standard :

this is a fine collection of stories, I must say.

2004-06-02 08:00:58

superblinkgirl82 :

so sexy. so james bond

2004-01-27 19:38:35

Phil-Padwe :

True story: I was walking into the local 24 hour supermarket and there were these drunk high school girls giggling, stumbling, and just generally bombed. As i was walking in, I hear one of them yell to me, "Hey! Wanna' put your tounge in my box?!???" ----When I turned (in shock) to look at this little girl... she had a small, white, cardboard box... the kind you'd put a cheap ring in... taped to her thumb & index finger, and she was opening and closing it. I had to laugh...

2004-01-18 04:56:28

whiteyhouston :

this poster would have had a whole nother set of posts if the grey inset lips were turned 90 degrees... (90 degress Celcius mind you)

2004-01-17 01:27:26

MaximumFluoride :

I'm with Whitey and Ben. I would assume any girl who would say something like that probably has a box I dont want to eat.

2004-01-17 01:15:51

whiteyhouston :

I have dreams/nightmares/nightmares about Amber hitting on me.... she did so constatntly.. saying things like "I'm not wearing pannnies today".... I'm fairly hardy so I allowed it for a while up until the "cunt" comments... yikes!

2004-01-17 00:36:47

whiteyhouston :

too much funny... :D

2004-01-17 00:32:46

Leia :

I think that "older lady" must have been my ex-mother-in-law. She was always saying shit like that and she had a really thick southern accent. One time she was yelling at the dog to bite her tit. :shaking:

2004-01-16 23:47:08

whiteyhouston :

y'see, I worked with an older lady that would say things like "oh man, my cunt is itchy" and "watch the phone I've gotta go take a shit"... all dirty talk now has to be really sexy and whispery or it's kind of an anti-boner

2004-01-16 21:53:57

Goetting :

I'd be like "who says 'eat my box'?" dirty talking generally makes me feel uncomfortable from people i dont know that well.

2004-01-16 21:51:13

Darren Grealish :

I'd shit an eggroll. :mrgreen:

2004-01-16 21:39:29

whiteyhouston :

nope.. no dice.. that's bad form when it comes to dirty talkin'

2004-01-16 21:39:04

Leia :

SO are you saying that if a girl walked up to you and said all seductively "Hey big guy, Eat my box"-- it WOULDN'T turn you on??!

2004-01-16 21:30:09

Tenebrini :

Interesting but not 100% there IMHO.

2004-01-16 16:23:59

standard :

Yeah, James-Bond-meets-indie-comic or something. Too bad it says "Eat My Box" on it.

2004-01-16 09:57:05

craig :

i really like the image, it has that old james bond spy movie feel,

2004-01-16 07:54:33

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