I think couches may be the new kozik.
I had a roomate back in pittsburgh who was like one of the nicest girls you could ever meet. sweet naive... the whole thing.
One night she came home drunk and panicked cuz she threw a cigarette on a coch that soeone had dragged out to the curb as trash and it went up in flames instantly.
She thought she was gonna go to jail for arson.