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hit and run : |
Excellent colors. Excellent design for Ms. Lucinda. |
2004-12-16 07:37:20 |
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Jeph : |
Randomized Genuis. |
2004-06-05 19:17:10 |
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philaarts.com : |
id like to state for the record that i had wild monkey sex last night. |
2003-10-17 07:29:29 |
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Tara McPherson : |
wow 128 comments on this poster, how did i miss this one? well too late to read it all now. nice poster guys! |
2003-10-16 22:42:15 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great;
when a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. |
2003-10-16 21:54:27 |
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dspring : |
BJ wrote "misconception"...isn't that what happens when an Irish Catholic wears a condom??? :mrgreen:
I'm here all week folks... |
2003-10-16 20:59:49 |
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needles : |
no bj, the conflict between the catholics and the metho-dists. i hear those LI Bloods are pushin' the Meth's out' the hood.
wassup G? |
2003-10-16 20:41:01 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Gil, do we need to talk? I feel as though you're repressing some feelings . . . |
2003-10-16 20:36:38 |
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needles : |
when will it end? |
2003-10-16 20:35:34 |
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needles : |
comment 122:
ok.
putz. |
2003-10-16 20:34:30 |
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needles : |
i don't care |
2003-10-16 20:31:04 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Long Island is actually mostly Catholic. Sorry to ruin another perfectly good misconception. |
2003-10-16 20:29:12 |
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needles : |
Well, living in long island makes you an honorary Jew.
Tokhis oyfin tish you shmutz!
Gey gezunterheyt.
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2003-10-16 20:23:12 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
"Oh, bubby, please!"
Tom, since when am I Jewish?
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2003-10-16 19:41:05 |
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standard : |
His name is a killing word. |
2003-10-16 19:11:15 |
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Kurt : |
"As for doing posters, just ask around." Brendan Jordan 10/16/03
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2003-10-16 18:16:50 |
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standard : |
Laughing as graphic bloody images of rampant destruction vibrated through is mind, obscuring the pleas of loved ones reaching out to him - "Please Brenny! Talk to Dr. Falk! I made appointment, no? Come out of your room now! Oh, bubby, please!" |
2003-10-16 18:02:19 |
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standard : |
Laughing as graphic bloody images of rampant destruction vibrated through is mind, obscuring the pleas of loved ones reaching out to him - "Please Brenny! Talk to Dr. Falk! I made appointment, no? Come out of your room now! Oh, bubby, please!" |
2003-10-16 18:02:19 |
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Michael M. Motorcycle : |
It's the "all that much" I was trying to avoid. I'm not into hurting peoples feelings like dickydave. |
2003-10-16 18:02:19 |
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Michael M. Motorcycle : |
It's the "all that much" I was trying to avoid. I'm not into hurting peoples feelings like dickydave. |
2003-10-16 18:02:19 |
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philaarts.com : |
dude, i was right there laughing at you too.. 90% of the time. |
2003-10-16 18:00:07 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
During todays arguments I was laughing for about 90% of the time. I really don't care all that much nowadays. |
2003-10-16 17:57:37 |
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Michael M. Motorcycle : |
From the pictures I've seen of Mr. Jordan he might be a bit redfaced all the time. No offense intended here B. |
2003-10-16 17:47:42 |
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piemel : |
I can totally see Brendan getting redfaced while typing his tort replies.... if he was living down the street I would tell him to come down to the pub and have a pint
dont take it out on the kids brendan :) |
2003-10-16 17:45:06 |
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standard : |
Brendan Jordan doesn't let bullies push him around the schoolyard since Flatstock. |
2003-10-16 17:44:27 |
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Michael M. Motorcycle : |
My entire approach has changed since Flatstock. And I buy French paper. And it's all because of your excellent salesmanship Rene. I never would have gone if you hadn't sent me all of those mailers and all of that Flatstock spam to my email address. Thanks for the extra incentives too. I got my Flatstock keychain for being one of the first 85 people that signed up. |
2003-10-16 17:40:43 |
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goad74 : |
....and the ugly muppet women.... |
2003-10-16 17:35:19 |
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goad74 : |
If only our government could harness the power of Brenden Jordan.....imagine the weapons.... |
2003-10-16 17:34:50 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
I've got some strong opinions I guess. |
2003-10-16 17:33:43 |
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piemel : |
I think Spicers Paper in Union City is the Merchant for French Paper but I reckon you can also just get it online... |
2003-10-16 17:31:30 |
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lil_tuffy : |
If it weren't for Flatstock, I wouldn't have tried French paper, either.
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2003-10-16 17:23:37 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
This site has everything to do with Flatstock and API, if you don't like it don't come here douchebag! |
2003-10-16 17:20:06 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
What the fuck is with all the assholes today?
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2003-10-16 17:19:30 |
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tornado : |
"not sure what I am supposed to sell here... if you refer to flatstock... no worries mate, it will sell out without me saying a word."
Well for heavens sakes shut up about it already. Everyone here knows you are in api and what flatstock is and does. Stop beating us over the head with it. Its great. Fine. :roll: |
2003-10-16 17:14:15 |
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piemel : |
tornado -
nah, dont wanna give it a rest... i honestly think its amazing to see people change their approach or their style or execution after being in a room with artists for two days.... its amazing to me to see how this stuff 'travels'
not sure what I am supposed to sell here... if you refer to flatstock... no worries mate, it will sell out without me saying a word. |
2003-10-16 17:08:54 |
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DWITT : |
Missed what, free bacon?! |
2003-10-16 17:04:08 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
There was also speculation it was you Mr. Goodtimes
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2003-10-16 17:04:04 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
If it is Coop, it would make sense that I told him off, I tend to do that to some of the most "famous" artists around. |
2003-10-16 16:59:22 |
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tornado : |
"I wonder if more people are "changing" styles because of Flatstock"
Boy you sure do sell it 'piemel'. Give it a rest. |
2003-10-16 16:56:26 |
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piemel : |
it would be funny if art refers to mr cooper aka coop
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2003-10-16 16:55:25 |
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Brainiac : |
Art- Who the hell is chris/f.s.f.? You actually know this fellow? |
2003-10-16 16:53:34 |
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piemel : |
lil tuffy's comment makes me happy
"Talking to someone today, they noted how much a change in my execution post-flatstock. I think AA has been a big influence on me lately. Their ability to do so much with 2 or 3 color palettes really impresses me. Another amazing poster."
I wonder if more people are "changing" styles because of Flatstock |
2003-10-16 16:47:54 |
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art chantry : |
f.s.f. -
how're ya doing, chris? havewn't seem you in about ten years. still hate me? |
2003-10-16 16:24:53 |
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Punchgut : |
"Now you are slandering my attorneys."
you are now my hero
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2003-10-16 15:22:12 |
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standard : |
This whole sordid affair really takes away from the quality of AA's great Lucinda Williams poster and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. I love that little skull. |
2003-10-16 15:07:37 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
I'm glad you've all had fun, there'll be another show soon. |
2003-10-16 15:03:17 |
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standard : |
There's only one dude in Quasi and he's playing you like a fiddle!
FACE!
OOOHH! |
2003-10-16 15:00:52 |
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rockologist : |
oral history...GOOD ONE! |
2003-10-16 15:00:16 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
There's only one "dude" in Quasi. |
2003-10-16 15:00:00 |
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standard : |
I think FSF is one of the dudes from Quasi. |
2003-10-16 14:59:16 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
I love the "BJ" & "oral" usage seemingly unrelated, very nice Tom. |
2003-10-16 14:59:06 |
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Bryan Moats : |
Me and my coworkers are literally gathered around my monitor wondering who the famous guy is. Crowds and crowds of people. |
2003-10-16 14:57:27 |
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standard : |
Native Americans have been telling of the adventures of Brendan Jordan since time immemorial. There's an entire mythos about him. BJ is part of the oral history of their culture. |
2003-10-16 14:57:16 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Please Tom, you're embarrassing me :!: |
2003-10-16 14:55:24 |
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standard : |
Once I saw Brendan Jordan attack a bear. He bit the bear's ear off and threw it off a cliff. Brendan Jordan has motor oil for blood and rusty sawblades for a heart. |
2003-10-16 14:54:44 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
That's very resourceful, I'm proud of you. |
2003-10-16 14:54:10 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
"Now you are slandering my attorneys."
Yes, I am. My apologies to the bodily function gang. I'm sure they'll mount a fime tort against me. |
2003-10-16 14:53:20 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
I'm more concerned with him claiming I did something I haven't done. He's clearly a coward or he would have already identified his famous ass. |
2003-10-16 14:52:08 |
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Papercuts : |
This poster is nice.....oops, sorry to get off topic. |
2003-10-16 14:51:52 |
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fartsatanfart : |
Now you are slandering my attorneys. |
2003-10-16 14:51:14 |
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Punchgut : |
you are threatening when you sleep....you can't help it.....we understand...does a bull apologize for his horns? your a meat grinder...be proud |
2003-10-16 14:50:55 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Fart's attorneys are the prestigious firm of Burp, Cough & Queef |
2003-10-16 14:50:36 |
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standard : |
I'm new here. What's a "PM"? |
2003-10-16 14:50:34 |
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philaarts.com : |
he cant go hulk, marvel will sue him.
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2003-10-16 14:50:27 |
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standard : |
I can feel the tension in the room building. Brendan's gonna go all Hulk-smash-apeshit on the next dude that opens his big lousy mouth. I can see the bloodlust in his eyes. His thirst for destruction must be slaked. |
2003-10-16 14:49:46 |
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philaarts.com : |
brendan totally backed down :o
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2003-10-16 14:49:37 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Well seeing as I haven't sent you any PMs threatening or otherwise, go ahead with your bad self. |
2003-10-16 14:49:32 |
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fartsatanfart : |
If you send me another threatening PM Mr. Jordan I will have my attorney contact you. |
2003-10-16 14:48:46 |
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dan : |
thanks brendan. i like you're honey baked goodness. |
2003-10-16 14:48:40 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
I never meant to threaten Dan, I was just wondering why he was taking fart's side.
I'm a fan of Mr. McCarthy's industrial poster designs. |
2003-10-16 14:46:45 |
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standard : |
Seriously, Dan. You just came THIS CLOSE to a world of hurt, courtesy of Mr. Brendan Jordan. |
2003-10-16 14:45:04 |
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raindog138 : |
who gives 2 shits who is famous and who isn't?
unless you wanna give me money. |
2003-10-16 14:44:35 |
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dan : |
just kidding. precede the fighting |
2003-10-16 14:43:53 |
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