They were called "Chuck Norris Kicking Jeans." I remember the ads in old martial arts magazines (friends in gradeschool would buy to order throwing stars through)...
I remember they used to advertise these Chuck Norris jeans on TV. They had a special triangular patch over your taint so you wouldn't blow out the seam while kicking ass.
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