Unitus :

oh shad.

2008-01-27 21:23:42

Shad :

Bada boom.

2008-01-27 20:58:34

Shad :

El Negro, you could draw like this if your hand wasn't on your dick so often.

2008-01-27 20:56:05

El Negro Magnifico! :

I can't believe I never saw this (and the pseudo argument that comes with it) before! Really nice. If it's not too late, I too would like to be dissed.

2006-05-25 09:21:56

Zach Hobbs :

the seripop spagetti comment and the AA clip art comment was pretty great. youre all genius

2004-12-13 15:52:34

Magnus :

"600 dpi. I was thinking of going 550dpi but it didn't make sense at the time." What a classic comment!!! :mrgreen:

2004-12-13 14:21:39

Unitus :

holy crap what a read. shad, you are a comedy goldmine. and this poster is hella nifty.

2004-08-02 22:21:42

Shad :

First time ever random me.

2004-05-28 02:53:55

steve w :

BOINNGGG!!!

2004-05-15 11:09:35

Cody Pomeroy :

sucks nuts.

2004-02-09 18:55:34

DWITT :

well done. Jerk.

2004-02-09 13:21:27

perkins :

Forgot to mention that the bottom guy has a testicle for a head. OK, now I'm done. :D

2004-02-09 11:50:30

Shad :

I'll never comment on my own poster again. What a fucking asshole.

2004-02-09 11:46:27

Shad :

I'll take reaching any goal I can get Standard. Baby steps..baby steps.

2004-02-09 11:45:31

dennyschmickle :

We don't have to start over on another one do we? I don't think I've got it in me. (ok, I've set you up here...)

2004-02-09 11:43:55

standard :

Yes, a blindingly stunning achievement you've made today. You must be trembling with accomplishment.

2004-02-09 11:42:03

Shad :

Thank you..and..I'm sorry. Put this thread in the FAQ. This is how gigposters works.

2004-02-09 11:41:10

Cody Pomeroy :

tell them about the time you hung out with Che and Fidel, that's always a good story.

2004-02-09 11:40:53

kustowski :

congrats on 100!

2004-02-09 11:40:18

dennyschmickle :

oops...

2004-02-09 11:39:54

dennyschmickle :

Your life sounds so fascinatingly untrue.

2004-02-09 11:39:29

Shad :

newmarkettransmitter

2004-02-09 11:39:29

lil_tuffy :

SILENCE!

2004-02-09 11:39:15

dennyschmickle :

Who get's #100?

2004-02-09 11:38:53

Shad :

What's also interesting to note is that it was Mr. French's COUSIN who came up with the parchment on paper idea. Up until that point, all parchment was made on Sheep skin. I guess sheep owe a lot of gratitude to French, I do too because he had some good blow back around '84 or '85. One night I hung out with Marley on a thing...crazy dude.

2004-02-09 11:38:30

kustowski :

almost there!

2004-02-09 11:38:07

Cody Pomeroy :

sweet, winter's here, I need some good kindling sticks...send me a dozen.

2004-02-09 11:36:48

Shad :

Cody, thanks for asking. I got my inspiration from and old 30s linotype catalog that I picked up when I used to run with Charles Burns and Art Chantry down in Boca Raton around '82 or '83. You should read some Dostoyevski...

2004-02-09 11:36:02

dennyschmickle :

Paper or plastk?

2004-02-09 11:35:23

Shad :

That's what I'm saying Goodtimes. Now you know what it feels like to be Punkided.

2004-02-09 11:33:34

Cody Pomeroy :

hey, I've been meaning to ask, are these 4 seperate posters?

2004-02-09 11:32:07

RichieGoodtimes :

Shit. I guess I am.

2004-02-09 11:31:46

Shad :

When I said you couldn't color separate your way out of a paper bag it was a good insult because paper bags are easy to rip unless you are weak. So I was saying you're a "weak color separator" Tell me you're not pissed?

2004-02-09 11:30:31

harpuas420 :

i think its a tail or a turd comming out

2004-02-09 11:29:22

Cody Pomeroy :

you mean the one that has a weenie? Keep dreaming shad you half witted suck ass poster producing fuck up.

2004-02-09 11:28:41

Shad :

Go to art school.

2004-02-09 11:28:07

RichieGoodtimes :

I don't get it.

2004-02-09 11:27:38

Shad :

BUT NOT AS SENSITIVE AS....YOOOOOUUUURRR MOOOOTHHHHER!!!

2004-02-09 11:27:17

Shad :

...(please stop picking on the poster...i'm sensitive)

2004-02-09 11:26:37

Shad :

The one that looks like your mother. YOUR MOTHER!

2004-02-09 11:26:06

dennyschmickle :

Is it SUPPOSED to look like that?

2004-02-09 11:26:00

Cody Pomeroy :

what are we talking about again? Oh yeah, this shitty poster...which one is your girlfriend Shad?

2004-02-09 11:25:10

kustowski :

I have a big petosky stone but it's from canada

2004-02-09 11:25:04

Shad :

BC is a sucky comic strip. (take that)

2004-02-09 11:24:20

Shad :

petoskEy is dumbass. Kustowski is the Michigan State piece of shit.

2004-02-09 11:23:14

harpuas420 :

i've a pair of BC glasses

2004-02-09 11:22:10

kustowski :

petosky is the michigan state stone

2004-02-09 11:21:34

Shad :

You can't color separate yourself out of a paper bag.

2004-02-09 11:20:42

Michael Apparatus :

It's minty. With a hint of citrus. He giggles a lot. Very cute. I like you, Shad. You're pretty. 70 comments!

2004-02-09 11:20:12

Cody Pomeroy :

Richie wears BC glasses, did you gets those from your stint in the navy?

2004-02-09 11:19:59

dennyschmickle :

I thought "bees" was slang for "chicks"?

2004-02-09 11:18:58

RichieGoodtimes :

If you plan on talking shit about me I don't mind. Just please base it on stuff you don't know about me and random insults.

2004-02-09 11:18:18

dennyschmickle :

robots = the new birds = the old octopus = umbrellas = furniture = cartoon characters = devil chicks = hot rods = skulls. It's a neverending story. Yeah, like the movie.

2004-02-09 11:18:05

Shad :

It takes me four months to get a poster gig as it is Apparatus, and when I do it's the entry. What does Sam Sawyer's dick taste like anyway?

2004-02-09 11:17:21

Cody Pomeroy :

talk shit about Richie Gootimes, that show get this thread going some more. This poster sucks nuts by the way.

2004-02-09 11:16:32

Shad :

Who the fuck wants to catch bees, get a girlfriend.

2004-02-09 11:16:13

Shad :

Unitus rhymes with "shut the fuck up" where I'm from. Urban poetry beats your sissy man from Nantucket shit every day.

2004-02-09 11:15:26

dennyschmickle :

You know what? You'll catch more bees with honey than vinegar, or whatever. You sourpuss. :skull:

2004-02-09 11:15:05

kustowski :

a shad is a little fish they use to catch musky and pike

2004-02-09 11:15:05

Michael Apparatus :

Skullz are what you need. Oh, and this is our fucking town Shad. We will shut you down.

2004-02-09 11:14:51

Thee Alex :

You would think I would rise to that but the beta blockers/prozac combo I am on makes me a cool, calm pool of calm coolness. I would suggest pretending to have been Scott Carson all along as being a good way to get to 100....

2004-02-09 11:14:24

Unitus :

it's no coincidence that shad rhymes with bad.

2004-02-09 11:14:03

Shad :

Schmickle said: "Way to copy and paste that blue plate... geez... don't over do it." What kind of a dumbass tech nerd even says something like that?

2004-02-09 11:13:59

Shad :

I already mentioned clip art right? I'm starting to lose track. Hey Thee Alex...um..."fuck you"

2004-02-09 11:11:40

Thee Alex :

So much love on Gigposters.com today...... I actually like this poster. :)

2004-02-09 11:10:17

Shad :

I'll look for the retarded gs-4 stock boy.

2004-02-09 11:08:02

kustowski :

well, I'm at work right now on wright-patterson AFB, just don't take I-270 on your way here, I don't want you shot before I kck yer ass

2004-02-09 11:07:10

Shad :

They can take it up the ass pretty easily though, it requires no motor skills.

2004-02-09 11:06:10

Shad :

Alcoholics can't fight Grezca.

2004-02-09 11:05:35

Shad :

kustowski you polish fuck. Post your address.

2004-02-09 11:05:07

Grzeca :

then Ive got 7 hours to get ready for a rumble.

2004-02-09 11:04:14

kustowski :

r u close to ohio?

2004-02-09 11:04:01

Shad :

This poster is first in a series that is designed to make sure that mother fucking rich boy liar George W. Bush doesn't get elected. I'm driving to the next person who makes a comments house and beating the shit out of them.

2004-02-09 11:02:09

Grzeca :

This would be much more fun in person and with whisky. Then you could have group shouts of "OH!!!" with each dig, ala Sopranos.

2004-02-09 11:01:12

Shad :

I traced a guy named "Preston Blair" You probably haven't heard of him, real obscure. The hand drawn type is all my own though.

2004-02-09 11:00:46

philaarts.com :

designer fights are really lame. when does the really strong cursing and bodily harm come into play?

2004-02-09 11:00:12

dennyschmickle :

YOU said: "Metal is ass. Designers suck. Illustrators are dumbfucks. I am the greatest there ever was. Your mother." I say: What the H-E-double-hockeysticks does THAT have to do with Opeth? How does this poster even come close to representing their sound? Oh wait... wrong poster. Nevermind.

2004-02-09 10:59:05

Shad :

MACS SUCK!

2004-02-09 10:59:03

Michael Apparatus :

Our computers don't draw like this. I don't understand.

2004-02-09 10:58:33

Grzeca :

Which one is the good one?

2004-02-09 10:57:10

philaarts.com :

"a long time ago, we used to be friends" :dance:

2004-02-09 10:56:41

dennyschmickle :

Way to copy and paste that blue plate... geez... don't over do it.

2004-02-09 10:56:27

seripop :

is this done with computers?

2004-02-09 10:55:48

dennyschmickle :

Oh man, that was viscious. :o Michael, you aren't going to let him talk to you like that are you!? ARE YOU!? (Just about 60 more...)

2004-02-09 10:55:21

Shad :

Err...use up all the clip art I meant.

2004-02-09 10:55:08

Michael Apparatus :

You sonafabitch!

2004-02-09 10:54:44

Shad :

I made sure not to use Clip Art so you AA boys don't run out of ideas.

2004-02-09 10:53:45

lil_tuffy :

Why no skulls?

2004-02-09 10:53:18

philaarts.com :

listen to the dandy warhols while blotted.

2004-02-09 10:51:48

Michael Apparatus :

I don't get it. Are these post cards? Who are they for? Seems pretty dumb.

2004-02-09 10:51:18

Shad :

I meant to post that twice so it'd sink in.

2004-02-09 10:50:41

Shad :

Don't give me your art school, art student bull-shit Tuffy. This is the real world now. Dog eat dog design from the streets. Try living without a trust fund for a while and maybe you'll get it.

2004-02-09 10:49:50

dennyschmickle :

OH SNAP! :o

2004-02-09 10:49:36

Shad :

Don't give me your art school, art student bull-shit Tuffy. This is the real world now. Dog eat dog design from the streets. Try living without a trust fund for a while and maybe you'll get it.

2004-02-09 10:48:56

dennyschmickle :

Filters > Mutate > Man/woman/robot Excellent!

2004-02-09 10:48:50

seripop :

ZING!

2004-02-09 10:47:12

Shad :

If I had wanted you to like it seripop, I would have added spaghetti.

2004-02-09 10:46:10

lil_tuffy :

This would be better is something was upside down. or underground. or both.

2004-02-09 10:45:26

Shad :

Grzeca's a sucker for anything hand drawn. Yawn.

2004-02-09 10:44:34

seripop :

pretty cool man-machine

2004-02-09 10:44:16

perkins :

Next time have the guy shitting out a bird, that'll do it.

2004-02-09 10:43:32

lil_tuffy :

MN is the new FL

2004-02-09 10:42:55

Shad :

Excellent observation, please repost it 86 more times. Being a complete asshole isn't as fun as I thought it would be. I don't think I'll make it to 100.

2004-02-09 10:42:11

lil_tuffy :

Will you be my valentine, Shad?

2004-02-09 10:41:57

Grzeca :

dig it.

2004-02-09 10:40:48

perkins :

The robot next to the tranny has a hemorrhoid

2004-02-09 10:40:31

Shad :

This is the first in a new series I'm starting called "greatest rock posters of all time" I didn't listen to the band. Who cares.

2004-02-09 10:38:41

Shad :

You like the skirt because you're a fucking transvestite. No more fag comments please.

2004-02-09 10:34:36

Shad :

Who gives a fuck what you think rob. I used "unsharp mask"" in photoshop, thanks for asking. 600 dpi. I was thinking of going 550dpi but it didn't make sense at the time.

2004-02-09 10:33:58

lil_tuffy :

I like the big skirt in the lower left hand corner. I like the rest of the poster too.

2004-02-09 10:33:40

ROb Weychert :

Very cool.

2004-02-09 10:32:08

Cody Pomeroy :

no, keep trying

2004-02-09 10:30:56

Shad :

Don't be a ball licker Cody. (is it working?)

2004-02-09 10:29:48

Cody Pomeroy :

this is cool Shad, I like a lot.

2004-02-09 10:28:40

Shad :

How much of an asshole does a guy have to be to get 100 comments. Metal is ass. Designers suck. Illustrators are dumbfucks. I am the greatest there ever was. Your mother.

2004-02-09 10:26:53

dennyschmickle :

In terms of Audioslave: A piece of crap by any other name is still a piece of crap. But this poster is funny.

2004-02-09 07:48:28

newmarkettransmitter :

I heard that Audioslave had considered the name civilian. What a better band that could have made them. Nice poster.

2004-02-09 07:32:42

Shawny :

this is super cool. really fantastic illustrations.

2004-02-09 07:28:50

danieldanger :

hahaha, also very cool.

2004-02-09 03:10:58

perkins :

Those characters look cool as shit. I'd like to see them larger.

2004-02-09 02:18:57

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