Ladies and gentlemen of the jury . . .
I'm just a caveman
I fell into some ice and was later thawed out by some of your scientists . . .
your world frightens and confuses me . . .
sometimes when I get a fax on my fax machine I wonder "Did little Demons get inside and type it?"
I DON'T KNOW!
But there is one thing I DO know:
When a man, like my client, slips and falls on the sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than $2 Million dollars in compensatory damages . . . and $2 million dollars in punitive damages.