when the everpresent darkness began to fade, and the light shone to the world, all knew the time of CoCo™ had passed.
"lo," he said, "and unto them shall be born anew, the king of king, lord of lords."
the sea ran red with blood for seven nights. mountains fell. a plague of locust enveloped the world. then--all was still.
the savior had come. and we shall call him Icky™.