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John A : |
second edtion up now. |
2009-11-19 13:36:49 |
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Sreal : |
hahaha nvm. Paul Gardner'd by the 4th post. Should have known. :facepalm: |
2009-11-16 19:55:45 |
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Sreal : |
I don't get it... is this supposed to be edgy? |
2009-11-16 19:50:23 |
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getoutoftheleftlane : |
i think you guys are being too hard on paul. he comes up with his own stuff PERIODICALly. |
2009-11-12 19:06:51 |
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boatdreams : |
Where does someone get the SPINE to do this kind of thing? |
2009-11-12 16:52:07 |
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Sash : |
These books mustve come from the LIEbrary |
2009-11-12 09:53:35 |
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phoondaddy : |
*This poster is produced with 100% Recycled art. |
2009-11-12 09:35:09 |
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The Bubble Process : |
Man what a rip. I can't believe you are still doing this shit and trying to pass it off. |
2009-11-11 17:55:09 |
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VonDada : |
LEAF this alone, Paul CHECKED OUT, so should you. |
2009-11-11 17:46:47 |
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phoondaddy : |
Stop embarrassing yourself. |
2009-11-11 17:43:29 |
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evanplain : |
Booooooo....k Boooooooo...k |
2009-11-11 17:42:28 |
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boadicea : |
do you think he BOOKED his last gig?
or has he just booked from this site? |
2009-11-11 17:29:45 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
please don't take my jokes out of conTEXT. |
2009-11-11 17:11:07 |
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Tenebrini : |
That comment was long OVERDUE. |
2009-11-11 16:57:15 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i have a STACK of these that I will be selling for cheap. |
2009-11-11 16:40:50 |
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evanplain : |
"Oops, I accidently stacked these books on a photocopier, put a quarter in, adjusted the contrast and scale, and hit start." |
2009-11-10 16:13:26 |
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John A : |
are you reading my mail again? |
2009-11-10 14:01:22 |
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phoondaddy : |
"Um, sir, I retheived thith posthter damaged. It clearly is dogeared. It clearly sthtateth that thith is in mint condithion." - EB Collector |
2009-11-10 13:25:53 |
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necro : |
no human would stack books like this |
2009-11-10 13:25:31 |
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Tenebrini : |
CHECK THIS THESE BOOKS OUT! |
2009-11-10 13:22:37 |
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evanplain : |
Puns have reached a NXTLVL in this thread... Well done everyone. |
2009-11-10 13:08:06 |
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el Jefe : |
wonder if this will be pulled soon. |
2009-11-10 08:34:17 |
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mikeage : |
i'll wait for the movie. |
2009-11-10 06:51:30 |
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j : |
Paul ripped a page right out of Brock's book. |
2009-11-09 17:55:41 |
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Cody Pomeroy : |
Now this is truly original! |
2009-11-09 17:04:34 |
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VonDada : |
What DEWEY do now? |
2009-11-09 16:25:19 |
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allenboe : |
I'm afraid your actions my have "binding" consequences. The could be "published" in other forums causing people to "uncover" further "cases" of "plagiarism". |
2009-11-09 16:16:38 |
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ferg2001 : |
book fuck |
2009-11-09 15:39:28 |
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dennyschmickle : |
PAGE-ing Dr. Freud! I think we've got some latent Oedipal ISSUES here! |
2009-11-09 15:31:29 |
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evanplain : |
8/25 - Never Forget |
2009-11-09 14:22:59 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
it's a closed book now, evan. |
2009-11-09 14:19:33 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Steve wins for best pun! |
2009-11-08 12:54:11 |
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steve w : |
sad stupid fuck |
2009-11-08 10:43:30 |
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Bahr : |
paul got reamed. |
2009-11-08 03:22:02 |
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boatdreams : |
I know I'm late on this, but this is "the oldest trick in the book!" |
2009-11-08 02:29:39 |
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bathroom monkey : |
dave, i'm lazy and that would involve copy and pasting links and such. i think luna should do it. |
2009-11-07 09:02:31 |
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philaarts.com : |
email em, the contact is right on their webpage. |
2009-11-07 08:35:28 |
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bathroom monkey : |
i would actually be really interested to know what bands/management thinks of this kind of stuff. |
2009-11-07 08:29:39 |
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strawberryluna : |
I was supposd to work with this band, a manager contacted me earlier this summer and talks just stopped from his end, and instead, they went with this shitshow. Double Bummer. |
2009-11-07 08:08:17 |
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phoondaddy : |
Paul is a worm. A BOOK WORM! |
2009-11-07 07:20:18 |
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John A : |
wait, twat? |
2009-11-06 21:41:08 |
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John A : |
bump |
2009-11-06 21:40:43 |
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John A : |
huh?
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2009-11-06 21:40:38 |
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John A : |
feel me? |
2009-11-06 21:40:32 |
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phoondaddy : |
Blonde b stealin' ma' material! |
2009-11-06 19:59:05 |
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kylewbaker : |
Meanwhile it is a bummer for folks who've upped recent stuff in this debacle. I ain't gonna post in these comments no more, consider doing the same and move it to the Paul thread (take your pick) where you can talk shit AND show off yer rad avatar. Feel me?? |
2009-11-06 19:06:47 |
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VonDada : |
Paulagerized. AWZM. |
2009-11-06 19:01:33 |
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the hipoisie : |
you mean dickTIONARY move |
2009-11-06 17:55:31 |
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Tenebrini : |
From what I understand his response was very similar to his Fleet Foxes response. "I'm sorry you feel ripped off but I'm not guilty. GP is out to get me." Or something to that effect. |
2009-11-06 17:23:40 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Is the Fleet foxes poster comment thread gone?
Man, there is some genuine hilarity that gets lost here sometimes. |
2009-11-06 17:18:45 |
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Bahr : |
just saved for posterity |
2009-11-06 17:10:40 |
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Hrabovsky : |
The boy is either damned determined or damned stupid. Whatever the case may be—pwned. |
2009-11-06 16:55:32 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
I think all of that shit is being taken care of behind the scenes, which is unfortunate since I enjoy seeing Paul try and lie his way out of another charade.
Did anyone see The Informant! with Matt Damon? Paul reminds me of that guy. |
2009-11-06 16:51:40 |
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Young Monster : |
Where is Paul on this thread? Prison sex is always more fun when they fight. (thanks barry) |
2009-11-06 16:44:28 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
I think Dnny paulagerized 8-Ball's use of "recipe as vomment", cf Rifle Sport thread. |
2009-11-06 16:28:44 |
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VonDada : |
BOOinK Awesome. |
2009-11-06 15:02:14 |
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dennyschmickle : |
Denny's "I Made These" Buffalo Wings
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Ingredients
Wings
2 lbs chicken wings (about 12 wings)
3 Tbsp butter, melted
4 Tbsp bottled hot pepper sauce (like Crystal or Frank's Original)
1 Tbsp paprika
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
Celery sticks (optional)
Blue cheese dip
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 Tbsp white wine vinegar or white vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
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Method
1 Cut off wing tips (discard or reserve for other use such as making stock). Cut wings at the joint. Put chicken wing pieces in a plastic bag. Set aside. Food safety note: when cutting raw chicken it is best to use a cutting board reserved just for cutting raw chicken. Wash thoroughly when finished. Do not let raw chicken juices come in contact with other food.
2 Create a marinade by stirring together the melted butter, hot pepper sauce, paprika, salt, cayenne pepper and black pepper. Pour all but 2 tablespoons of the marinade over the chicken pieces in the plastic bag. (Reserve marinade for coating after the pieces come out of the oven.) Seal bag and let marinate at room temperature for half an hour. When marinating is finished, drain marinade and discard bag.
3 Place wing pieces on the rack of a broiler pan. Broil 4 to 5 inches from the heat for about 10 minutes on each side, until chicken is tender and no longer pink. Remove from oven and baste with reserved marinade.
Serve with Blue Cheese Dip and celery sticks. Makes approximately 24 pieces (about 12 appetizer servings).
Blue cheese dip
Combine dip ingredients - sour cream, mayonnaise, blue cheese, vinegar, and garlic - in a blender or food processor. Blend or pulse until smooth. Cover and chill up to a week.
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2009-11-06 14:58:51 |
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100degrees : |
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I'd like to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No-one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night - we'll keep it under cover
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we've been all alone
I can't hide the way I'mm feelin'
As you leave me please would you close the door
and forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right - that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Lose your love
Lose your love
Lose your love
(ad lib to end) |
2009-11-06 14:54:22 |
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dspring : |
Great poster... LOVE IT! |
2009-11-06 14:47:54 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
A Book, A Priest and a Rabbi walk into Paul Gardner's photocopier... |
2009-11-06 14:41:41 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
assume all book jokes have been used before bradley. |
2009-11-06 14:40:54 |
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Brad Klausen : |
you guys are like an angry mob demanding they THROW THE BOOK AT HIM... |
2009-11-06 14:38:21 |
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VonDada : |
Looks TOME like Paul Gardner is a PAGE-erist. |
2009-11-06 13:59:40 |
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Was Brock the ghost writer for this poster? |
2009-11-06 13:54:35 |
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workshop : |
brock davis traveled into the future and stole paul gardners idea...and then traveled back to before paul had actually designed it and took all the fucking credit...clearly. really lame brock. lolz |
2009-11-06 13:41:37 |
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Tenebrini : |
...this is definitely one for the books. |
2009-11-06 13:19:06 |
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phoondaddy : |
Can we all get along and just move FOREWORD? |
2009-11-06 13:18:56 |
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B-DROID : |
She wrote a NOVEL. |
2009-11-06 13:16:37 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
in her book about things she said. |
2009-11-06 13:13:00 |
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phoondaddy : |
That's what she said. |
2009-11-06 13:12:43 |
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Rob : |
MrBlone7 |
2009-11-06 13:08:42 |
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whiteyhouston : |
MrBlonde should stick to blowjobs. |
2009-11-06 13:06:52 |
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goad74 : |
JERKSTORE! |
2009-11-06 13:06:13 |
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phoondaddy : |
DNNY DECIMAL!!!!!!!!!! |
2009-11-06 13:01:06 |
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B-DROID : |
That is a NOVEL idea, DNNY. |
2009-11-06 12:59:37 |
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dennyschmickle : |
I think reading all the comments should be a PREREQUISITE. |
2009-11-06 12:57:28 |
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whiteyhouston : |
this is a NOVEL solution to coming up with your own ideas.. |
2009-11-06 12:53:01 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
I wrote half the damn book. |
2009-11-06 12:35:50 |
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phoondaddy : |
Robbie will be EDITED out of the final draft. |
2009-11-06 12:33:17 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
this is only the first chapter, phoonz. |
2009-11-06 12:31:57 |
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DWITT : |
thank you for the ABRIDGED update, Steve. |
2009-11-06 12:30:41 |
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phoondaddy : |
he is finished here, me thinks. |
2009-11-06 12:29:55 |
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Tenebrini : |
Paul and Brock have had communications. That is between them. The band has been made aware. That's all I know at the moment. |
2009-11-06 12:28:55 |
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DWITT : |
"You're right. No human being would stack books like this" |
2009-11-06 12:25:41 |
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Brad Klausen : |
wow, you guys need to stop with all the puns, you've literally taken this way too far... |
2009-11-06 12:25:17 |
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phoondaddy : |
GeePee Status Update: Phoondaddy is listening to AC/DC's High Voltage album. |
2009-11-06 12:24:15 |
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Brad Klausen : |
wow, you guys need to stop with all the puns, you've literally taken this way too far... |
2009-11-06 12:21:35 |
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ferg2001 : |
Lit my nuttz |
2009-11-06 12:09:25 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Steve - Update us on the status of Paul Choadner's kneecaps. |
2009-11-06 12:07:28 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
i'm lulzin' in the computer lab again, Dave |
2009-11-06 12:05:26 |
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j : |
There's at least 1 Danielle Steele in this poster. |
2009-11-06 11:53:28 |
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louisfinn : |
Everyone is guilty of using Google image or Flickr for photo reference... no prob there.... but blatant ripping is a bit much. |
2009-11-06 11:52:52 |
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kylewbaker : |
Why go to the trouble to shoot up at the books if you're going to remove the background? Could just shoot down... srzly am I missing something? |
2009-11-06 11:50:29 |
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kylewbaker : |
Paul's failure to read the copyright literature has garnered him editorial disdain. |
2009-11-06 11:49:02 |
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dennyschmickle : |
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/24650 |
2009-11-06 11:48:29 |
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9pod9 : |
Poo. |
2009-11-06 11:45:52 |
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RADAR : |
i wonder if these are half price books ®™ |
2009-11-06 11:40:39 |
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9pod9 : |
My point exactly. I'm glad we agree. |
2009-11-06 11:37:41 |
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9pod9 : |
BOOK JOKE |
2009-11-06 11:31:02 |
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crosshair : |
I'm appauled. This is truly beyond the paul. |
2009-11-06 11:28:28 |
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necro : |
haiguyz |
2009-11-06 11:24:14 |
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necro : |
thats Documentation.... |
2009-11-06 11:24:06 |
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Bennett : |
Isn't that spelled FAUNzie? |
2009-11-06 11:23:58 |
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necro : |
more like a documentary about doucebaggery |
2009-11-06 11:23:34 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
that has nothing to do with books at all 9pod9. |
2009-11-06 11:23:19 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
Possibly this poster is simply a work of FICTION. |
2009-11-06 11:23:01 |
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9pod9 : |
Puns = The Tofu of Comedy |
2009-11-06 11:22:32 |
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Unitus : |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! |
2009-11-06 11:21:58 |
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ImJustRickG : |
He must like the negative attention. He MUST.
What a turd. |
2009-11-06 11:21:41 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i wonder if The Books will be playing next years Reading Festival |
2009-11-06 11:21:35 |
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phoondaddy : |
FONZIE just jumped the shark. |
2009-11-06 11:20:04 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
2009-11-06 11:19:20 |
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Bennett : |
Do you think Mr. Gardner is turning READ at this point? |
2009-11-06 11:18:42 |
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dspring : |
by not answering, Paul is avoiding a hardcover up... the supplier should ask for their paperback |
2009-11-06 11:17:05 |
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DWITT : |
Paul's STORIED career as a poster artist is PUNCTUATED with this example. |
2009-11-06 11:15:40 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
this is a family website evan. |
2009-11-06 11:15:33 |
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dspring : |
a second hand design |
2009-11-06 11:14:46 |
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dspring : |
hmmmm.... a paragraphic designers with similiar contents... |
2009-11-06 11:12:48 |
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necro : |
This is the best damn thing i've ever read |
2009-11-06 11:07:15 |
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anchoresse : |
can you get this poster on the Kindle? |
2009-11-06 10:55:52 |
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B-DROID : |
I wonder if this will be one of Paul's BEST SELLERS? |
2009-11-06 10:55:21 |
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Bahr : |
srry rbby. too lazy to actually read all of these. |
2009-11-06 10:54:42 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
where is fisher to curse these reposts of bad jokes? |
2009-11-06 10:54:12 |
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Bahr : |
I'd really like to see Paul's face every time he gets caught. I wonder if its more "Well shit." or "What the F*ck! How did they know?" |
2009-11-06 10:54:08 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i already used book in that reference. |
2009-11-06 10:53:19 |
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Bahr : |
Paul's probably BOOKed it already |
2009-11-06 10:52:48 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
b-droid should READ all of the comments first. |
2009-11-06 10:52:46 |
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B-DROID : |
Damn you PHOOOOOOOOOOOON! |
2009-11-06 10:50:32 |
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phoondaddy : |
ANDREW MENCIA back in action. |
2009-11-06 10:49:46 |
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B-DROID : |
All jokes aside, this is a pretty NOVEL idea. |
2009-11-06 10:49:05 |
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phoondaddy : |
Cliff's Notes plz. |
2009-11-06 10:44:04 |
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B-DROID : |
TURN THE PAGE!!!!!! |
2009-11-06 10:41:25 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
I hope paul's comment section gets a movie deal. |
2009-11-06 10:41:22 |
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Rob : |
Shhhhh! |
2009-11-06 10:40:34 |
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phoondaddy : |
That joke is DEWEY DUMBCIMAL! |
2009-11-06 10:40:01 |
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B-DROID : |
This was actually a collaboration with DEWEY DECIMAL... so it's not entirely Pauls fault. |
2009-11-06 10:38:42 |
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phoondaddy : |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get out of here, DROID! |
2009-11-06 10:37:40 |
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B-DROID : |
I bet Paul got this idea while browsing the REFERENCE section of the library. |
2009-11-06 10:37:00 |
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dennyschmickle : |
apparently MLA stands for "MADE LITERARY ATROCITY." |
2009-11-06 10:35:53 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
maybe he cited his source on the back of the poster. |
2009-11-06 10:34:47 |
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phoondaddy : |
Dear VHS or BETA, I have an idea for a new tour poster for you.... |
2009-11-06 10:33:28 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
Did Paul Gardner rape and murder a young girl in 1990? |
2009-11-06 10:31:11 |
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dennyschmickle : |
Did Paul put his SIGNATURE on these posters? |
2009-11-06 10:30:05 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i just BOOKmarked this comments section. |
2009-11-06 10:29:20 |
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dennyschmickle : |
well now you're just being juvenile. |
2009-11-06 10:28:31 |
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phoondaddy : |
Paul should at least attempt to RECTUMfy the situation. |
2009-11-06 10:27:52 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
I'm thinking it will be a lot less work if someone else writes it first. |
2009-11-06 10:27:28 |
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dennyschmickle : |
Paul should at least attempt to RECTOfy the situation. |
2009-11-06 10:27:13 |
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phoondaddy : |
I think a book could be written about all of these comments. |
2009-11-06 10:26:09 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
I just got this idea to write a book about all the comments Paul gets on his posters! |
2009-11-06 10:25:24 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
We could write a book with all the comments Paul gets on his posters. |
2009-11-06 10:24:19 |
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dennyschmickle : |
He might want to remove this from his portFOLIO. |
2009-11-06 10:23:52 |
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phoondaddy : |
I'm trying to get ahold of TAPES `n TAPES to see if they need a tour poster. |
2009-11-06 10:23:50 |
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Bahr : |
I think we've got the book jokes COVERED. |
2009-11-06 10:22:02 |
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dennyschmickle : |
Rip or not, I always thought this was the 2009 version of a Derek Hess-ian literal interpretation of a band name that has little to nothing to do with the band.
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2009-11-06 10:18:18 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
The real winner here is...PAUL GARDNER! |
2009-11-06 10:14:10 |
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phoondaddy : |
No way Dnny is in 1st. I am #1 WINNER CHAMPION!
jerk. |
2009-11-06 10:12:39 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
Rotate 90 is the new flip horizontal. |
2009-11-06 10:10:18 |
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evanplain : |
So far I have Denny in first with Phoon a close second. |
2009-11-06 10:09:20 |
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VonDada : |
At least he flipped the orientation of the canvas horizontal... |
2009-11-06 10:05:50 |
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Sash : |
"I READ you loud and clear" |
2009-11-06 09:58:56 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
I heard that Paul didn't simply photograph these books. He also wrote and published all of them. |
2009-11-06 09:58:55 |
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phoondaddy : |
"Brock has a NOVEL idea." - Paul G. |
2009-11-06 09:57:13 |
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Tenebrini : |
"for what it's worth. i am sorry
for being an unwarranted jerk at times.
pissing people off for the sake of pissing people off.
stealing practicing artist's shapes and letterforms.
i have dug my hole as deep as i care to go. i have no excuses." |
2009-11-06 09:56:38 |
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Young Monster : |
Surprised it hasnt hit here yet
http://youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/ |
2009-11-06 09:56:37 |
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Sash : |
god, this reminds me of how Led Zep didn't credit all those bluesmen on their first two albums. uncool, Led Zep. Stones always gave credit (and royalties) when they did their early blooz cvrzz |
2009-11-06 09:48:06 |
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Rob : |
I can't wait until Paul's next poster. |
2009-11-06 09:44:32 |
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phoondaddy : |
Paul's exit from GP is long OVERDUE. |
2009-11-06 09:44:03 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
I wonder if he even really went to the library. |
2009-11-06 09:42:06 |
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Tenebrini : |
I wonder if he bought those books. |
2009-11-06 09:36:19 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
not one "I made that" joke. phail! |
2009-11-06 09:28:22 |
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Tenebrini : |
I have issues. |
2009-11-06 09:21:33 |
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philaarts.com : |
why is steve such a petty bastard? |
2009-11-06 09:16:34 |
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dennyschmickle : |
Glinda is all "AAAGH I JUST HIT A HIPSTER WITH MY WITCH-CAR!!!" |
2009-11-06 08:52:02 |
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Tenebrini : |
Ha Ha! Shit is hitting the fan behind the scenes AND, the leg breaker just delivered my $500. Happy Friday! |
2009-11-06 08:51:24 |
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phoondaddy : |
Seriously, how unlucky do you have to be to get into a car accident with a witch? |
2009-11-06 08:38:01 |
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philaarts.com : |
faking death and involving your moms name>stealing a concept |
2009-11-06 08:37:16 |
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swampviking : |
just so you know .. this is the mother of [fill in the blank]. i am writing to you .
what i am writing about is that late last wed. night [fill in the blank] was in a car
wreck witch took his life.
i know you guys dont really dont care but i know this site hurt his feelings ,
it would mean so much to me and his family .if it could be removed so not to confuse people who look up info on his passing. we adored him so much and
he is going to be greatly missed by us and his fans in the art world .
he was a great father and a awsome son. and a great friend to all who knew him.
thank you and god bless.
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2009-11-06 08:29:53 |
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GarrettK : |
again with this guy? wow. |
2009-11-06 08:15:58 |
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Young Monster : |
wow, I missed this one go down too. haha. i mean, wow |
2009-11-06 08:08:36 |
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Tenebrini : |
Brock: http://www.gigposters.com/comments/112152_Brian_Jonestown_Massacre.html |
2009-11-06 08:05:42 |
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CurtEichelberger : |
Damn Paul, not even I am this stupid! You are the new me! |
2009-11-06 08:03:40 |
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Punchgut : |
i am glad paul jacked this---now i am familiar with Brock. Great stuff. Buy Brock a burger for me today Mr. Steve |
2009-11-06 08:00:56 |
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philaarts.com : |
do those books have any peveto decemberists poster/covers on em? if so, call chantry.. |
2009-11-06 07:54:50 |
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Tenebrini : |
Yeah... the level of Brock's talent is disturbing sometimes. One of my favorites is his "flesh can" and "flesh pop". So wrong, yet so right. |
2009-11-06 07:54:06 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
If we find out that one or more of those 'books' is a journal, this poster is seriously dishonest. |
2009-11-06 07:52:26 |
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twoducksdisco : |
Actually, I'm all for this sort of thing by Paul. It introduces me to loads of great work. Laser Bread's flickr account is amazing!!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/laserbread/ |
2009-11-06 07:51:26 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
I'm not so sure those are all books. One or two of them could possibly journals. |
2009-11-06 07:46:57 |
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Rob : |
I feel like there is a story here. |
2009-11-06 07:45:54 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
But it's a total balancing act, cause if you put too many books on there then people are all like, 'Library' and then shit gets confusing. |
2009-11-06 07:34:19 |
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phoondaddy : |
Paul Gardner. The Thinking Man's Poster Artist! |
2009-11-06 07:29:31 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
It's like a picture of the band name. You can't just put one book on there because then people would think the band was called 'Book' and that might be a totally different band. |
2009-11-06 07:27:32 |
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RichieGoodtimes : |
Oh. The band is called the books. This is genious! |
2009-11-06 07:23:19 |
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phoondaddy : |
"Book him, Dan-O!" |
2009-11-06 07:18:46 |
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philaarts.com : |
well im assuming with this one, paul did the tour poster, so the band will be using this alot... so, im sure some snitch will whisper in the bands ear..
i still hate blonde. |
2009-11-06 07:16:39 |
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el Jefe : |
I always wonder what the bands think or if they ever know. |
2009-11-06 07:06:06 |
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Tenebrini : |
OMGROLFLMAOLOLZ!1!11!!! |
2009-11-06 06:58:33 |
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phoondaddy : |
Paul is a LIEbrarian! |
2009-11-06 06:56:22 |
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Zach Hobbs : |
i missed this yesterday. So funny. |
2009-11-06 06:52:12 |
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phoondaddy : |
"don't be fools. get to work, stop worrying about petty similarities. you understand it's monday, right?" |
2009-11-06 05:35:23 |
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Bahr : |
we need jay to comment again so this can be BOOKENDED. |
2009-11-06 04:13:40 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
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2009-11-06 00:18:07 |
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VonDada : |
MrBlonde should stick to blowjobs. |
2009-11-06 00:10:06 |
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steve w : |
death SENTENCE? |
2009-11-05 23:59:52 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Peeps just can't keep up with this. Recognize. |
2009-11-05 23:37:52 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
well, blonde killed the funny. rip |
2009-11-05 23:06:47 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
If Paul keeps on committing these design felonies, he's gonna receive a death SENTENCE. END OF STORY. PERIOD. |
2009-11-05 22:29:41 |
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VonDada : |
Get a Clue wins for creativity. |
2009-11-05 22:27:20 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
He was last active today at 5:13pm, right at the height of this vomment madness.
Must be scrambling to form an alibi. |
2009-11-05 22:24:54 |
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Get a Clue Design : |
if you look closely, you might note the difference that makes this design very unique: every one of these books has NO SPINE. |
2009-11-05 21:57:29 |
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evanplain : |
Who stacks books accidentally on a photo copier... |
2009-11-05 21:50:47 |
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Tenebrini : |
Once a liar... |
2009-11-05 20:41:45 |
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Unitus : |
"The idea was born while xeroxing some stuff at the library. Accidentally hitting "start", I copied a stack of books that were randomly arranged on the copier, it looked interesting, so I made some adjustments and arranged them in a few different ways, I decided to take it one step further and photograph the books from below a glass surface for the final layout. This the result."
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2009-11-05 20:39:50 |
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VonDada : |
I hope he gives these posters out, too. I have the Fleet Foxes one. The highlight of my collection. |
2009-11-05 20:37:49 |
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El Negro Magnifico! : |
I'm a regular Kitsune Noir reader. I saw that post and thought, "Bobby has no idea about the BS this dude has been involved with..." |
2009-11-05 20:18:01 |
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Tenebrini : |
I think that's what alerted Brock's legions of fans and followers... |
2009-11-05 20:14:58 |
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whiteyhouston : |
FlauraFauna got a post on Kitsune Noir, including this turdball.
http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/page/3/
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2009-11-05 20:03:42 |
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ferg2001 : |
I like the one 'messin with sasquach' where sasquach brutally ass rapes the dude at the end. man, that one is classic. |
2009-11-05 19:57:20 |
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DWITT : |
'Paulagerism' = brilliant! |
2009-11-05 19:10:13 |
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Warm : |
Andrew Holder (Fleet Foxes), Siggi Eggertsson (Handsome Furs), Brock Davis (The Books) |
2009-11-05 19:02:17 |
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evanplain : |
I just got paulagarized (phoon, post 53) by blonde. |
2009-11-05 18:58:49 |
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Rob : |
at least Paul is consistent...good job. |
2009-11-05 18:29:12 |
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Unitus : |
who's keeping score? how many is this now? |
2009-11-05 17:58:31 |
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Unitus : |
a few mpls dudes know paul. i don't. |
2009-11-05 17:58:03 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
whatever, I'm winning. |
2009-11-05 17:53:20 |
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bathroom monkey : |
mr blonde to the corner for 10 minutes for the worst pun in history |
2009-11-05 17:50:24 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
No one has met him personally - he might be an alright guy in person, BUT we all know you can't judge a BOOK BY ITS COVER. |
2009-11-05 17:49:15 |
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Tenebrini : |
DAVE - If I'm a pig... should I BOOK him? |
2009-11-05 17:49:12 |
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bathroom monkey : |
has anyone met this dude, are we sure he isn't we todd ed? |
2009-11-05 17:47:02 |
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phoondaddy : |
What's next, book cover gigposters????? |
2009-11-05 17:44:43 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
With regard to ripping other people off: I was hoping Paul Gardner had CLOSED THAT CHAPTER of his life. |
2009-11-05 17:44:11 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
hopefully paul hasn't BOOKED his flight to flatstock yet. |
2009-11-05 17:43:01 |
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Warm : |
Ha, I meant poster. Still fits though. |
2009-11-05 17:36:05 |
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Warm : |
I hope this poser doesn't disappear from GP like his other thefts. We need a record of this sort of thing, especially for repeat offenders. |
2009-11-05 17:33:27 |
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seireyho : |
dang. he got paul gardnered. |
2009-11-05 17:24:26 |
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phoondaddy : |
CERDO!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
2009-11-05 17:21:56 |
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philaarts.com : |
haha steve!! mike called you a pig!! FACE |
2009-11-05 17:21:08 |
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MaximumFluoride : |
If I were paul Gardner and I was going to steal other peoples stuff in the bulk of my work I think i wouldnt post it in places like this where you will get busted every single time. Just, you know...put it in your book and show clients who wont know the difference anyway.
If your gonna be a thief at least be smart. Even the most novice thief in the world knows you dont go around showing the results of your crimes to the fucking COPS!! |
2009-11-05 17:12:44 |
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evanplain : |
A textbook case of creative thievery. |
2009-11-05 17:07:22 |
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Tenebrini : |
You've got this douche running around and it's Tidwell who ends up with 2 broken wrists. The universe is not right. |
2009-11-05 17:07:10 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
flippers will be cutting this out of poster books and selling them on ebay for years to come. |
2009-11-05 17:06:46 |
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phoondaddy : |
PAULAGERISM!!!!!!!!!! |
2009-11-05 17:05:49 |
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evanplain : |
This is one book burning that I'd be happy to participate in. |
2009-11-05 17:05:11 |
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evanplain : |
I wish Paul would turn over a new page and get on to the non-ripping chapter of his life. |
2009-11-05 17:04:20 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
dammit evan. now my joke doesnt make sense. |
2009-11-05 17:03:27 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
that joke was one for the history books. |
2009-11-05 17:02:52 |
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evanplain : |
Damn - those sasquatch commercials are fuckin funny. The one with that dude from all the Judd Apatow movies is the best. |
2009-11-05 17:02:31 |
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phoondaddy : |
Maybe this is the 2nd Printing.
HEY OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! |
2009-11-05 17:01:01 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
speaking of books. the gigposters.com book is currently for sale in the merch section. |
2009-11-05 16:56:21 |
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philaarts.com : |
if you beat him up, THEN he would learn his lesson. |
2009-11-05 16:53:02 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
he would probably BOOK out the back door. |
2009-11-05 16:51:39 |
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Tenebrini : |
Blonde - No. I don't know what he looks like and I've stated somewhere on this site that if he ever finds himself in the same room with me it's in his best interest to not introduce himself. Apparently this has happened at least 2 times now where we have been at the same event at the same time. |
2009-11-05 16:50:18 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
aren't they in the same book club? |
2009-11-05 16:49:35 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Steve, have you ever met Paul in person? |
2009-11-05 16:48:33 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i wish there were more book jokes. |
2009-11-05 16:47:24 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
THROW THE BOOK AT HIM! |
2009-11-05 16:39:50 |
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philaarts.com : |
i didnt, but i bootlegged a shitload. |
2009-11-05 16:39:25 |
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Tenebrini : |
Why? How many of these did you by from him? ...DAVE. |
2009-11-05 16:38:55 |
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philaarts.com : |
i think you guys arent giving gardner a fair shake and shouldnt blast him .... STEVE. |
2009-11-05 16:37:24 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
I am highly straight for Gardner. I'm not defending, just anticipating his argument, perhaps?
Whatever, fuck that dude. Go kick his monkey ass. |
2009-11-05 16:35:06 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
i'm totally gay and i think this gardner guy sounds like a real jerk. |
2009-11-05 16:34:59 |
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Tenebrini : |
You guys bust be gay for Gardner to defend a proven repeat offender. |
2009-11-05 16:33:42 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
he's busy looking for $500 |
2009-11-05 16:33:01 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Steve should sick his leg breaker on this local choad. |
2009-11-05 16:32:24 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
cerdo and brock should go lay some tuff love. |
2009-11-05 16:29:50 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
jusht shayin' |
2009-11-05 16:29:07 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
And Paul can't be that fucking dumb as to go through this entire thing again willfully. |
2009-11-05 16:28:35 |
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Tenebrini : |
This makes my blood boil. Brock sits a few cubes down from me and he came over to my desk livid. He said "Some local poster guy totally ripped me off! Do you know..." and I finished his sentence for him "Florafauna?" "YES!!!" |
2009-11-05 16:28:32 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
plz ban mrdumbblonde7 |
2009-11-05 16:28:26 |
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phoondaddy : |
Robbie says this place sucks every couple of months. |
2009-11-05 16:28:11 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Although, to be fair, taking a picture of some books for a band called "the books" isn't exactly something that has to necessarily be stolen from someone else to be an idea.
It's entirely possible that two people could have had the idea at different times.
Or I could have just provided Paul with a defense. |
2009-11-05 16:27:26 |
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Robbie Fuct : |
thank goodness for paul gardner. this place was starting to suck these last couple of months. |
2009-11-05 16:24:42 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Why is Jay an advocate of stealing? |
2009-11-05 16:22:37 |
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philaarts.com : |
too late jay, you complemented this. |
2009-11-05 16:21:00 |
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philaarts.com : |
oooh i like the sasquatch commercials.. things ending in violence rule. |
2009-11-05 16:20:32 |
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jayryan : |
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000F. |
2009-11-05 16:20:00 |
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MrBlonde7 : |
Hurry up and start with the defense, Gardner. I'm warming the popcorn. |
2009-11-05 16:19:02 |
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Tenebrini : |
evanplain - Brock is the man responsible for the Jack Links "Messin' With Sasquach" campaign. Extreme talent there. |
2009-11-05 16:09:05 |
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evanplain : |
Just looked at Brock's site. Dude is way talented. |
2009-11-05 15:58:21 |
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Brendan Jordan : |
Sweet . . . Something to stick around for. |
2009-11-05 15:48:44 |
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Bahr : |
oooof cooourse |
2009-11-05 15:37:41 |
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Unitus : |
*slaps forehead* |
2009-11-05 15:30:16 |
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Tenebrini : |
Hey thieving motherfucker. This time you stole form my friend and sometimes collaborator Brock Davis.
His post dated 6.23.09
http://www.flickr.com/photos/laserbread/3655598099/in/set-72157612019716787
Your blog post dated 8.25.09
http://www.florafaunaworld.com/blog/2009+08
He's pissed. Tells me he had a process thread somewhere that looks almost identical to what you posted 2 months later. He's getting a slew of emails today for some reason that alerted him to your blatant theft.
Die. Then burn in hell. |
2009-11-05 15:11:19 |
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bathroom monkey : |
well i knew what band it was for from the thumbnail. and i dont even know anything about the band other than their name. |
2009-08-28 13:21:28 |
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PaulGardner : |
Thanks, Jay. Yeah, they're printed offset with show info that will get hand written in for multiple dates. |
2009-08-26 11:28:43 |
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jayryan : |
a little obvious, but well executed, and tasteful. how are these printed? offset? |
2009-08-26 11:04:54 |
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