Once when I was little (17ish), my dad came out into the backyard with our ol' pointer, Rover, and he shot my My Little Pony kite that I had saved up for so long to buy.
I just layed there crying and peeing. I didn't even have to go.
once , when i was a kid (6ish),
i had to take a leak real bad ,
i was riding my bike and i came
barreling into my driveway and i
miss judged my garage door ,
ended up smashing into it and pissed my
pants , warm blood and pee , i remember
after the initial shock just going for it .
my mother came out and started crying
and i was just laying there pissing my pants.
i love this poster