I like all of the discussion about the poster. Nice. It is a parody of your standard fashion ad. American Apparel fits the bill perfectly. SPLORK! is a dorkcore (our guitarist coined that for us) band that plays hard, fast and with tongue firmly planted in cheek. We're fans of Mad magazine; hence the name. 100degrees: I'm glad you get the joke.
noun or verb
ex. v./ "Did you see that American Apparel cashier? I just splorked on the counter."
ex. n./ "Swampy need to clean some of that splork off of his face before selling posters at shows. It's bad for business."