fact that you said that you made this poster not so good because you had to finish a lot of posters in a short period of time. I am of the opinion that it would serve you better in the long run to make a few posters and take more time on them. If you are defending the artistic integrity of this poster then I respect you no matter what I think of it. If you are saying that you made a crap poster because you didn't have enough time to make a good one then I think you should rethink your approach to poster making. This is only my opinion. I also think you should do what you want to do regardless of what any of us say. You will ultimately reap whatever seeds you sow whether they be good or bad seeds.

2004-10-16 23:46:30

pagan :

I agree withremote, if this poster gave you heft to push this many comments about your band, he did very well for you!

2004-10-16 23:44:12

withremote :

So do you guys only comment on the ones that piss you off? If this one grabs that much attention to it i'd say it was somewhat successful.

2004-10-16 23:38:46

withremote :

Kozik - go home
MMM - go to sleep.

2004-10-16 23:37:06

zom-zom :

I agree completely with Mr. Motorcycle. Quality always wins over quality in regards to artistic pursuits.

2004-10-16 23:11:56

Michael M. Motorcycle :

I am not trying to be mean here in the least. I have made a rule not to accept jobs if I cannot provide the absolute best end product that I am capable of. Because of this I only get two posters a month completed. I think it is worth it in the end and I believe that I make more money in the long run.

2004-10-16 23:03:07

kozik :

careful, cause withremote will rat you out to the man at the drop of a hat.
he ratted me out.
now that I observe the chicken...I believe I understand his rage.

2004-10-16 22:55:52

zom-zom :

If I was given a "time frame" of two hours, perhaps I would draw something as lame as a line-drawing of a big-eyed chicken. But I doubt it.
I would rather submit nothing at all. And the fact that the arteest bothered to put it up on the web so all can see it's feathered ugliness leads me to believe that someone was proud of this chicken-drawing.
You design for free? Well, I play music for "free" as well, and yet I don't let that dictate the quality of my art and work. Nowhere did I post anything about wanting a poster with a picture of the band. Actually, I never wanted anyone to have to rush into making a craptastic chicken poster. This show isn't for over a month. The chicken will not help ticket sales.
If you're tired of "designing" for "free", I'll bet Gold'n Plump would be interested in your Chicken Art.

2004-10-16 22:50:14

Unitus :

first ave got backed up. wanted about 20 posters in a day.
thus: scribble chicken.

2004-10-16 18:37:01

withremote :

point taken.

2004-10-16 15:10:31

Tenebrini :

You're no spelling bee champ yourself bud. :roll:
Why are you so AGAIST me?

2004-10-16 14:56:08

withremote :

websters dictionary

2004-10-16 14:44:37

Tenebrini :

DOH! My bad...

2004-10-16 14:26:29

DWITT :

fowl.

2004-10-16 14:25:50

Tenebrini :

foul = chicken, bird, duck, turkey, etc...

2004-10-16 14:24:25

withremote :

what foul?
I was given a time frame of about 2 hours to do 4 posters. I started drawing, this is what i came up with. Amelia liked it. If you think a poster with a band photo on it would be better than you should do one for your self. I design for free fuckers.

2004-10-16 14:08:24

Tenebrini :

I've only seen Arcwelder once. A long time ago at the Uptown Bar in Minneapolis. It didn't provoke images of chickens in my mind.
Nate, why the foul?

2004-10-16 12:09:36

ajosephb :

first comment is pretty uh.....yeah..I'm too lazy to read the rest..Hope all works out.

2004-10-15 22:56:47

tysonkreft :

i would have liked it better if it were a turkey.

2004-10-15 21:03:10

zom-zom :

Brian? Probably know him?
We still have sex with each other.
You like the chicken? Take it away.

2004-10-15 19:15:12

Casey Burns :

my old roommate brian used to play with and record most of these bands. and i think he designed an arcwelder cover or two. you probably know him, zom zom. he's from minneapolis. lives in chapel hill these days. i really like this chicken, though.

2004-10-15 19:11:46

DWITT :

linkee no workee... bummer.
submiting posters is very easy. Just upload the image (600 pixels at it's longest side) and fill in the information on each page.
Follow the 'Submit' button at the top of the page.

2004-10-15 18:59:10

zom-zom :

If it's easy, I will.
Flour never had a show, or promoted his artwork at all. It's really great stuff.
Can you post links on here? I'll try:
http://www.zom-zom.com/images/rs.13.gif

2004-10-15 18:56:53

DWITT :

You should submit them here!!

2004-10-15 18:53:33

zom-zom :

Yeah, you do!
Anyways, Flour always used to do our posters. He's a brilliant artist and has done amazing posters. I think I have some scanned and on my server if you'd like to see them.

2004-10-15 18:52:48

DWITT :

If I had known more about this show, i would have done this poster for you.
I believe I still owe you for coining the phrase "Excellent Cartoonery".

2004-10-15 18:46:50

zom-zom :

How would you know?
Don't answer.

2004-10-15 18:44:58

kozik :

you played skinflut for Albini? ..yechnically, would that be skinpiccolo?

2004-10-15 18:44:13

seripop :

a-ha! i knew the name was familiar. damn.

2004-10-15 18:43:46

zom-zom :

Hi DWITT!
I like your drawings, they've been chicken-free since 1988, I believe.

2004-10-15 18:43:08

DWITT :

The fact that Zom-Zom is on gigposters makes me pleased as punch.
Hi Zom!

2004-10-15 18:41:14

RichieGoodtimes :

Nope. You're thinking of Steve Albini, Frank.

2004-10-15 18:40:20

kozik :

I though you played skinflute for Shellac.

2004-10-15 18:39:41

kozik :

Flour was pretty good.
wasnt there a Flour/Laughing Hyenas connection of some sort? I seem to remember doing a poster...... It contained no chickens.

2004-10-15 18:39:05

RichieGoodtimes :

No he doesn't. I play drums for Shellac.

2004-10-15 18:38:29

zom-zom :

Anyways kids. you're as young as you feel.
Come to the show and see. Find the records and buy them. It's easy.
Do you guys need a quick Rock Connection rundown?
Rifle Sport, first album put out in '83 on Reflex records, Husker Du's label. Todd Trainer and Flour also played in Breaking Circus. Flour put out four solo albums, Todd Trainer released four albums as Brick Layer Cake. I play on two of them and tour and play with BLC. Todd also plays drums for Shellac.

2004-10-15 18:36:31

kozik :

He seems to think so.
Your gonna break his heart, arent you?

2004-10-15 18:34:43

RichieGoodtimes :

I'm not even dating Yannick.

2004-10-15 18:33:44

kozik :

no you wont. the minute you hit 35 you'll find Jesus and ditch Yannick for an Optometrist and a lakeside house.

2004-10-15 18:30:52

seripop :

no man true rockers are immortal vampires i'll still be rocking at 7056 years old

2004-10-15 18:28:45

RichieGoodtimes :

True rockers die before they hit 46.

2004-10-15 18:27:15

seripop :

what does it sound like? is it noisy and abraisive? if so i'd probably like it. got a website?

2004-10-15 18:27:02

zom-zom :

If I post Emptythrees you'll just say that the singer sounds like a chicken. I've got vinyl, if you'd like a copy of my choice of Rifle Sport albums send me something I like.
Do a search, look the shit up. Why should I make it easy for you? I turned 46 today. Do you think I give a shit whether or not you like my band(s) anymore? My Career in Rock has been wildly successful.

2004-10-15 18:24:09

kozik :

mayne it's just me but this chicken SCREAMS Arcwelder.

2004-10-15 18:18:29

seripop :

post mp3s zom zom

2004-10-15 18:14:10

RichieGoodtimes :

I still never heard of his band and I know like EVERYTHING.

2004-10-15 17:50:07

Michael M. Motorcycle :

He's Zom Zom from Rifle Sport dipshit.

2004-10-15 17:48:29

RichieGoodtimes :

I've never heard of your band.

2004-10-15 17:47:19

zom-zom :

Nah, it's just a dumbass chicken.
But sure, that's probably the first thing that I think about when I see that Rifle Sport is playing in the Entry after not having played there in over 10 years. A fucking chicken.

2004-10-15 17:45:55

RichieGoodtimes :

html is a foreign language to me.
More anger and disgust please!

2004-10-15 17:43:50

zom-zom :

The previous post did not accept my html code.
The post was intended to be a joke indicated by a fake <> Killdozer tag. :roll:

2004-10-15 17:42:47

RichieGoodtimes :

That's the spirit!
Let it all out!

2004-10-15 17:41:02

zom-zom :

Why, I could draw a better chicken with my asshole..

2004-10-15 17:40:34

RichieGoodtimes :

Personally...I think this withremote character owes you an apology.
What is up with the chicken?

2004-10-15 17:38:14

zom-zom :

I hate to be a critic. Well, not really, I do enjoy it but this poster just sits there and looks like a dumb fucking chicken.
Did the artist ever listen to any of these bands? I would like to know.

2004-10-15 17:32:02

RichieGoodtimes :

well then.

2004-10-15 17:20:31

zom-zom :

I'm in three of the bands playing this show. It's very important to us, it's a one-time reunion of Rifle Sport.
We're making our own poster for this show. It will not have a poorly-drawn chicken on it.
This poster really blows, sorry.

2004-10-15 17:09:55