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O HAI! |
2008-04-25 09:27:36 |
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John A : |
wristbands and laminates only. |
2008-03-27 13:51:58 |
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John A : |
cash only bitches.... and you pay extra for additional hot sauce. |
2008-03-27 13:35:18 |
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'g' |
2008-03-27 12:49:30 |
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Rob : |
pssst...you...you on the seway in the red shorts...c'mere. |
2008-03-27 12:49:06 |
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John A : |
Want some candy little girl? |
2005-07-17 17:17:13 |
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John A : |
Psssssssst.. over here kid. First ones free. |
2004-06-06 21:28:44 |
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John A : |
Why does a man leave his house three times on a rainy night and comes back three times? |
2004-04-07 21:22:11 |
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John A : |
... everything this fellow's done has been suspicious: trips at night in the rain, knifes, saws, trunks with rope, and now this wife that isn't there anymore |
2004-04-07 12:21:14 |
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John A : |
gimme a grape Nehi in a dirty glass. |
2004-03-15 11:15:18 |
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John A : |
Why hast thou forsaken me? |
2004-03-14 21:43:22 |
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John A : |
Pardon me boy, is that the Chatanooga Choo Choo? |
2004-03-14 21:29:45 |
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John A : |
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger..
No coke. Pepsi. |
2004-03-14 21:16:13 |
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kozik : |
peek-a-boo I see you. |
2004-03-14 18:22:36 |
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OZEL : |
funny. |
2004-02-13 04:09:09 |
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Darren Grealish : |
It's down here. Down here! This is where I want to bury that Outkast guy! |
2004-02-04 23:27:27 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Ringo, I'm tryin real haaaaard to be the shepard. |
2004-02-04 23:26:44 |
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seripop : |
darren is on a roll |
2004-02-04 23:20:29 |
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MaximumFluoride : |
" Are those kids from Gorgoroth gone yet?" |
2004-02-04 23:19:40 |
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needles : |
"And so, my fellow Iraqis, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the sand ask not what Iraq will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man. Can I get a Snapple®?" |
2004-02-04 23:10:31 |
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Darren Grealish : |
This is what all homes in Canada look like. |
2004-02-04 22:59:56 |
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Darren Grealish : |
You gotta be outta your Godamn mind! I aint going nowhere, Celebreties uUncensored is on! |
2004-02-04 22:59:37 |
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John A : |
It's great to be here in ... Baghdad *cheers* ThankYouGoodNight *cheers* .... *stomp* ... *cheers* |
2004-02-04 22:57:26 |
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Darren Grealish : |
I always smack my head on this damn board! Who did this work? i killin you. |
2004-02-04 22:56:36 |
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John A : |
I always wanted to be a speelunker. |
2004-02-04 22:55:18 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Glad I got this portasan behind the palace. Plumbing schplumbing! |
2004-02-04 22:55:11 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Who me? I'll have the Earl Grey tea please. No cream. |
2004-02-04 22:53:51 |
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John A : |
Today.... I consider myself.... the luckiest man.... on the face of the earth. |
2004-02-04 22:53:30 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Let me show you our torture chamber. It rules! Got a fine ass Taliban bitch in here! |
2004-02-04 22:52:35 |
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John A : |
Please to remove your lips from the squishy machine. |
2004-02-04 22:49:36 |
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John A : |
Can you come down here? I'm going to need some help with these stirrups. |
2004-02-04 22:48:21 |
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John A : |
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off! |
2004-02-04 22:47:04 |
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Darren Grealish : |
I know you're professional movers, I just don't see how your going to get that heart shaped bed in here! |
2004-02-04 22:46:27 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Look, if you want an 8th it's fifty more bucks! Damn Gingos! |
2004-02-04 22:45:10 |
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John A : |
Don't blame me. I voted for Al Sharpton. |
2004-02-04 22:44:52 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Our nation and people are a civalized one. We were using cutlery when you Americans we're in caves! |
2004-02-04 22:44:20 |
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John A : |
Psstt... kid.. first ones free. |
2004-02-04 22:43:39 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Can you keep it down with all that bombing? I'm tryin to get my sleep on. |
2004-02-04 22:42:32 |
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Darren Grealish : |
No, down here. This is where the Jenga tournament is. |
2004-02-04 22:41:41 |
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John A : |
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubes. |
2004-02-04 22:41:37 |
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Darren Grealish : |
But I'm on the list! May Allah poop on your crops! |
2004-02-04 22:40:42 |
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John A : |
This is perfect. When the parade comes by, I'll have the best upskirt view in the house. |
2004-02-04 22:40:05 |
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needles : |
6 more weeks of winter. |
2004-02-04 22:39:24 |
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John A : |
I have a sunburst nipple pin, want to see it? |
2004-02-04 22:38:15 |
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John A : |
For the last time. This is my goddamned spider hole, I get the say about the toothpaste. |
2004-02-04 22:37:03 |
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John A : |
Remember the Alamo. |
2004-02-04 22:36:09 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Can a brother get one of them Taliban bitches up in here? My penis looks like an olive. |
2004-02-04 22:35:26 |
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John A : |
It's not delivery. It's Digornio™. |
2004-02-04 22:35:22 |
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Darren Grealish : |
I'll hold down the fort, just get me a Carne Asada and a huge Coke. |
2004-02-04 22:34:19 |
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John A : |
I'm sorry, we're all out of the French Onion soup. Can I interest you in the split pea? |
2004-02-04 22:33:46 |
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John A : |
No money, no tootheses, no peoples to oppress.... sigh. |
2004-02-04 22:31:52 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Nah, you guys go ahead. American Chopper is on in ten. |
2004-02-04 22:31:15 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Studio: No bath, no ameneties, no pets allowed but lice are accepted, free trash removal - Nice area $100 . mo. |
2004-02-04 22:29:37 |
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John A : |
What happened to my damned orthodontist's phone number? |
2004-02-04 22:28:48 |
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John A : |
Spider hole for lease. |
2004-02-04 22:26:43 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Things just haven't been the same in Iraq since this 2x4 was imbedded in my forehead. |
2004-02-04 22:25:35 |
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Darren Grealish : |
DUDE, I aint joking, it rules down here! |
2004-02-04 22:24:51 |
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John A : |
Heeeeeere's Johnny! |
2004-02-04 22:24:04 |
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John A : |
Can you pull over to the side and we'll bring your order right out to you. |
2004-02-04 22:23:05 |
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Darren Grealish : |
You think Diesel Fuel Prints could have a better entrance! |
2004-02-04 22:21:51 |
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John A : |
Badges? We don't need no steenking badges!! |
2004-02-04 22:21:50 |
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Darren Grealish : |
That fucking Minister of Defense of mine had to go and open his big mouth! |
2004-02-04 22:21:05 |
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John A : |
No kid, only one snowcone per foul ball per night. |
2004-02-04 22:19:46 |
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John A : |
Here comes the motorcade, that goddamned Connally is in the way again. |
2004-02-04 22:18:54 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Can a trade in this Koran for a Big Butt or Buttman magazine? |
2004-02-04 22:18:01 |
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Darren Grealish : |
NO, it's warm, C'mon down. got some hot Pockets warmin up. |
2004-02-04 22:17:20 |
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John A : |
Honey, what happened to the shampoo? |
2004-02-04 22:17:01 |
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kozik : |
Pizza? I ordered no pizza. |
2004-02-04 22:16:50 |
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John A : |
Would you like to supersize that sir? |
2004-02-04 22:16:22 |
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Darren Grealish : |
Can a brother get an apple or something? |
2004-02-04 22:16:13 |
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Darren Grealish : |
No, turn the dish a little to the left. Bonanza is coming in all fuzzy. |
2004-02-04 22:15:39 |
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John A : |
can someone hand me a roll of toilet paper? |
2004-02-04 22:15:38 |
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Darren Grealish : |
JR. Bush is soft and weak and we will crush him and the snake America! |
2004-02-04 22:14:25 |
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needles : |
no, we're reading just fine. |
2004-02-04 22:07:57 |
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Darren Grealish : |
C'mon guys, I usually have to give it like 2 or 3 shakes. Wait up!!!!!!!!! |
2004-02-04 22:03:14 |
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needles : |
i didn't know jermaine had a beard. |
2004-02-04 19:50:23 |
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